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  • #54733 Reply

    maryqos

    If’in ai waz tew bee ablol tew moove awai tew town-could ai reelie leeve mai babies graevs behynd? an wood teh noo purrsin putt a hanging baskit up fore teh juncos taht lyke tew rayse tehre babies innit?

    #54734 Reply

    maryqos

    So the closest Timmy will get to my lap when I’m in a chair is to sit on the table next to me. If I pet him, he scowls and swats at my hand.
    So naturally yesterday he got up in the recliner with me and was laying in the sunshine right next to my leg……and I had to get up and go to Mom’s…….why????

    #54735 Reply

    maryqos

    kitteh #nawt too: mai minyins startid feading me an owr eerlie again, ai dunnawt geddit.
    Kitteh #nawt free: yeah! myne alsewtewaswell, verrie weerd.
    kitteh #nawt too: yeah! an den inn de fawl, dey maek mee wayt an hole owr awl uf a suddin.
    Kitteh #nawt free: Yeash! myne tew!!! waht is up wiff dat aneewais? Hoomins-sheesh-hoo kan figger owt?
    Kitteh #nawt too: sheesh-yeah.

    #54736 Reply

    Noodle

    :shock: same fing hear. Watts uppp wiv dat?

    #54782 Reply

    Lungdoc

    Owr Sheena adn Scooter compromised by starting to hint that they wanted to be fed two hours before the new (post-timechange) feeding time… i.e. three hours before they were previously being fed, judging by the sun. As long as the times were fouled up anyway, they figured, why not get fed _much much_ earlier? Might be able to con the minions into giving kittehs an extra breakfast halfway through the morning, too, since the minions are getting a bit forgetful, hmm???

    #54801 Reply

    jacknife

    Sekkund breakfast, brunch, afternoon tea?

    #54885 Reply

    maryqos

    mai graviator gonna chanje tew Dixie teh reskew from nawt free yeers agoe inn honer uf hur sun Tink’s nawt thurd burfdai witch waz lass Sundai.
    Happi burfdai deer Tink a littlol late!

    #55118 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    I wrote a big long rant about the three PITA dogs that live here but I removed it, this should be a fun place not a place to complain because one of them rolled in excrement.
    Dogs can be really stupid. That is all….

    #55120 Reply

    Noodle

    Try dat four shur. Kitteh iz muchly smarts..

    #55780 Reply

    maryqos

    Why duzz Johnny choo plastick?
    Wai duzz Timmy sit awn end tablol negst tew mai chare an if ai pet him he skowlols an leevs?
    Wai duzz JoJo poak hoals inn teh showur kutin sew it sprinklols inn mai baff rum wen ai showur?
    Wai is thare a noet ai rote inn mai perse dat sez “Call SS”
    Hoo teh $%^& is SS?

    #55798 Reply

    Lungdoc

    SS= Sociable Sekuritee office maybi? Thatz what teh note heer on mai desk sez. “Merember tu call Soc. Sec. on May 7th.” *Looks at kalender* Erm…

    #55799 Reply

    maryqos

    thass ittt! thangyew LD! thay nawt taekin owt teh texis an tahts nyse dering teh yeer butt nawt at texis thyme!!!

    #55800 Reply

    ToonaJoosePlz

    Sownds liek yoo teo haz sum calls to maek ;)
    Mary, did yoo see me wave az I passed 390 yesturrday? Ai had frends in teh car adn az we sped by Ai sed, “Ebbrywun wave to Mary!”

    #55801 Reply

    maryqos

    hahaha! what thyme? kause ai waz inna traffic jam at nawt fore an ai waz waevin awn top uf teh fruwai!

    #55816 Reply

    ToonaJoosePlz

    Musta bin 4:45 ish, , no urrliurr tahn taht, no layturr tahn 5.

    #55817 Reply

    maryqos

    Ai THOT ai herd sumfing!

    #56005 Reply

    maryqos

    Sew ai am cawling maiselve braever dan ai thot.

    Blak “feral” frenlee Rocko two hadda ICKY ICKY ICKY ugh ugh ugh TIK atween hiz cheek wiskers an ai yoinked it offa him.

    nao ai worrie bowt teh udders. thay still askaret uf me (butt nawt as asaret as thay wer)

    an teh neutralizing clinik isnawt till June nawt elebenth an dat gray an wite gurl is gonna have babies afore dat aifinksew.

