Cheezland

By the cheezpeeps, for the cheezpeeps!

Inneresting stuffs tu share

Home Forums Fun stuff Inneresting stuffs tu share

This topic contains 106 replies, has 5 voices, and was last updated by  maryqos 1 month ago.

Viewing 50 posts - 1 through 50 (of 107 total)
  • Author
    Posts
  • #50909 Reply

    prysma
    Keymaster

    Just fur to have one place to put neat links. Plz tu be giving some idea what teh link are tuu, otay? And warn if ennyfing nawt-nice or sad?

    I starts wif this:
    Lynx kittens News (cute and safe! wif pix!)

    Jackie camed across story. SEVEN lynx kittens and their momcat in Anchorage Alaska on a srsly lucky purrson’s deck! Izza awl-happy story. :)

    http://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.4315310

    #50931 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    taht is wun luckie b@$terd!

    #50932 Reply

    OnleeKitteh

    So awesome to get a close encounter with elusive wildlife. You learn a lot when you look into their eyes.

    #50953 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    SAD

    bye Tom Petty, ai hazza sad cawse yu feal lyke yu noe teh purrsin wen yu reelie donut.

    #50962 Reply

    short1fry

    Ohai prysma
    Fanks fur teh leenk on teh leenkses. Taht wood bee ay reel treet tew sea but eye donot finkso leenkses hang owt n dire endeeanna. Kittehs need ay guud baf nd brusheeng tho.

    #51030 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    good noos-Lillian aka Lily wun uf fosters goeing tew forever hoem tewdai! ai ast mai neese tew cut Mr. C’s hare. dint noe hur an husbink hadda loss uf kitteh resently, he saw Lily an dat was it! luv at furst site,
    nao…..hoo kan cut harys negst thyme an taek crazy Kokomo Joe aka Jojo currently sleepin at mai fuuts?

    #51111 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    tew shaer waht happint tew me tewdai:
    ai waz trieing tew get a groop tewgedder fore an pitcher hear at werk an teh dokter needed waz inna meating.
    sew ai sez…ai sez…tew maiselve in mai hed “ai maek a funnie”
    sew ai waz gonna get teh pitcher uf taht dokter taht was awn teh wall down teh hall. ai sed wee 3 others inn pitcher kould hold his pitcher from teh wall since he wasn’t tahare in purrsin.
    sew ai sez az ai goe rownd coroner tew gett teh pitcher “OK ai’m gonna kommit a mortel sin rite nao” (nawt sposed tew taek teh pitchers offa teh wall)
    ……………as i terned teh coroner ai waz faes tew faes wif a PREEST.
    ai sed “well, timing is evreyfing”.

    hmmmm maibe yu hadda bee thare…..

    #51341 Reply

    jacknife

    Mortal sin an maekin mi gigglol-snerk mai moandai moarnin cawfee awntu mai desk wiv ur ufnee story!

    #51342 Reply

    annipuss
    Moderator

    Wen Ai goe tu teh shop, Ai offn see a yung wummun taykin a pug goggie fur a wawk. Iffn goggie seez me, him stops an starez at me den wen Ai aer neer him yaps fyooriuslee. Ai askt teh pursun at teh uvver end uv teh leesh iffn him did dat 2 ebriwun. Her sed dat him din’t liek mai wawkin stikk.

    #51343 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    8O ai bet sum badd purrsin dif a baddfing wif a stick inn goggies preeveeeyus lyve.

    #51377 Reply

    annipuss
    Moderator

    Saw this in the local news?paper’s website. It made me gigglol!
    http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/15603291.30_angry_geese_try_to_attack_police_officer/

    #51584 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    FDJ’s current mama Shelby and baby Lizzie-smartest kitten ever-she figured out how to escape her baby jail and is currently trying to figure out how to open the door to the hallway!
    Here’s a clip of the little adventurerer:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_JsHzIRPY8

    #51645 Reply

    ToonaJoosePlz
    #51648 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator
    #51649 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    Dixie has taken up walkin arawnd yowlin wif wun uf mai nee-highs inn her mouf.
    fasckinatin-noe?

    #51650 Reply

    Lungdoc

    Owr kittehs also occasionally walk arownd yowling loudly while carrying some slain object in teh mouf (toy, bottlecap, piece of paper etc.)–Aifink they are announcing teh triumphant conclusion of teh hunt, adn maybe calling their long-ago kittens to come adn share teh feast. Or not. Who knows wif kittehs?

