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  1. Kissee kissee!

    1. Mirrur, signul, manoober….
      Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC

      *sweep upwolfkit’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
      *pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
      *fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
      *snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
      *Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
      Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.

      1. Fankee ap. tihs wun cought mee totalolly bai suprize.

  2. [yum] yoo tayst liek toona.

    1. Sharrup adn keap kissink mii, yew fuul! *kishkishkishkishkish*

      Deez babbehz am maekin mai hed feal liek Bf & photobomb skrrl aer nancysledding in mai braynz!!! :shock:

  3. O da squee! O da kyootniss! O da splortayshusness ob dose kittehs! Neggst tiemz yoo gotta putta splort warnin awn pixyoors liek dat–lebbil elebenty att leest! Ai meen . . . a gie cud . . . [faint]

    1. *Puuls over teh feinting kowch tu katch NM*
      *Kawls teh YNGs tu patt cheeks*

      1. Teh kowch is feinting? Duz taht meen itz only pretendink?

        1. Tricksie, aint it? ;)

          1. Silleh Roofie, Trikks is for kids. :grin:

            1. In dat kayss, ai wiwl habba anudder donut. [yum]

              1. [hug] *chomp, snarf, homnomnom…*
                Oops! [wtf] Lemme just dust that powdur shoogarz awf yew der, sawwee! ;) [yum]

      2. NM purrfurrs da TDGs (Tastefully Dwessed Gals) to da YNGs … Udder wise hims jest keeps [swoon]’in

        1. Oh yeah…

          Yew am sew smard! [headnod]

          1. Nawt reelee — Hims sed dat da lass tyme we scented him YNGs …

        2. Oops. :) Shalll tri tu rememember

  4. *tee hee* they luuk sew… beginnerish *snerk*

    1. Ai can imajin dem bofe finking “iz dis hao it werks? feels kinda funneh”

      1. Close yer aiz before yoo start giggloling :)

        1. So wud dat be a mwaaah-ha-ha? :| :twisted: Mwaaah-ha-ha!

    2. welllll, dey am a leetlol yung to be bean profleshunawls!! :shock:

  5. SKWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

    1. Aww, ai luv haow mostlee grey kittehs strype purrsakglee maches bayge kitteh!

      1. Yep, mayd for eech ovver. ♥ ♥ ♥

  6. heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Kittybear9509, CatnipJunkie an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, cherry caeks wif fluffy wite frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif heart-shaped bownsy balls, remote control flying cyoopids, kandee, an sparkly heart stikkers! :D an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!

    ———–¤¤¤жжж٭٭***٭٭жж椤¤жжж٭٭***٭٭жж椤¤жжж٭٭***٭٭жж椤¤

    The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song (by Kafleen the Donkey):

    It’s yer burfday
    an dats wunnurmuss
    it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
    ebben doe deres
    uddurs sharin it
    dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!

    1. Happy Burfday to awl teh peeps sillybraiding tudai!!! Fanks for teh goodees, burfday fairy! [kiss]
      *CB pikks up heart-shaypt bownsy ball adn drops in on teh floar*
      *bownsy ball bownses up adn down, left adn rite* Kewl !! :grin:

    2. *luuks ↑ ↓ ↑ ↓ ↑ ↓ →… wif da foar kittehs fum teh otter lol…*
      Oo! shinee!! sparklolly!!! *tayl whaps furriusleh*
      [faint]

      *gits bak awp* Ahm hokay! :D

      Happehz tew teh peeps hoo can has deyr burfuedayz tudae!!

      Fankew burfday fairy! ♥

    1. *puts owt a dainty foot (agin) to trip Sir NC*
      [kiss] [kiss] [kiss] [hug]

      1. Hay CB!! Who’s foot am dat??

        1. Whut? Are yoo imp lying taht my foot am nawt dainty? Harumph!

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