1. U juss waystin mai tiem – an tiem iz munnee!

  2. heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Kayden_007, Parrothead, 2minions, caramelchef81 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, wite caeks wif fluffy orinj frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos that lite up wen they yoyo, faymuss lolcats finger puppets, kandee, an glo-in-teh dark funny face stikkers! :D an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!


    iz also teh birfingday ob owr deer frend maus, hoo lefted us far too soon. i haz bringed brite-colurd baloonz and shiny marker pens to write messijes to sending to teh meddow for maus or anywun else yoo iz wanting to rmember.

    The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song (by Kafleen the Donkey):

    It’s yer burfday
    an dats wunnurmuss
    it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
    ebben doe deres
    uddurs sharin it
    dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!

    1. Happi birfdai 2 teh birfdai frenz.
      *taeks a brite bloo bloon an rites “Ai still miss u deer Maus” awn it an lets it flote up i teh skie*
      *wipes leekee iiez*

  3. howrly rate (seed dis on a t-shirt for plummers):

    $100/hr – minimum
    $150/hr – if you watch
    $175/hr – if you help
    $200/hr – if you worked on it first
    $250/hr – if you tell me how to do my job

    1. Mai dadcat yoost 2 sai teh werk cost £15. £1 fur hittin wiv teh hammur, £14 fur nowin ware tu hitt!

    2. I rememberz trying to help someone wif computer repare – and they not haz a screwdriver, only a buckknife … DO NOT tell someones to take a buckityknives to their puter on phone tek-sports … u get funny lookz

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