    #51651 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    kittehs either verrie elergint oar verrie goofee.

    storee: wun Taxes morning inn teh countrie ai herd mai hart kitteh, Harry, owtsyde maekin a noyse ai nevur herd him maek afore.
    ai sea him goeing across teh yard wif wun uf dem HOOOGE Taxes grassy hoppurs inn his mouf. an wun uf teh bugz bak legs was loose an wackin him inn teh side uf his fayse!
    ai lol’d a lot!

    #51652 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    oar a wing, ai kant remember, ai used tew drink….. :oops:

    #51780 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    A clip of FDJ’s current crazy kitten, Lizzie, at double speed. Worth the whole 5 minutes of film. This is one smart and determined little girl.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SYKeGLdDE8&t=25s

    #52245 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    if’in yu sea mai chanjed aviator-dass noo baby taht Cher fownd bai syde uf rode. (porkypyne baby verrie luckie tew bee bai rode dontchathink?) Cher sez prolly fisher got itz mama….ai rarely dislike aminals butt ai reelie dislike fishers. (an nawt tew thrillified wif teh people taht brot dem bak intew tihs part uf teh stayte.)

    #52249 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    This littlol tidbitt amewsed me an tickloled mai funniebone:
    Sew wun uf mai nefews brot his kidlets tew mai Mom’s hause. Josephine aka Joey(naemed affer her Daddy hoo alsew is hoo mai Josie aka Josephine waz naemed affer) and Joey’s brudder Leo. Thay brot a reallie cute repro evening bag. It is maed uf would an dekerated wif dekoopaje. annewais thay forgot it wen thay left. ai opened it tew sea waht thay needid tew bring tew Mom’s. Insyde was a littlol stuffed toi zebra and a Mikey Maus pancaek terner. dats awl. it juss maed Mom an me smile awn a bad sad dai.

    #52340 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    OMCC OMCC OMCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ai am slitelie eggsited!!!! JoJo gots himselve a forevur hoem!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A verrie nyse womin taht werks inn teh horespittle labertories is goeing tew pik him up awn nawt Mondai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ai did it ai did it!!!! teh kurse is ovur!!!!!!!

    #52341 Reply

    ToonaJoosePlz

    Yay for furever hoam for JoJo!!

    #52344 Reply

    prysma
    Keymaster

    Yayy! Jojo can has own devoted hyoomin minyun tu wurships him!!!!

    #52346 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    *happy danse*

    #52355 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    well maibe onlee inneresten tew me butt ai plaiyed inn a small euchre termanint tewdai fore fun an fore “Hearthside Cats” lokel reskew playse taht took littlol Tink-yu memburr littlol Tink?-anyhoo tew mai grate serpryse….ai won de termanint! ai won nawt wun hunnrit an wun dollars. (ai gived bak nawt sigsty wun fore teh kittehs). ai nevur wun nuffin lyke taht afore. Sew eggsiting tew me.

    alsewtewaswell owr littlol horesspittle donaetes tew charidies evrie crissmis an tihes yeer wun was Hearthside Cats an two dat were fore peeples. Wee kuld sai witch wun we choosen an Hearthside got ovur $2000 witch was a serpryse tew dem an a happie tew us. sevril uf us are faythfull folloers uf Hearthside. Thay havvva website an alsew a Buk uf Fayses paje ware Tahy show teh luvley sqwee kittehs thay reskew.

    #52356 Reply

    ToonaJoosePlz

    Nice job!

    *rezists temptayshun to vizit pikkchurrs uv adoptablol kittehs*

    #52361 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    oh….ai bet yu kan resist….yeah….juss lukit….thass awl….yur gedding verrie sleepie……sleepie…….sleepie…..

    #52401 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    Well JoJo’s new mama sez he’s acclimating an was runnin arawnd beein a kitten an kept waekin dem up wif hedbonks awl nite! ai hazza happie fore mai krazie boi as mai bedd kittehs woodn’t let him awn teh bedd wif me. ai noe taht yung kittehs (an evin old kittehs) are adaptiabel butt it is still a reel leaf tew hear it happenid. It seams weerd tew nawt have tew evikt a kitteh frum teh fridigader afore ai shut teh dore an tew eet mai ise skream drumstik wifowt shaering wif him. He had lerned waht the crinkly wrapper sownd was wen ai opened mai treet an den dere he was. Yu go dere Kokomo Jo!

