1. Ai kan’t get 2 sleeps!

    1. Conga pour obnp kittin annipuss. Did u getz sum zzzzzzzzzzz last nite oar duz u knead a lulluby to.

      1. Thx, noodle! Yep, Ai had sum gud sleeps, nawt enufff tho.

  2. Rockz a bai babbeh awn da tree topz.

    1. Dat lullibai awlwai striekt me az a nitemaer!

      1. Wen da bought brakes dat cradel will fawl an den….. two b continyued

  3. heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Clozobozo, Ericola, KyanaBelle an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, buttery yello caeks wif brown sugar topping, iskreem, fizzy frooty party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy ballz that lite up wen they bownse, sekrit decoder mood ringz, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes! :D an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!


    The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song (by Kafleen the Donkey):

    It’s yer burfday
    an dats wunnurmuss
    it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
    ebben doe deres
    uddurs sharin it
    dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!

    1. Happi birfdai ebriwun!

  4. Hush littlol kitteh, don’ say a werdwerdwerd,
    Momma’s gonna buy yoo a nice big birdbirdbird,
    If dat bird falls owt ob de cage,
    Momma gonna bake it wif mushrooms and sage.
    If dat sage smells eggstraw gud,
    We’re gonna feast just like wii should.
    If owr feast goes awn too lawng,
    (wait, wut is ai sayin?)
    If hoomin awl our kibbie munny spends,
    Momma gonna teech yoo abowt de pointy ends.
    Iffn yoos reddy to play wif fings,
    Mommas gonna get yoo a bawl ob strings.
    Iff yoo sleeps yoo’l dreem a lot,
    while momma has a nice big doublol scotch.
    So goes to sleep and and don’ yoo cry…pleeeze, for de lub ob whoever, go to SLEEP!
    Mommas gonna stay right bai yoor side.

    1. :lol: soundz az iffin mamma iz sleepz deprived.

    2. Bravo, Shepmom! Clappity clappity!

      *Oops. Clappity clappity very softlee to nawt wake bebbeh*

      *Sings softlee*
      ♫ Hushabye, lullabai, LOLabai lou… ♫

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