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  1. In a toadally vishus wai!

  2. Ow ow, thorn!

    1. Dis fing haz pointee endz, tu!!!

  3. YOINK!!

    See ya!! Offta seize mai gurlfren!!

    1. Kitteh tangoes acrawst teh rum… Ohai guise!

  4. a rose by any other nom nom nom…

    and conga kittehs on teh nawt seckond, carosue

    1. I huurreedde! Didnawt wan to miz teh olympiks! Boi was kallin hurree up hurree up!

  5. Ohai cheezeh laydeez!

    Fyi, meesthur Smoocheez (Snc) am chaynd tu a 50 lbs. bawl in the last lol iffy yew wish tew toarchurring himz wiffie yoar affekshunz. [headnod]

    1. Yesh, he was fownd gilty ob smooching ebryfing in site.

      1. [kiss]’in and [rawak]’in

        1. Bye teh way, gud job on roaping adn tying apprehendink him.

          1. Fankie. Nawt shur how longee eet weelass doh. Himz purty slippery.

              1. Gud fing heez so cyoot, butt(!) donut let him noes.

              2. [headshake] tis hour seekret!!

  6. Ai gibs u dis roaz
    Frum doaz dat ai groez
    Tu bannish teh lowz
    Frum ur noaz tu ur toez

    1. Such delli-cat verss! [swoon]

    2. Ohao shweet!

      1. shmelling! *shniffshniffsniffies roases* { o )

        1. Beddar Dan CB’s chilli foots….

          1. [headshake] trubblol…

            1. Hoo am trubblolz?? [innocent]

              1. Aye woz finkin –*NOKNOKNOK* –:shock: he! wots dat noiz??

                Enbeh wae:
                Izzint it wursur if fuuts shmell liek cirm cheeps?… [wtf]

              2. [harumph]

                Enneh wae:
                …cOrm cheeps?…

              3. Y wood yer foots smell like corm cheeps??

              4. Sum peepul sez shmelleh feets shmell liek bad corm cheeps.
                Doant bad corm cheeps shmell wurser Dan chilli?
                Aye meen, chilli yoozh wally shmelz gud, donut?

              5. Sew derfoar, wuddint CB’s dainty fuut shmell nice? speecy? aromatik?

              6. Donut hastu ansir mii naow.
                Ai knowz yoo wentid tu sleaps. ;)

              7. Roofie, heer ai am!!! Ai just wented away for a bit.
                Yesh, ai lieks yor way ob finking. My foots smell sweeder dan roses. [headnod] *gigglol*
                On taht noat, ai has to go get sum sleepytiem.
                Nitey-nite! [hug] Roofie [hug]

              8. Sea?!!
                Eebin dukky-taypt bak awn eebin! [headnod]

                Nai nai, CB *tuk tuk tuk*

  7. Iffn NE wun be lurkin heer Roofie wants yoo to kno dat SNC aka da kissin bandit am caught an secoored inna da lass lol. Sew pweeze to gits ober der an [kiss][kiss] hims

  8. Aye maed rice pudding wif kokonut miwlk, shweet, anise, cinnanom, adn cardanom foar owr dessert! Halpify yoarsaffs!! :D

      1. EM? EM??

        Yew wanting mii tu stikking yoar fuut in sum??

        Wii can poaring sum shweet cindenst miwl on tawp.
        Um… in yoar boal… or awn yoar fuut…

        1. Gahhhk! [doh]

          *condenst miwlk

          1. Ohhhhh no no no. Nawt on a da foots. Heer inna da bowl.

            1. A regoolar bowl nawt baykum oar nuffin funneh to spoyl da winnermause flabbor!!! [yum]

              1. Slurp!! So guds. Purrfect furr mai beddy bye snakk!! Nie nite!!

              2. Nai nai, EM *tuk tuk tuk*

    1. Hey yoo meesthur Smoocheez yoo!!

      1. Ohai Roofie. I gawt uh few eggstraw schmoocheez left over. ;-)

        [kiss] Roofie [kiss]

        1. Ai can has sum? *hazza hoapful*

              1. *foregoze faynting cowch*
                *catches CB in arms*
                [kiss][kiss][kiss]

        2. [ohai] [hug] *poynts ↑ tu CB*

          1. *looks up*
            [ohai] [hug]Roofie[hug]

            1. *switches to hug mode*

              [hug] Roofie and CB [hug]

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