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October 1, 2017 at 21:31 #50909
Just fur to have one place to put neat links. Plz tu be giving some idea what teh link are tuu, otay? And warn if ennyfing nawt-nice or sad?
I starts wif this:
Lynx kittens News (cute and safe! wif pix!)
Jackie camed across story. SEVEN lynx kittens and their momcat in Anchorage Alaska on a srsly lucky purrson’s deck! Izza awl-happy story.October 2, 2017 at 05:44 #50931
taht is wun luckie b@$terd!October 2, 2017 at 12:44 #50932
So awesome to get a close encounter with elusive wildlife. You learn a lot when you look into their eyes.October 3, 2017 at 09:02 #50953
bye Tom Petty, ai hazza sad cawse yu feal lyke yu noe teh purrsin wen yu reelie donut.October 3, 2017 at 20:44 #50962
Fanks fur teh leenk on teh leenkses. Taht wood bee ay reel treet tew sea but eye donot finkso leenkses hang owt n dire endeeanna. Kittehs need ay guud baf nd brusheeng tho.October 8, 2017 at 09:28 #51030
good noos-Lillian aka Lily wun uf fosters goeing tew forever hoem tewdai! ai ast mai neese tew cut Mr. C’s hare. dint noe hur an husbink hadda loss uf kitteh resently, he saw Lily an dat was it! luv at furst site,
nao…..hoo kan cut harys negst thyme an taek crazy Kokomo Joe aka Jojo currently sleepin at mai fuuts?October 12, 2017 at 14:22 #51111
tew shaer waht happint tew me tewdai:
ai waz trieing tew get a groop tewgedder fore an pitcher hear at werk an teh dokter needed waz inna meating.
sew ai sez…ai sez…tew maiselve in mai hed “ai maek a funnie”
sew ai waz gonna get teh pitcher uf taht dokter taht was awn teh wall down teh hall. ai sed wee 3 others inn pitcher kould hold his pitcher from teh wall since he wasn’t tahare in purrsin.
sew ai sez az ai goe rownd coroner tew gett teh pitcher “OK ai’m gonna kommit a mortel sin rite nao” (nawt sposed tew taek teh pitchers offa teh wall)
……………as i terned teh coroner ai waz faes tew faes wif a PREEST.
ai sed “well, timing is evreyfing”.
hmmmm maibe yu hadda bee thare…..October 16, 2017 at 04:21 #51341
Mortal sin an maekin mi gigglol-snerk mai moandai moarnin cawfee awntu mai desk wiv ur ufnee story!October 16, 2017 at 08:58 #51342
Wen Ai goe tu teh shop, Ai offn see a yung wummun taykin a pug goggie fur a wawk. Iffn goggie seez me, him stops an starez at me den wen Ai aer neer him yaps fyooriuslee. Ai askt teh pursun at teh uvver end uv teh leesh iffn him did dat 2 ebriwun. Her sed dat him din’t liek mai wawkin stikk.October 16, 2017 at 18:32 #51343
ai bet sum badd purrsin dif a baddfing wif a stick inn goggies preeveeeyus lyve.October 18, 2017 at 06:03 #51377
Saw this in the local news?paper’s website. It made me gigglol!
http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/15603291.30_angry_geese_try_to_attack_police_officer/October 29, 2017 at 15:26 #51584
FDJ’s current mama Shelby and baby Lizzie-smartest kitten ever-she figured out how to escape her baby jail and is currently trying to figure out how to open the door to the hallway!
Here’s a clip of the little adventurerer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_JsHzIRPY8November 1, 2017 at 17:38 #51645
ToonaJoosePlzNovember 2, 2017 at 19:22 #51648November 3, 2017 at 08:15 #51649
Dixie has taken up walkin arawnd yowlin wif wun uf mai nee-highs inn her mouf.
fasckinatin-noe?November 3, 2017 at 15:34 #51650
Owr kittehs also occasionally walk arownd yowling loudly while carrying some slain object in teh mouf (toy, bottlecap, piece of paper etc.)–Aifink they are announcing teh triumphant conclusion of teh hunt, adn maybe calling their long-ago kittens to come adn share teh feast. Or not. Who knows wif kittehs?November 4, 2017 at 09:08 #51651
kittehs either verrie elergint oar verrie goofee.
