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  • #57763 Reply

    maryqos
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    Felix whoa whoa whoa Felix

    #57796 Reply

    maryqos
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    Hmmmmm…..
    last night I looked out the window and saw the wild tortie and her black kitten in the yard. I think they are living in the barn.
    So the little black one in the garage is not that one.
    Rocco is having his procedure & his ear clip right now.
    Wow, female ferals are also only $25 there for a spay and rabies shot.
    So here’s the plan. I make an appointment for a spay, if I can trap the tortie I will take her. If I can’t trap the tortie I will take Missy.
    Tomorrow I’m bringing Missy inside so I can try and trap the 3 kittens. Maybe I can tame them so they will be good barn cats.

    #57800 Reply

    maryqos
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    Hmmmmm
    Somekitteh is peaing inn innapropreatelee plasis. Lyke awn mai close awn flore (nao ai’m neeter), inn teh tubb, awn throe ruggs, TEH KITCHIN KOWNTURR 8O, teh flore inn teh kitteh boks room (boksis kleen), why CC why?
    Ai kept finding peeses uf yellolow nasty fyburrglasses awn kitchin flore, ai putt woodin spoon between handles uf cupberd unner skink, it got pooshed off an moer uf teh stuff awn flore, nao dores taped shut, why CC why?

    Rocco dewing well, thay sed keep in trap fore overnite, ai thot “pleh awn taht, ai leeve fore too ours, den releese” shood haev opined dore rite awai, pore gai hadda pea inn dere an he is a verri fastideeyous boi.

    ai putt lidder boks inn garadje juss tew sea waht wood happpin…an it is beeing ewesed. kool.

    gai coming today tew price removil uf teh hored.

    #57802 Reply

    Noodle

    Oh mai cc. U am buzy. Wood halp iffin ai cud, butt iam hear an ur dere. Gud luck.

    #58012 Reply

    maryqos
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    So at sanctuary teh husbink akksidently backed intew mai kar an maed a big denting inn teh passinjer dore. oh well, ai get tew visit teh kar gais again. is taht kinda yeer.
    teh garbidge taker awaer is my step-nefhew an he kaem wif big garbidge truk an filled it with ruined stuff frum yard an garadge. An thare’s moer tew goe…an anudder load fore teh armie uf salvashin inn teh howse. sad-awl teh stuff was either moldie, rustid, rottid, bork, and/oar chooed bai meeses. ai new it waz bad butt ai dint reelize hao bad.
    an ai kawt nawt five kittens. in wiff mama. one awl gray wun left. ai onlee seen taht wun fore teh furstist time awn Fried egg, ai tinkh it waz. ai kawt teh blak baby taht teh feral mama had inn teh celler taht ai bin trieing tew katch. ai reelie noe it is bestist tew taaem an fynd hoem fore butt teh mama is howling an maeking teh mostist mornful sownds owt there.
    ai must be strong.
    pleese prai taht teh nerse taht hazza noo barn will indeed taek awl dese kittehs. as usual all teh shelders are full up.

    #58015 Reply

    maryqos
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    Sew at lunge thyme ai had purrmission fore a longur lunge sew ai kould chek owt a TOPS meating (taek offa pownds sennsablee). ai hadda kwick lunge. wunner if thay kould smell teh Horsey Sauce awn mai bref.

    #58016 Reply

    maryqos

    warning-whining ahead: sumthymes peeple let a purrsin down.

    #58017 Reply

    maryqos

    hard findin help fore transport wen kar in shoppe.
    *polishis up teh thum*

    #58018 Reply

    noodle

    Knead a ryde? Hop inn.

    #58019 Reply

    maryqos
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    aha! a storee: ai waz walking hoem frum skool, eether kindegartins oar furst graed an mai granparints stoppid an sed “wee giev yu a ryde” ai sed “ai nawt opposed tew geddin kars” mai granparints sed “itz okai cause wee ar yur fambly” ai keep walkin an thay drievin aside me. ai kept sayin “ai nawt opposed tew geddin kars!” finely thay konvinsed me okai cause of fambly an ai gott inn butt ai waz shure ai waz gonna get inn trubbles!

    #58020 Reply

    maryqos
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    oh-an mai kar-fixin fren sez inshorinse opposed tew pai fore a rendal kar! Whewie! ai hoep is troo!

    #58021 Reply

    maryqos
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    okai-sew nerse nawt anser me abawt taeking teh kittehs. oh brudder. onlee plays taht wood taek ai noe fore shore is sqwee sownding “Lollipops Farm” butt dunawt lett taht fool yu-thay wood-how shall ai say nawt creepy-well-let me sai taht thay ar nawt a noe-kill shelder an dunnawt haev restorstes (?) too werk wif ferals. ai kant send thare, ai juss kant! still werking awn playsement.
    ai kawt teh lass kitten yesturdai sew nawt six kittens an pist mama inn teh room of fosturs.
    noe moer fuds owtsyde sew truly feral mama taht haets me will goe elseware. ai feal badd abawt taht. ai’m dewing waht ai kan.
    alsew-kan sumwun eggsplayn wai wen peepels noe yu luv teh kittehs taht thay gotta tell yu teh sad awfull storees abawt things taht happined tew sum udder kittehs? ai noe want taht inn mai hed!