    OH!!!! an teh bestist thing ai sew happie. wen ai wend tew teh cat howse at teh sankchewairire awn nawt Sunnydai teh askared gray kitteh (Boog) that ai kan sneek a pet wen he’z eeting, he kaem rite tew me wen ai got dere an wanted lotsa pets! AN Finster hoo is a gyant brown/blak tiger kitteh wif littlol wite awn chest, he let me pet him too!!! Maeks me sew happie that thay deside ai nawt sew bad affer awl. teh funniest wun is Butterscotch-he likes his pets and lovin…fore abowt half of teh thyme ai am kleening. Tehn he gets antsy fore his gushy fuds. He noes that comes affer teh kleening sew fore teh last half of thyme ai am kleening-every thyme ai am neer him wif my kleening brushes or cloths or whatever-he tries tew grabbify it owt uf my hand. An he’z serious bowt it tew! Tew funnie.

    #56428 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    Ponder: whi wen ai goe tew mai mumkittehs duz mai fone suddinlee think it is fore ours latter tahn it is?

    #56527 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    1. it’s really true about family rifts over aging parents. my siblings put mom in an assisted care facility today by keeping me uninformed until as my sister shouted “IT’S A DONE DEAL”. That’s all I’ll say about that.
    2. Today I am grateful that this morning I didn’t nuke my coffee any longer than I did because I spilled the whole cup….and splashed some on Timmy.
    3. Not being a resident of Texas since 1988 one forgets what it feels like to walk out of a door and be hit by 95 degrees of hot. I remembered to walk slow….
    4. A little braggy-because this never happens to me. Every month employees who have done something special are recognized and this month I was one. This is what they wrote:
    Mary Stewart-Mary realizes that we do not just treat adults at Noyes, occasionally we treat little ones and sometimes they need a little extra TLC. Mary purchased a bunch of tiaras and when Mary sees a little girl in the hospital who looks like they need a princess day she gives them a tiara to wear and take home.
    Well-I AM QOS!

    #56528 Reply

    Lungdoc

    Congrats on teh well-deserved recognition, Maryqos!
    Funny thing abowt this Soufwest US warmth… has yu noticed teh odd blast of heat you get if you’re owt in teh late afternoon (5PM-ish) adn teh sun is low? Seems lyk teh low angle ought to make teh heat less oppressive, butt(!) it doesnawt. If yu face north, teh west side of your face feels lyk yu just opened teh door of a preheated oven. Whoomp! Almost curls yur eyebrow. Maybe it’s teh contrast wif teh relative cool of teh shaded east side? *Puffs adn fans self just thinking abowt it*

    #56529 Reply

    maryqos

    Thanks LD!
    Yeah, hot, well NBC says getting a cool blast overnight thankyou!
    I never noticed that phenom in TX but then I spent as little time in the heat as possible. Really moving south because of the cold-well everyone was in their houses with the doors shut and a/c going versus everyone in their houses with the doors shut and the furnace going.
    I miss my second home though, especially in the spring when the bluebonnets and all the other flowers are blooming, so beautiful and also not so hot!

    #56530 Reply

    maryqos

    I AM the worst dog mother ever. While cheezlanding and FBing I neglected to notice it was pouring down rain and all 3 dogs were stuck out there. Biscuits all around after a hearty toweling down. They sure are forgiving.

    #56555 Reply

    Shepmom

    Hmmmm..reely selling New Mexico dere, LD!

    Conga well-dones, MQ!!! Ai bets yoo makes dem awl feel special!

    (And nawt to worry abowt de doggies, dey was probably habbing a blast in de splishy splashies!)

    #56556 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    LOL at Shepmom an NMex comment. Heet seekers prolly pakin tew goe dere nao.
    Ai dunnawt now abawt teh goggies luvin teh waders butt thay reelie lyked teh towelols an teh biskits an teh guilty mama affer.

    #56557 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    Sumting tew shaer: if’in yu can haz teh fansee kee tew start teh kar-it terns owt it iz a verrie bad eyedeeyah tew wash it inn teh close washer.
    It komes owt verrie kleen, it duzzin werk anee moer butt it is verrie kleen.

    #56575 Reply

    maryqos

    A memory:
    Several years ago I went with my friend and her husband, Ed, to see Dwight Yoachum in concert. While we were waiting in the traffic jam to leave the parking lot I said “Gee I noticed that women were throwing their underwear at him, maybe I should have brought those big underpants my grandma gave me for my birthday and thrown them.” Ed said “Mary, I don’t think the object is to knock him down.”
    :D :D :D

    #56576 Reply

    noodle

    :lol: wooda bin ufnny

    #56594 Reply

    ToonaJoosePlz

    Dey musta bin gud frends!