storee: wun Taxes morning inn teh countrie ai herd mai hart kitteh, Harry, owtsyde maekin a noyse ai nevur herd him maek afore.
ai sea him goeing across teh yard wif wun uf dem HOOOGE Taxes grassy hoppurs inn his mouf. an wun uf teh bugz bak legs was loose an wackin him inn teh side uf his fayse!
ai lol’d a lot!November 4, 2017 at 12:38 #51652
oar a wing, ai kant remember, ai used tew drink…..November 12, 2017 at 09:04 #51780
A clip of FDJ’s current crazy kitten, Lizzie, at double speed. Worth the whole 5 minutes of film. This is one smart and determined little girl.December 1, 2017 at 18:50 #52245
if’in yu sea mai chanjed aviator-dass noo baby taht Cher fownd bai syde uf rode. (porkypyne baby verrie luckie tew bee bai rode dontchathink?) Cher sez prolly fisher got itz mama….ai rarely dislike aminals butt ai reelie dislike fishers. (an nawt tew thrillified wif teh people taht brot dem bak intew tihs part uf teh stayte.)December 2, 2017 at 09:00 #52249
This littlol tidbitt amewsed me an tickloled mai funniebone:
Sew wun uf mai nefews brot his kidlets tew mai Mom’s hause. Josephine aka Joey(naemed affer her Daddy hoo alsew is hoo mai Josie aka Josephine waz naemed affer) and Joey’s brudder Leo. Thay brot a reallie cute repro evening bag. It is maed uf would an dekerated wif dekoopaje. annewais thay forgot it wen thay left. ai opened it tew sea waht thay needid tew bring tew Mom’s. Insyde was a littlol stuffed toi zebra and a Mikey Maus pancaek terner. dats awl. it juss maed Mom an me smile awn a bad sad dai.December 8, 2017 at 10:01 #52340
OMCC OMCC OMCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ai am slitelie eggsited!!!! JoJo gots himselve a forevur hoem!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A verrie nyse womin taht werks inn teh horespittle labertories is goeing tew pik him up awn nawt Mondai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ai did it ai did it!!!! teh kurse is ovur!!!!!!!December 8, 2017 at 12:23 #52341
Yay for furever hoam for JoJo!!December 8, 2017 at 12:56 #52344
Yayy! Jojo can has own devoted hyoomin minyun tu wurships him!!!!December 8, 2017 at 13:58 #52346
*happy danse*December 9, 2017 at 18:16 #52355
well maibe onlee inneresten tew me butt ai plaiyed inn a small euchre termanint tewdai fore fun an fore “Hearthside Cats” lokel reskew playse taht took littlol Tink-yu memburr littlol Tink?-anyhoo tew mai grate serpryse….ai won de termanint! ai won nawt wun hunnrit an wun dollars. (ai gived bak nawt sigsty wun fore teh kittehs). ai nevur wun nuffin lyke taht afore. Sew eggsiting tew me.
alsewtewaswell owr littlol horesspittle donaetes tew charidies evrie crissmis an tihes yeer wun was Hearthside Cats an two dat were fore peeples. Wee kuld sai witch wun we choosen an Hearthside got ovur $2000 witch was a serpryse tew dem an a happie tew us. sevril uf us are faythfull folloers uf Hearthside. Thay havvva website an alsew a Buk uf Fayses paje ware Tahy show teh luvley sqwee kittehs thay reskew.December 9, 2017 at 18:26 #52356
*rezists temptayshun to vizit pikkchurrs uv adoptablol kittehs*December 10, 2017 at 07:55 #52361
oh….ai bet yu kan resist….yeah….juss lukit….thass awl….yur gedding verrie sleepie……sleepie…….sleepie…..December 12, 2017 at 09:55 #52401
Well JoJo’s new mama sez he’s acclimating an was runnin arawnd beein a kitten an kept waekin dem up wif hedbonks awl nite! ai hazza happie fore mai krazie boi as mai bedd kittehs woodn’t let him awn teh bedd wif me. ai noe taht yung kittehs (an evin old kittehs) are adaptiabel butt it is still a reel leaf tew hear it happenid. It seams weerd tew nawt have tew evikt a kitteh frum teh fridigader afore ai shut teh dore an tew eet mai ise skream drumstik wifowt shaering wif him. He had lerned waht the crinkly wrapper sownd was wen ai opened mai treet an den dere he was. Yu go dere Kokomo Jo!December 30, 2017 at 13:44 #52858
Nawt geddin owt uf tihss yeer wif nawt wun moer fing.