    #58054 Reply

    maryqos
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    Re-reeding last post hear. ai mean ai noe want tew heer bowt stranjers an dere sad kitteh storie nawt taht ai dunnawt want tew heer an shaer greef bowt frends stories,
    Bin waytin an waytin fore teh garbidge guy tew come bak fore teh rest uf teh crap, sew ai tegst hymn tewdai an he sais “ai’m awn mai wai tew live in Floridduh”.
    Den ai wend tew sanktchewairie tew taek kitteh tew V-E-T an it has rayned thare alott. Ponder: wai wen ai ware nyse close thare fore teh furst thyme dat is wen ai dew a fayse plant inn teh mudd???? Before teh visit tew teh vet, nawt affer wen woodn’t madder sew mudch. (MUDch LOL) I must haev hadda preminishin bekaws ai thot ai’d bedder bring a sekint blowse wiff me, butt hadda ware teh soggie pants affer I rinsded off teh mudd wif teh hoes.

    #58055 Reply

    maryqos
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    onlee damage tew person waz a skinnded elblow. an tew mai diggnettie.

    #58079 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    ugh. $$$. Blak kitten taht haets me has big lump awn syde of fayse. wunner hao many munnies tish v-e-t v-i-s-i-t gonna costify. wunner hao v-e-t gonna lyke nuther feral wiff attitoode. least dis wun teensie. butt feerse. verie growlie.

    #58590 Reply

    maryqos

    How exactly did the kittehs manage to teach the Roomba a new language and how do I get it back to Engrish?

    #59597 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    Ponder: Dreams. What’s up with them?
    Last night I dreamed I was playing euchre at my Grandma DiNardo’s kitchen table with Casey’s son, George Costanza, and a nun.

    #59613 Reply

    noodle

    :lol: watt? dreemz iz ufnny.

    #61621 Reply

    maryqos

    resently became bigg fan uf “Teh Shangri-las”.
    nawt sew mutch “Leeder uf teh pak”
    butt “Walkink inn teh sand” and “I Nevur Kan Goe Hoem Again”

    IDK why ai feld teh knead tew shaer dis……

    #61622 Reply

    noodle

    Whee yoost too sing… vroooom.. luk aut luk aut… crashhhhh

    #61736 Reply

    maryqos

    Hmmmmm while riding in the elevator just now, breakfast in hand (bacon & boiled eggs) I had a thought at almost 69 y/o. Maybe the reason my feet started swelling and I’ve had ever since had something to do with the many many school days that I put rubber bands on my knee highs so they wouldn’t fall down.

    #61797 Reply

    maryqos

    So.
    I picked up the script for Rose for Prozac but decided not to use it, to try the CBD (did I get it right?) oil for longer but got tired of fighting to get her to take it (she doesn’t eat gushy food). So then I decided not to give her a pill every day for the rest of her life because that would stress her out also. So it’s months later. She’s expanding her choice of item/area to wee and last night after another day of every time I sit in the recliner (which is a lot) she climbs up onto my chest so I can pet and soothe her which I do with lots of love. Then at the end of the last recliner sit-she PEED IN MY SHOE! MY SHOE!!!! I’ve thought and thought of what to do and I’ve decided to try the Prozac. Now. If I could only remember where I put it……..

    #61798 Reply

    noodle

    In yur shoe. Oh mai. Wun thyme wen da landlord wuz forced by da city ov Santa Monica two repear our apartmint complex, me an star an PJ an Jessica had two relocate too a daunstares apartmint fore a cupple ov munths. Twuz a much smallor apartmint an star got da bed an aii slept in a sleepin bag on da floor.
    Very nawt secund morning wen au gottid up too go two werk, mr PJ strolled rite ova two mai open sleeping bag, staired rite ax me an peeed big thyme. Den walk awf. Yeesh. Ai laffed sew muchly ai cud bearly stand up.
    But he felt he had maid hiz displesure nown an didnt due dat agin. Da luk awn himz face said it awl. STN.

    #61799 Reply

    maryqos

    oh my CC! tahts tellin ya.

    Rosie has dun taht twicet tew me, hur “sitting” awn kitchen (!) cownter staring intew mai ais, den hopping down sew ai kould sea teh lemony yellow diposit.

    #61800 Reply

    shepmom

    Oh deer…

    MQ, mai Lili takes de CBD oil and her onlee eatifies de crunchy foods. I just puts de liquid CBD on de crunchy kibblol — it soaks in. She nawt seems to mind de taste at awl, but ai gno kittehs am a bit more partikular abowt taste, so mebbe it won’t work, but you coulds try it and see.

    #61802 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    thanks shepmom, I will try that!

    #62347 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    regarding CBD on food, both cats-bully Spanky with gushy and victim Rosie with crunchy-sniffed and left. CATS!!!!
    anyhoo-Little Sammy-well he’s bigger so Medium Sammy gets separation anxiety when I get up from the recliner in the morning after my morning coffee and the news (WHY do I watch that-ugh) because he knows i’m going to get ready for work and leave him. So he starts crying and wants me to carry him and pet him and not go. So-I really think he needs a Service Human. Me. So maybe I can make a new policy here at work where Service Human’s needy cat can come to work with Mom.

    #62349 Reply

    OnleeKitteh

    maryqos: Works with peeps adn serbice aminals. So why nawt wif serbice humans fur needy aminals. But you haz tu getta serbice vest adn lisense fur yourself. :)

    #62350 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    :D

    #62643 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    Pondering: Going to a therapist is better than going to Confession because you don’t have to say a bunch of Hail Mary and Lord’s Prayers afterwards……unless you want to…..

    #62646 Reply

    2kittehkenniff

    Yes, but you have to pay for the therapist…

    #62651 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    Normally, yep.

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