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March 26, 2018 at 09:30 #54733
If’in ai waz tew bee ablol tew moove awai tew town-could ai reelie leeve mai babies graevs behynd? an wood teh noo purrsin putt a hanging baskit up fore teh juncos taht lyke tew rayse tehre babies innit?March 26, 2018 at 09:52 #54734
So the closest Timmy will get to my lap when I’m in a chair is to sit on the table next to me. If I pet him, he scowls and swats at my hand.
So naturally yesterday he got up in the recliner with me and was laying in the sunshine right next to my leg……and I had to get up and go to Mom’s…….why????March 26, 2018 at 10:46 #54735
kitteh #nawt too: mai minyins startid feading me an owr eerlie again, ai dunnawt geddit.
Kitteh #nawt free: yeah! myne alsewtewaswell, verrie weerd.
kitteh #nawt too: yeah! an den inn de fawl, dey maek mee wayt an hole owr awl uf a suddin.
Kitteh #nawt free: Yeash! myne tew!!! waht is up wiff dat aneewais? Hoomins-sheesh-hoo kan figger owt?
Kitteh #nawt too: sheesh-yeah.March 26, 2018 at 12:55 #54736
same fing hear. Watts uppp wiv dat?April 1, 2018 at 05:27 #54782
Owr Sheena adn Scooter compromised by starting to hint that they wanted to be fed two hours before the new (post-timechange) feeding time… i.e. three hours before they were previously being fed, judging by the sun. As long as the times were fouled up anyway, they figured, why not get fed _much much_ earlier? Might be able to con the minions into giving kittehs an extra breakfast halfway through the morning, too, since the minions are getting a bit forgetful, hmm???April 3, 2018 at 04:18 #54801
Sekkund breakfast, brunch, afternoon tea?April 10, 2018 at 15:47 #54885
mai graviator gonna chanje tew Dixie teh reskew from nawt free yeers agoe inn honer uf hur sun Tink’s nawt thurd burfdai witch waz lass Sundai.
Happi burfdai deer Tink a littlol late!April 18, 2018 at 20:42 #55118
I wrote a big long rant about the three PITA dogs that live here but I removed it, this should be a fun place not a place to complain because one of them rolled in excrement.
Dogs can be really stupid. That is all….April 19, 2018 at 00:36 #55120
Try dat four shur. Kitteh iz muchly smarts..May 15, 2018 at 08:23 #55780
Why duzz Johnny choo plastick?
Wai duzz Timmy sit awn end tablol negst tew mai chare an if ai pet him he skowlols an leevs?
Wai duzz JoJo poak hoals inn teh showur kutin sew it sprinklols inn mai baff rum wen ai showur?
Wai is thare a noet ai rote inn mai perse dat sez “Call SS”
Hoo teh $%^& is SS?May 16, 2018 at 03:06 #55798
SS= Sociable Sekuritee office maybi? Thatz what teh note heer on mai desk sez. “Merember tu call Soc. Sec. on May 7th.” *Looks at kalender* Erm…May 16, 2018 at 05:17 #55799
thass ittt! thangyew LD! thay nawt taekin owt teh texis an tahts nyse dering teh yeer butt nawt at texis thyme!!!May 16, 2018 at 10:39 #55800
Sownds liek yoo teo haz sum calls to maek
Mary, did yoo see me wave az I passed 390 yesturrday? Ai had frends in teh car adn az we sped by Ai sed, “Ebbrywun wave to Mary!”May 16, 2018 at 20:06 #55801
hahaha! what thyme? kause ai waz inna traffic jam at nawt fore an ai waz waevin awn top uf teh fruwai!May 16, 2018 at 21:38 #55816
Musta bin 4:45 ish, , no urrliurr tahn taht, no layturr tahn 5.May 17, 2018 at 06:28 #55817
Ai THOT ai herd sumfing!May 28, 2018 at 18:49 #56005
Sew ai am cawling maiselve braever dan ai thot.
Blak “feral” frenlee Rocko two hadda ICKY ICKY ICKY ugh ugh ugh TIK atween hiz cheek wiskers an ai yoinked it offa him.
nao ai worrie bowt teh udders. thay still askaret uf me (butt nawt as asaret as thay wer)
an teh neutralizing clinik isnawt till June nawt elebenth an dat gray an wite gurl is gonna have babies afore dat aifinksew.
