February 19, 2019 at 10:36 #61819
sew ai wash awl teh gushie kans. ai trie tew bee neat sinse ai waytin fore teh koffeeew tew brew ai goe tew get teh garbidge bags tew putt teh kleen kans inn. tehn ai memburr thay pooshed down ahind teh warsher (how sum peepls inn dis areya uf Noo Jork pronownce it) sew ai awl smart and put littlol lamp awn itz syde wiff bulb at bak sew ai kan sea. ai sea Snugglol bottlol, pre-warsh spot kleener, towelol, emptee gallin wader jug,goggie leesh, kitteh bed, edctera edctera edctera and teh boks uf bags, geddoout taht sutff an still stuff bak dere, ai wayt till nudder dai fore taht krap, teh coffee ai waz wayting fore is readie, sew ai poosh teh warsher bak an KABLAAAAAM!!!!!!! lowd noyse an puff uf bloo smoke. ai reelie shooda mooved teh littlol lamp furst. Now dere is all kynds uf bork glass bak uf warsher an drier. an littlol lamp got rest uf bulb stuk inn it This is mai lyfe. well, kittehs dont goe bak dere, sew ai’m haeving mai koffees. The EndFebruary 19, 2019 at 20:11 #61836
ai’m stuuuck! Rosie is sleeping awn me. ai got pitchers. its after 8 an ai dint have teh suppur yet. butt if hurr resting saeflee, den hurr nawt dewing teh innpro…..enapropr…interp…….rong toyletting.
an thare is a “Hoarders” show on and teh crazie ladie haz ~50 kittehs inn hur howse-an nuffin else eggsept poops an a refrid/freezer full uf hur ded kittehs. Augh, yikes a roni!!February 19, 2019 at 23:43 #61837
Ohai mq! Sownz liek ay hektik dai. Eye wuz reeding an enjoid ur spelink ov “warsher”. Eye fotid it wuz ownlee an Indeanna fing. Aifinkso eye wuz abowt 12 yeerz owld win eye reelized it wuz pronownst WASHer nd not WARSHer. Likek warsh teh dishes, warsh teh kar… :LOL:February 20, 2019 at 05:57 #61838
a frend frum elseware used tew teeze me cawse ai sed element-airie instead of elemen-tree.February 20, 2019 at 07:05 #61839
Wen I wuz growin up in oHIo, with a muther frum Ilinoise, I warshed my face with a warsh rag. Now, in da land of OZ, I know itz called a face cloth.February 20, 2019 at 08:54 #61840
oh ai forgotted abawt the warsh rag an the dish rag.
(an altho ai live in souf west Noo Jork Stayte a frend tole me mai aksent (ai donut have an aksent) was Midwesturn.
an Momcat is Eye-tallian sew dish towel was a mupeen.February 20, 2019 at 10:13 #61841
An uncle was born in New York city but raised in New Jersey. He married my aunt (dad’s older sister) and lived the rest of his life (from 1945 till 1967) in Oklahoma. He always called Cuba “Cuber”, idea “idear”, and a few other words had “r” added in places it didn’t belong. In Oklahoma we said dish rag, and probably other phrases peeps haven’t heard before *or maybe they have*.February 20, 2019 at 11:53 #61842
a fren frum Lewisianna used tew call Massachusetts “Massa-two-sit”
*edited cawse he din’t sai teh lass “ess”February 20, 2019 at 12:10 #61843
oh mai.. iz library nawt liberry. oh deer, iz harde two bee complainin in lolo speek.February 20, 2019 at 14:24 #61844
I live in Sarf Lundun. I wash my face with a flannel! Friends hear call me luv or dear. When I am in Lincoln, they call me duck (to rhyme with book). Two Sarf Lunduners meeting have a conversation that goes “Awri?” “Awri! You?” “Awri! See you”February 20, 2019 at 14:41 #61845February 20, 2019 at 15:39 #61847
Anni — I lived in Glasgow for two years (well, Edinburgh and Stirling part of the time) and it took me awhile to get used to being called “hen.” I still find some of the expressions creeping into my “Warshington” style American, even now. I loved living there, and I miss it!February 21, 2019 at 14:03 #61864
Mai Larry T. Potter died this day in 2012. That is about when I started posting not just lurking. He would have been 5 in just a few months. So his littermate, Sherman T. Potter is 12 years old. OMCC that just doesn’t seem possible. I’m pretty sure that Larry came back and is now at least part of Steve, they are so alike, and Steve has the same markings but his coat is two shades of gray tabby and Larry was OBNP.
Still not fair.
(Larry is on the right)February 22, 2019 at 00:18 #62030
Wowzer, watt beautifilled bois dose two r. Sew digified lukin, but problee rascalz az well.February 23, 2019 at 21:13 #62040
maryqos: I bet I know where Sherman T. Potter got his name. You must have been a fan of M*A*S*H* TV series.February 23, 2019 at 21:22 #62041
Still watch for the elebenty and elebenth time.March 7, 2019 at 09:52 #62387
Sign you are truly a cat lady number elebenty: You bring home Chinese food for supper and after you’ve filled a plate with the food you realize you used the fork you’ve been using to scoop out cat gushy foods…..and you eat the food anyways.March 7, 2019 at 22:29 #62394
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger! I’ve done the same.March 10, 2019 at 19:56 #62414
Otay, ai gots wun…remembers abowt 18 munfs ago mai littlol drama wif mai frend-who-wuz-nawt-a-frend after awl?
Guess who am teeching at de myoosic werkwerkwerkshop ai iz running dis summer….(ai hads gnoe say in who de faculty woulds be).
Nawt lookin’ forward to dat!March 11, 2019 at 09:23 #62436March 14, 2019 at 10:41 #62511
I remember the first time I had to do Valentines for my classmates, I had a little trouble figuring out the process. I kept putting my name on the envelope and their name on the valentine.March 19, 2019 at 13:23 #62592
hee hee shoodn’t laff butt thare was too bee a blud drive hear tewdai an teh Redd Kross driver drove unner teh overhang at teh frunt entrance…an teh truk got stuk akause truk tallur den teh overhang. (Pee Ess-dunnawt rev teh moter tew geddowt frum unner-duzzin werk)March 19, 2019 at 19:40 #62613
Speaking of too tall trucks, have you ever seen videos of this bridge in Durham, NC?
http://11foot8.comMarch 20, 2019 at 06:29 #62616
oik!!!April 4, 2019 at 09:26 #63194
I put a big long note an it disappeared!
I’ll just put the sweet part. I never have said that my Little Sammy’s happy tail is a teakettle handle happy tail, when really happy it touches the back of his head.
I love the little bugger even though he knocked to the floor a large lamp last night chasing the first flying raisin of the season.April 8, 2019 at 12:51 #63329
Duz yu remember littlol Tink? He waz teh surprise that the scaredy kitteh taht wee trappified an had inn teh puter rum and den wee knoo taht teh scaredy kitteh was a gurl kitteh (Dixie). Hur waz a feerse pertektive mama. Well littlol Tink-he got adopted from Hearthside Cats-is nawt fore yeers old tewdai!
Happy Birthday littlol Tink!April 8, 2019 at 16:25 #63332
ai membor Tink… yup, da wilde tails an advenchurs of da tinkster.April 9, 2019 at 08:53 #63350
lukie mee, mai fren coming tew mai hawse tewdai tew cleen sum fore me an hur bringin noms fore me.April 9, 2019 at 08:57 #63351
wile ai am werking at werk.April 9, 2019 at 12:11 #63353
Ah, kan hur come ova two santa monica? Ai wood maek hur sum nomz.April 9, 2019 at 13:20 #63355