Well gud an bad nooz:
Gud nooz-mai brudder kame up to blok the spots ware the kittehs were geddin in the seller.
Bad nooz: in seller notysed wader at bottom uf well pump, taht’s kause bladder uf well pump oar sumfin went kaflooie an wader started shootin owt the syde uf the rustie tank. OMCC!!!!
Good nooz: wee were thare tew witniss this!
Bad Nooz: awl the plummurs buzy oar donnawt wanna dew
Gud Nooz: affer ai maed awl the frootliss kawls mai brudder sighed an sed “okay ai’ll fix it fore yu!”December 30, 2017 at 18:50 #52861
ai got teh gud brudders. ai am a luckie sole.December 30, 2017 at 18:54 #52862
ai have NEVER hadda kitteh lyke JoJo. Hes a crazy off teh wall den luving,restin his paw awn mai arm. tewdai ai was removing sum ham frum teh fridge, he wend berserk! he was leepin in teh ayr trying to grab the hambag. I gave him a piece and he was throwing it around an killifying it. ai shake mai hed.January 8, 2018 at 08:37 #52983
Not that interesting but i picked this forum to report:
so i went to Mom’s yesterday around 1 to stay with her till 7 when the aide came for the night. i was facing Mom who was at the dining room table working on a puzzle when i got a text. behind me in the kitchen were my brother Bill & his wife & 2 boys, also another niece and a nephew. The text was from Cher asking if i could pick up a hurt opossum to bring to her, followed rapidly by a text saying never mind, she was going. I said “Awwww i missed another chance to help Cher by picking up a hurt opossum, darn it.” I looked at Mom and said “How many people behind me are laughing?” She said “all of them”. well, i must have been a changeling.January 29, 2018 at 06:17 #53472January 29, 2018 at 09:20 #53473
Cats, a cornerstone of the British life!January 29, 2018 at 09:35 #53474
TY for sharing anni.
Is “moggies” a term for cats in TTI?January 29, 2018 at 11:29 #53475
Yes, moggie is generally used for cats of uncertain ancestry, like mongrel. Unsympathetic-to-cat people call all cats moggie!January 29, 2018 at 12:11 #53476
gasp! hao dare dey! Muggles cawlin littlol kittehs moggies! Teh noive!January 29, 2018 at 12:34 #53477
Wye u fink Pershun kittehs lukk soe disgruntlold?!January 29, 2018 at 18:28 #53479
ai dunnoe butt! thay usually dew!February 2, 2018 at 14:54 #53527
Riley sure looks like Mrs. Norris in coloring fluffiness, and pose. He’s definitely not a Maine Coon, he’s too small. Maybe a mini Maine Coon?February 2, 2018 at 14:58 #53528
Heart kitteh, Kidd, was mostly Persian. He had the smooshed in nose, but not as much as a pure breed. His eyes were pretty close together and sometimes he looked as if he could take on the world. At least he did with outside kittehs that he saw through the windows, saying “Get off my yard!”February 2, 2018 at 14:59 #53529
did teh kidlets run fore dere lyves?February 2, 2018 at 20:00 #53530
Not until he went into his “red zone” and was screaming at the top of his lungs. You could hear him through the closed windows.February 3, 2018 at 09:23 #53531February 3, 2018 at 10:15 #53532
*tryes tew figger inn hed income if nawt foretean kittehs brott hoem paichekz*February 3, 2018 at 10:15 #53533February 3, 2018 at 12:04 #53534
Iz a gud thort, mqos, but kittehs ownlee get payd in fud!February 5, 2018 at 10:32 #53553
Ohai tu yu all! Ai nawt beink awound laytely butt (!) ai nawt furrrgit mi Cheezfwens! Menny fings gedded inna wai boff gudgudgud anna nawt sew gudgud. Ai wull twi tu b chekkin inna Cheezlandia mor arfften, ai pwomiss!February 5, 2018 at 18:10 #53556
Gud. Awlweighs ufn two plai wiv u.