OH!!!! an teh bestist thing ai sew happie. wen ai wend tew teh cat howse at teh sankchewairire awn nawt Sunnydai teh askared gray kitteh (Boog) that ai kan sneek a pet wen he’z eeting, he kaem rite tew me wen ai got dere an wanted lotsa pets! AN Finster hoo is a gyant brown/blak tiger kitteh wif littlol wite awn chest, he let me pet him too!!! Maeks me sew happie that thay deside ai nawt sew bad affer awl. teh funniest wun is Butterscotch-he likes his pets and lovin…fore abowt half of teh thyme ai am kleening. Tehn he gets antsy fore his gushy fuds. He noes that comes affer teh kleening sew fore teh last half of thyme ai am kleening-every thyme ai am neer him wif my kleening brushes or cloths or whatever-he tries tew grabbify it owt uf my hand. An he’z serious bowt it tew! Tew funnie.June 11, 2018 at 11:52 #56428
Ponder: whi wen ai goe tew mai mumkittehs duz mai fone suddinlee think it is fore ours latter tahn it is?June 18, 2018 at 12:46 #56527
1. it’s really true about family rifts over aging parents. my siblings put mom in an assisted care facility today by keeping me uninformed until as my sister shouted “IT’S A DONE DEAL”. That’s all I’ll say about that.
2. Today I am grateful that this morning I didn’t nuke my coffee any longer than I did because I spilled the whole cup….and splashed some on Timmy.
3. Not being a resident of Texas since 1988 one forgets what it feels like to walk out of a door and be hit by 95 degrees of hot. I remembered to walk slow….
4. A little braggy-because this never happens to me. Every month employees who have done something special are recognized and this month I was one. This is what they wrote:
Mary Stewart-Mary realizes that we do not just treat adults at Noyes, occasionally we treat little ones and sometimes they need a little extra TLC. Mary purchased a bunch of tiaras and when Mary sees a little girl in the hospital who looks like they need a princess day she gives them a tiara to wear and take home.
Well-I AM QOS!June 18, 2018 at 16:25 #56528
Congrats on teh well-deserved recognition, Maryqos!
Funny thing abowt this Soufwest US warmth… has yu noticed teh odd blast of heat you get if you’re owt in teh late afternoon (5PM-ish) adn teh sun is low? Seems lyk teh low angle ought to make teh heat less oppressive, butt(!) it doesnawt. If yu face north, teh west side of your face feels lyk yu just opened teh door of a preheated oven. Whoomp! Almost curls yur eyebrow. Maybe it’s teh contrast wif teh relative cool of teh shaded east side? *Puffs adn fans self just thinking abowt it*June 18, 2018 at 18:45 #56529
Yeah, hot, well NBC says getting a cool blast overnight thankyou!
I never noticed that phenom in TX but then I spent as little time in the heat as possible. Really moving south because of the cold-well everyone was in their houses with the doors shut and a/c going versus everyone in their houses with the doors shut and the furnace going.
I miss my second home though, especially in the spring when the bluebonnets and all the other flowers are blooming, so beautiful and also not so hot!June 18, 2018 at 19:14 #56530
I AM the worst dog mother ever. While cheezlanding and FBing I neglected to notice it was pouring down rain and all 3 dogs were stuck out there. Biscuits all around after a hearty toweling down. They sure are forgiving.June 18, 2018 at 22:19 #56555
Hmmmm..reely selling New Mexico dere, LD!
Conga well-dones, MQ!!! Ai bets yoo makes dem awl feel special!
(And nawt to worry abowt de doggies, dey was probably habbing a blast in de splishy splashies!)June 19, 2018 at 09:15 #56556
LOL at Shepmom an NMex comment. Heet seekers prolly pakin tew goe dere nao.
Ai dunnawt now abawt teh goggies luvin teh waders butt thay reelie lyked teh towelols an teh biskits an teh guilty mama affer.June 19, 2018 at 11:24 #56557
Sumting tew shaer: if’in yu can haz teh fansee kee tew start teh kar-it terns owt it iz a verrie bad eyedeeyah tew wash it inn teh close washer.
It komes owt verrie kleen, it duzzin werk anee moer butt it is verrie kleen.June 20, 2018 at 08:25 #56575
Several years ago I went with my friend and her husband, Ed, to see Dwight Yoachum in concert. While we were waiting in the traffic jam to leave the parking lot I said “Gee I noticed that women were throwing their underwear at him, maybe I should have brought those big underpants my grandma gave me for my birthday and thrown them.” Ed said “Mary, I don’t think the object is to knock him down.”
