Photo (of neighbour kitteh) and caption by puddy_tat
puddy_tat sez: a new neighbour kitteh (i does not know her name yet – we has nawt been introduced) – until today she has run away when she has seen me. today she wanted fussings. and then had a hmph when i stopped
Sertinlee kitteh wul be mai plesher!
Kitteh finx yur pryoriteez am askew!
Ohai, anni! Congatabbies! I hazza glad yu had fun at teh bus fing yesterday!
Thx Prysma!
Ai haz a zostid 2dai tho!
I bet! Sounds lyk long fun day!
omcc, hao awn erf dew hoomins nawt tink kittehs haev feelings?
Kittehs habs lawts of feelings. Theirs adn the ones they stole from your brane in the nite.
Probably tehy hide teh eggstras unner teh fridge wif teh toys.
*prysma stands back tu luuk over teh sushi-an-burger bar*
*lasers am bouncing frum projectors inna corners tu hit a disco ball inna centre, an frum there, all over teh room*
*teh buffay tablol hazza wide selekshun uv sushi varietees, sumthymes skippin teh bunnyfuds, and sashimi, plus a platter uv all-beef cheezburgers covered wif a shiny (oooh, shiny!) lid*
*streamers of sordid colurs am hangin daon frum teh seeling all over, fur teh batbatbatting an teh madly-runnin-fru*
*Trick volunteered tu be teh DJ, at leest tu start, so we shud haz sum, um, inneresting myoozik tu dansdansdans tu*
*wun wall hazza much-bigger-dan-lyfsize photo uv Emo Emmy, wif garlands uv fresh catnips framin it*
Otay… good start. What else? Ohyeah… gotta go get me dresst.
I nawt gonna be ablol tu stay teh hole thyme, gotta vet appt at 1:30, but will be here fur a bit an back after, an hopeso peeps can keep teh party goin!
JD is skampering wib a quickness wib a playt ob sammun and toona sooshee. He has to be quick as dansdansdansing kittehs needs to keep enerji up.
Mount Fuji haz been shrunkified and squirlols aer taking turns to go for a spin on the dans floor.
Teh skwirrls can warm fings up fur us. Dansdansdans floor nawt been used inn whylol.
I nawt follow gnus (iz bad fur depreshun/ankziety), am Mount Fuji bein weird? *scratches hed* *duzzint say whooz*
Ifinkso dat we motorized Mt Fuji bak in the ICHC days. Iffen yuze hab arkibes on cheezraces, it shud be there most thymes.
Hm, I misst that sumhao. Or forgottid it.
ICHC messt up all the old links so they nawt wurk, iz nearly impossible to go back an find old stuffs nao.
There was some srs attempt at retrieving stufffs to archive (lunarmommy was in charje) and is on a wikia… I can find link… but life got inna way and I beleef she hasn’t added more inna whylol.
We kinda gotta make fings up as we go. Lyk kittehs purrfur tu duz ennywai.
We ment tu du that!
Nuffink iz mayd up, iz awl reel. I’b scene fyremin adn cheezburgers, adn I’b a suspishun der aer nawty barns. Dat proves it’s all troo, rite?
That am teh troof, yepyep!
Ohai. Did u call me. .?
Iz idansdansdans. Lol.ðŸ˜
Sownz leik a grate party!
Wi haz a new kitteh in teh nayborhood. S/he waz eggsplorin yestidai an eggsplord intu owr howse (s/he gotz lawst an confuzzlold aifinkso). A berry hansum smokey grey point longhair. An kwite tawkativ tu.
Ai spent sum tiem chattin an halped Kitteh fynd teh wai back owt.
Hopeso kitteh finded way home okay! Lukky kitteh, findin a friendly place tu visit!
Teh Kitteh Psychic Network maintains a web page ob gud howses to bisit, people wiv fuds adn teh current GPS location of those people.
All cats hab built-in wireless adn can read this page adn update it.
Oh, iz that hao tehy keep turnin up at Cheezpeep howses sayin, “Ohai, I need a hyoomin minion, you can be her/him?”
Yesh. Iz awlsew why “known” cheezpeeps can turn up at a store they’ve nebber been to, wiv food in teh car, adn hab three or four kittehs waiting impatiently. They’ve bean trakked.
Relevant to nuffing…
I haz released no novels in a cupple years. I are tryin to release wun that has been finished fur, lyk, a year nao. An I are havin teh srs anxieties! “Ack, my cover is bad! Ack, I need to proofread it again, evree word! Ack, I need to redo all the formatting! Ack, why would anyone read this anyway!!!!”
Funny hao hard it iz tu make self just click teh upload button… *bangs hed on desk a bit*
Diddit! Iz officially released!
I’ll be hiding under the bed. Um, at least until the party. Can I party from under the bed?
Ok. Partee ax prysmas. Evripeep unda da bedd.
Iz sorta crowded fur lotsa peeps.
Sowndz cozy♡
Did yu gize see on Fasebuk teh felloe in TTE who camed home to find taht a totally straenje kitteh had gotten into his howse an had kittehs under his bed? He has totally falln in lurve with teh momma an all four of teh teeny bebbehs, so now he has fiev kittehs instead of none!
Tawk abowt being nayborlee!!
Da series ov tweetz wiz wondorful. He fell in luv wiv a quikness.
o hai
i does not do teh farcebook, but he are on teh tweeter
https://twitter.com/ParisZarcilla/status/1001748442119593984