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  • #57763 Reply

    maryqos
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    Felix whoa whoa whoa Felix

    #57796 Reply

    maryqos
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    Hmmmmm…..
    last night I looked out the window and saw the wild tortie and her black kitten in the yard. I think they are living in the barn.
    So the little black one in the garage is not that one.
    Rocco is having his procedure & his ear clip right now.
    Wow, female ferals are also only $25 there for a spay and rabies shot.
    So here’s the plan. I make an appointment for a spay, if I can trap the tortie I will take her. If I can’t trap the tortie I will take Missy.
    Tomorrow I’m bringing Missy inside so I can try and trap the 3 kittens. Maybe I can tame them so they will be good barn cats.

    #57800 Reply

    maryqos
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    Hmmmmm
    Somekitteh is peaing inn innapropreatelee plasis. Lyke awn mai close awn flore (nao ai’m neeter), inn teh tubb, awn throe ruggs, TEH KITCHIN KOWNTURR 8O, teh flore inn teh kitteh boks room (boksis kleen), why CC why?
    Ai kept finding peeses uf yellolow nasty fyburrglasses awn kitchin flore, ai putt woodin spoon between handles uf cupberd unner skink, it got pooshed off an moer uf teh stuff awn flore, nao dores taped shut, why CC why?

    Rocco dewing well, thay sed keep in trap fore overnite, ai thot “pleh awn taht, ai leeve fore too ours, den releese” shood haev opined dore rite awai, pore gai hadda pea inn dere an he is a verri fastideeyous boi.

    ai putt lidder boks inn garadje juss tew sea waht wood happpin…an it is beeing ewesed. kool.

    gai coming today tew price removil uf teh hored.

    #57802 Reply

    Noodle

    Oh mai cc. U am buzy. Wood halp iffin ai cud, butt iam hear an ur dere. Gud luck.

    #58012 Reply

    maryqos
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    So at sanctuary teh husbink akksidently backed intew mai kar an maed a big denting inn teh passinjer dore. oh well, ai get tew visit teh kar gais again. is taht kinda yeer.
    teh garbidge taker awaer is my step-nefhew an he kaem wif big garbidge truk an filled it with ruined stuff frum yard an garadge. An thare’s moer tew goe…an anudder load fore teh armie uf salvashin inn teh howse. sad-awl teh stuff was either moldie, rustid, rottid, bork, and/oar chooed bai meeses. ai new it waz bad butt ai dint reelize hao bad.
    an ai kawt nawt five kittens. in wiff mama. one awl gray wun left. ai onlee seen taht wun fore teh furstist time awn Fried egg, ai tinkh it waz. ai kawt teh blak baby taht teh feral mama had inn teh celler taht ai bin trieing tew katch. ai reelie noe it is bestist tew taaem an fynd hoem fore butt teh mama is howling an maeking teh mostist mornful sownds owt there.
    ai must be strong.
    pleese prai taht teh nerse taht hazza noo barn will indeed taek awl dese kittehs. as usual all teh shelders are full up.

    #58015 Reply

    maryqos
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    Sew at lunge thyme ai had purrmission fore a longur lunge sew ai kould chek owt a TOPS meating (taek offa pownds sennsablee). ai hadda kwick lunge. wunner if thay kould smell teh Horsey Sauce awn mai bref.

    #58016 Reply

    maryqos

    warning-whining ahead: sumthymes peeple let a purrsin down.

    #58017 Reply

    maryqos

    hard findin help fore transport wen kar in shoppe.
    *polishis up teh thum*

    #58018 Reply

    noodle

    Knead a ryde? Hop inn.

    #58019 Reply

    maryqos
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    aha! a storee: ai waz walking hoem frum skool, eether kindegartins oar furst graed an mai granparints stoppid an sed “wee giev yu a ryde” ai sed “ai nawt opposed tew geddin kars” mai granparints sed “itz okai cause wee ar yur fambly” ai keep walkin an thay drievin aside me. ai kept sayin “ai nawt opposed tew geddin kars!” finely thay konvinsed me okai cause of fambly an ai gott inn butt ai waz shure ai waz gonna get inn trubbles!

    #58020 Reply

    maryqos
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    oh-an mai kar-fixin fren sez inshorinse opposed tew pai fore a rendal kar! Whewie! ai hoep is troo!

    #58021 Reply

    maryqos
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    okai-sew nerse nawt anser me abawt taeking teh kittehs. oh brudder. onlee plays taht wood taek ai noe fore shore is sqwee sownding “Lollipops Farm” butt dunawt lett taht fool yu-thay wood-how shall ai say nawt creepy-well-let me sai taht thay ar nawt a noe-kill shelder an dunnawt haev restorstes (?) too werk wif ferals. ai kant send thare, ai juss kant! still werking awn playsement.
    ai kawt teh lass kitten yesturdai sew nawt six kittens an pist mama inn teh room of fosturs.
    noe moer fuds owtsyde sew truly feral mama taht haets me will goe elseware. ai feal badd abawt taht. ai’m dewing waht ai kan.
    alsew-kan sumwun eggsplayn wai wen peepels noe yu luv teh kittehs taht thay gotta tell yu teh sad awfull storees abawt things taht happined tew sum udder kittehs? ai noe want taht inn mai hed!

    #58054 Reply

    maryqos
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    Re-reeding last post hear. ai mean ai noe want tew heer bowt stranjers an dere sad kitteh storie nawt taht ai dunnawt want tew heer an shaer greef bowt frends stories,
    Bin waytin an waytin fore teh garbidge guy tew come bak fore teh rest uf teh crap, sew ai tegst hymn tewdai an he sais “ai’m awn mai wai tew live in Floridduh”.
    Den ai wend tew sanktchewairie tew taek kitteh tew V-E-T an it has rayned thare alott. Ponder: wai wen ai ware nyse close thare fore teh furst thyme dat is wen ai dew a fayse plant inn teh mudd???? Before teh visit tew teh vet, nawt affer wen woodn’t madder sew mudch. (MUDch LOL) I must haev hadda preminishin bekaws ai thot ai’d bedder bring a sekint blowse wiff me, butt hadda ware teh soggie pants affer I rinsded off teh mudd wif teh hoes.

    #58055 Reply

    maryqos
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    onlee damage tew person waz a skinnded elblow. an tew mai diggnettie.

    #58079 Reply

    maryqos
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    ugh. $$$. Blak kitten taht haets me has big lump awn syde of fayse. wunner hao many munnies tish v-e-t v-i-s-i-t gonna costify. wunner hao v-e-t gonna lyke nuther feral wiff attitoode. least dis wun teensie. butt feerse. verie growlie.

    #58590 Reply

    maryqos

    How exactly did the kittehs manage to teach the Roomba a new language and how do I get it back to Engrish?

    #59597 Reply

    maryqos
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    Ponder: Dreams. What’s up with them?
    Last night I dreamed I was playing euchre at my Grandma DiNardo’s kitchen table with Casey’s son, George Costanza, and a nun.

    #59613 Reply

    noodle

    :lol: watt? dreemz iz ufnny.

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