June 20, 2018 at 12:20 #56576
wooda bin ufnnyJune 21, 2018 at 10:39 #56594
Dey musta bin gud frends!June 21, 2018 at 11:02 #56595
O, MQ, dat woulds hab been hilarious!
And yesh, ai has self-created a number ob beri clean, non-functionlol items in mai day too!June 25, 2018 at 15:31 #56643
sew nyse karr deeler gonna give me noo kee, no charje. whoo-eee
godda noo lawnd mowher sew ai hoep teh rayn maid teh grassis groe.
ai hadda speshil treet twicet nao. Miss Hissy Fit let me pet hur juss a littlol nawt three thymes nao. ai wunner if’in hurr gonna bring teh baby kittehs wiff hur sumdai. This mornin ai could heer hur yellin at me thru teh garadge dore “HAY bring sum gushie fuds fore me tew nom, ai noe want teh pelletie things!”
Sew ai did.June 25, 2018 at 15:32 #56644
ai noe waht yu awl ar thinking……June 26, 2018 at 08:23 #56665
Hmmmmm, anudder kitteh four maryqos?June 26, 2018 at 09:30 #56666
Nuh-uh! Butt (!) wooden it bee nyse if’in sumwun wood taek dem if’in thay waz frenlee?
Hurr let me pett hurr moer today!
Nao fore taht cally-coe……June 27, 2018 at 11:25 #56675
hurr no hissy, nao waht dew ai kall hurr? hurr lets me pet alot! unfrigginbeeleevable!June 27, 2018 at 13:25 #56676
hao bout little missy…June 27, 2018 at 13:42 #56677
ai lyke it!June 29, 2018 at 07:46 #56736
1. Don’t like crowds so really have to want to see a concert (last was 2010) and am going tomorrow night to see Roger Daltrey and orchestra perform “Tommy”
2. Can’t believe I spent over $150 for a ticket.
3. Can’t believe I am going alone.
4. Can’t believe I didn’t remember that it is supposed to be over 90 degrees tomorrow-outdoor (covered) venue, please CC give me a breeze and friendly seatmates.
5. Have never seen my 3 favorite bands, Beatles (never had a chance) Stones (“they would have looked like ants from my seat”) and The Who-why? oh well, would rather see Townsend but will still enjoy and like they say-if it’s too much I can leave early and beat the car jam afterwards.June 30, 2018 at 23:38 #56737
OMCC! mai seet was middle of NAWT SEKINT roe! mai pitchers dint come owt berry gud butt sew glad ai wend.July 18, 2018 at 08:57 #57269
Just made appointment for Rocco (new spelling) at the Vet.
I might need to change my moniker to maryccl.July 18, 2018 at 10:57 #57270
Creditcardlady?July 18, 2018 at 14:10 #57271
you know what it is LOL!
Not clown chasing lunatic either.July 19, 2018 at 12:19 #57293
watt wuz ai finking. ob korse.. crazy cat lady. butt dat moniker mite b applied two awl ov us hear inn diz wundrus werld ob cheez.July 30, 2018 at 08:17 #57740
Fell asleep in the recliner and was 1 1/2 hours later at the 50th than I meant to be. So missed the class picture (oh well….) and the only 2 pictures so far on FB-in one my hair’s a mess, in the other I’m sitting at a table PICKING MY TEETH!
Oh-and that morning whilst (I love that word) trying to carefully groom a messy kitty at the sanctuary she scratched me under my eye! Oh Tia why did you pick that day to do that?
I still had a great time even though I didn’t get to talk to everyone. It was held in Bill Pullman’s barn-he was invited but couldn’t make it.July 30, 2018 at 12:04 #57741
NoodleJuly 31, 2018 at 09:28 #57757
So song by AC/DC not “Dirty Deeds Thunder Cheeks” But “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap”.
I’ve always had trouble understanding some song lyrics……July 31, 2018 at 12:36 #57758
scuze me wile ai touch mai eye.July 31, 2018 at 15:10 #57759July 31, 2018 at 15:11 #57760
Hold me closer Tony Danza
(stolen from Friends)July 31, 2018 at 16:46 #57761
“Sweet dreams are made of cheese…”
“Then I saw her face – now I’m gonna leave her”
Being a church musician, ai hazza partial toward hymns:
“Rock of Ages, Cleft for Me, for a Slightly Higher Fee”
“Singing, we offer prayer and medication”July 31, 2018 at 17:24 #57762