I gonna use this as a singlol place to put uppitydates abowt how Jackie are duin wif her big sirjury.
If you wantin uppitydaets wifakwikness, send me a nemeow at email@example.com fur being on teh list. Anyfing I hear by phone, or Jackie’s siscat who am wif her, or that Jackie sends me online, I’ll share as kwik as I can get tu teh puter. We duin that way coz there be famblee an frenz whu nawt duz Facebork, and sum whu duz Facebork in diffrent closed groops an fings, an I nawt wanna spend owrs on ebree uppitydaet! So, all wun medium fur kwikest gnus.
Or just watch rite here, an it’ll get here ventually. Key fings probly moar kwiker than uvvers.
PS, probably won’t be in lolspeak, but feel free to use when commenting!