    #56595 Reply

    Shepmom

    O, MQ, dat woulds hab been hilarious!

    And yesh, ai has self-created a number ob beri clean, non-functionlol items in mai day too!

    #56643 Reply

    maryqos

    sew nyse karr deeler gonna give me noo kee, no charje. whoo-eee
    godda noo lawnd mowher sew ai hoep teh rayn maid teh grassis groe.
    ai hadda speshil treet twicet nao. Miss Hissy Fit let me pet hur juss a littlol nawt three thymes nao. ai wunner if’in hurr gonna bring teh baby kittehs wiff hur sumdai. This mornin ai could heer hur yellin at me thru teh garadge dore “HAY bring sum gushie fuds fore me tew nom, ai noe want teh pelletie things!”
    Sew ai did.

    #56644 Reply

    maryqos

    ai noe waht yu awl ar thinking……

    #56665 Reply

    Noodle

    Hmmmmm, anudder kitteh four maryqos?

    #56666 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    Nuh-uh! Butt (!) wooden it bee nyse if’in sumwun wood taek dem if’in thay waz frenlee?
    Hurr let me pett hurr moer today!
    Nao fore taht cally-coe……

    #56675 Reply

    maryqos

    hurr no hissy, nao waht dew ai kall hurr? hurr lets me pet alot! unfrigginbeeleevable!

    #56676 Reply

    noodle

    hao bout little missy…

    #56677 Reply

    maryqos

    ai lyke it!

    #56736 Reply

    maryqos

    Amazink:
    1. Don’t like crowds so really have to want to see a concert (last was 2010) and am going tomorrow night to see Roger Daltrey and orchestra perform “Tommy”
    2. Can’t believe I spent over $150 for a ticket.
    3. Can’t believe I am going alone.
    4. Can’t believe I didn’t remember that it is supposed to be over 90 degrees tomorrow-outdoor (covered) venue, please CC give me a breeze and friendly seatmates.
    5. Have never seen my 3 favorite bands, Beatles (never had a chance) Stones (“they would have looked like ants from my seat”) and The Who-why? oh well, would rather see Townsend but will still enjoy and like they say-if it’s too much I can leave early and beat the car jam afterwards.

    #56737 Reply

    maryqos

    OMCC! mai seet was middle of NAWT SEKINT roe! mai pitchers dint come owt berry gud butt sew glad ai wend.

    #57269 Reply

    maryqos

    Just made appointment for Rocco (new spelling) at the Vet.
    I might need to change my moniker to maryccl.

    #57270 Reply

    Noodle

    Creditcardlady?

    #57271 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    you know what it is LOL!
    Not clown chasing lunatic either. :)

    #57293 Reply

    noodle

    watt wuz ai finking. ob korse.. crazy cat lady. butt dat moniker mite b applied two awl ov us hear inn diz wundrus werld ob cheez.

    #57740 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    Why???
    Fell asleep in the recliner and was 1 1/2 hours later at the 50th than I meant to be. So missed the class picture (oh well….) and the only 2 pictures so far on FB-in one my hair’s a mess, in the other I’m sitting at a table PICKING MY TEETH!
    Oh-and that morning whilst (I love that word) trying to carefully groom a messy kitty at the sanctuary she scratched me under my eye! Oh Tia why did you pick that day to do that?
    I still had a great time even though I didn’t get to talk to everyone. It was held in Bill Pullman’s barn-he was invited but couldn’t make it.

    #57741 Reply

    Noodle

    :lol:

    #57757 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    So song by AC/DC not “Dirty Deeds Thunder Cheeks” But “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap”.
    I’ve always had trouble understanding some song lyrics……

    #57758 Reply

    noodle

    scuze me wile ai touch mai eye.

    #57759 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    :D

    #57760 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    Hold me closer Tony Danza

    (stolen from Friends)

    #57761 Reply

    Shepmom

    O fun!

    “Sweet dreams are made of cheese…”

    “Then I saw her face – now I’m gonna leave her”

    Being a church musician, ai hazza partial toward hymns:

    “Rock of Ages, Cleft for Me, for a Slightly Higher Fee”
    “Singing, we offer prayer and medication”

    #57762 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    :D

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