    #52858 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    Nawt geddin owt uf tihss yeer wif nawt wun moer fing.
    Well gud an bad nooz:
    Gud nooz-mai brudder kame up to blok the spots ware the kittehs were geddin in the seller.
    Bad nooz: in seller notysed wader at bottom uf well pump, taht’s kause bladder uf well pump oar sumfin went kaflooie an wader started shootin owt the syde uf the rustie tank. OMCC!!!!
    Good nooz: wee were thare tew witniss this!
    Bad Nooz: awl the plummurs buzy oar donnawt wanna dew
    Gud Nooz: affer ai maed awl the frootliss kawls mai brudder sighed an sed “okay ai’ll fix it fore yu!”

    #52861 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    ai got teh gud brudders. ai am a luckie sole.

    #52862 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    ai have NEVER hadda kitteh lyke JoJo. Hes a crazy off teh wall den luving,restin his paw awn mai arm. tewdai ai was removing sum ham frum teh fridge, he wend berserk! he was leepin in teh ayr trying to grab the hambag. I gave him a piece and he was throwing it around an killifying it. ai shake mai hed.

    #52983 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    Not that interesting but i picked this forum to report:
    so i went to Mom’s yesterday around 1 to stay with her till 7 when the aide came for the night. i was facing Mom who was at the dining room table working on a puzzle when i got a text. behind me in the kitchen were my brother Bill & his wife & 2 boys, also another niece and a nephew. The text was from Cher asking if i could pick up a hurt opossum to bring to her, followed rapidly by a text saying never mind, she was going. I said “Awwww i missed another chance to help Cher by picking up a hurt opossum, darn it.” I looked at Mom and said “How many people behind me are laughing?” She said “all of them”. well, i must have been a changeling.

    #53472 Reply

    annipuss
    Moderator
    #53473 Reply

    jacknife

    Cats, a cornerstone of the British life! :D

    #53474 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    TY for sharing anni.
    Is “moggies” a term for cats in TTI?

    #53475 Reply

    annipuss
    Moderator

    Yes, moggie is generally used for cats of uncertain ancestry, like mongrel. Unsympathetic-to-cat people call all cats moggie!

    #53476 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    gasp! hao dare dey! Muggles cawlin littlol kittehs moggies! Teh noive!

    #53477 Reply

    annipuss
    Moderator

    Wye u fink Pershun kittehs lukk soe disgruntlold?!

    #53479 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    ai dunnoe butt! thay usually dew!

    #53527 Reply

    OnleeKitteh

    Riley sure looks like Mrs. Norris in coloring fluffiness, and pose. He’s definitely not a Maine Coon, he’s too small. Maybe a mini Maine Coon?

    #53528 Reply

    OnleeKitteh

    Heart kitteh, Kidd, was mostly Persian. He had the smooshed in nose, but not as much as a pure breed. His eyes were pretty close together and sometimes he looked as if he could take on the world. At least he did with outside kittehs that he saw through the windows, saying “Get off my yard!”

    #53529 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    did teh kidlets run fore dere lyves?

    #53530 Reply

    OnleeKitteh

    Not until he went into his “red zone” and was screaming at the top of his lungs. You could hear him through the closed windows.

    #53531 Reply

    annipuss
    Moderator
    #53532 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    wowwiz
    *tryes tew figger inn hed income if nawt foretean kittehs brott hoem paichekz*

    #53533 Reply

    maryqos
    Moderator

    8O 8O 8O

    #53534 Reply

    annipuss
    Moderator

    Iz a gud thort, mqos, but kittehs ownlee get payd in fud!

    #53553 Reply

    icanhasanimlols

    Ohai tu yu all! Ai nawt beink awound laytely butt (!) ai nawt furrrgit mi Cheezfwens! Menny fings gedded inna wai boff gudgudgud anna nawt sew gudgud. Ai wull twi tu b chekkin inna Cheezlandia mor arfften, ai pwomiss!

    #53556 Reply

    Noodle

    Gud. Awlweighs ufn two plai wiv u.

Viewing 50 posts - 1 through 50 (of 107 total)
Reply To: Inneresting stuffs tu share
Your information:




Cheezland © 2012-2019 Frontier Theme