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  1. Ai shore it went in heer!

    1. Muss be a majishun mausee. :) CongaSoloz, anni!

  2. :? Nao hao duz ai get owtta dis bag?

    1. Sumwun holds da buttom sew I kin git sum trak shuns!!

  3. silly kitteh. you should not put mousies down and furget about them.

    one of teh kittehs (dopey kitteh) i used to live with did that once, and i had a mousie living in mai kitchen for weeks. by that time teh other kitteh (hunter kitteh) had assumed that mousie was part of the family and wouldn’t eat it when he caught it. kitteh ethics is complicated…

    conga mousies on teh nawt seckond, AP, and see you in a couple of hours

    1. Nawt a lyun, but GET IN TEH CAR!

        1. Dribe saeflee!

    2. Ov corss !! Yoo invites guests for a meal nd it’z bad mannas tu eat tehm !!
      * heds owt teh door .. Bai *

      1. dopey kitteh did try to adoptify a mousie as a pet once…

  4. heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Ragz, mtomcsanyi an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, buttery yello caeks wif creemy frosting, iskreem, fizzy frooty party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy ballz that lite up wen they bownse, itty bitty sekrit notebuks wif invisiblol ink pens and sekrit decoder mood ringz, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes! :D an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!

    ———–¤¤¤жжж٭٭***٭٭жж椤¤жжж٭٭***٭٭жж椤¤жжж٭٭***٭٭жж椤¤

    an brite-colurd baloonz wif shiny markers for writing messijes to send to peepls an aminols hoo haz gone on to teh meddow.
    The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song (by Kafleen the Donkey):

    It’s yer burfday
    an dats wunnurmuss
    it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
    ebben doe deres
    uddurs sharin it
    dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!

    1. Happytayle Burfingday tu mtomcsanyi aka Spotstarsmom!!

      1. Intense and affectionate ditto!

      2. A burfday adn a grate photo adn capshun on teh saem dai!

        Conga-mousies, adh Happeebirfdai sportstarsmon!

        Adn happeebirfdai to awl dose hoo shayr their birfdai todai!

      3. HaHAA!!! Happity birfdae tu Ragz adn teh triksie Spotstarmawm anda efurrehwunz wiffie birfiedae tuday!!! :lol:

    2. Happi burfday to spotstarsmom adn all teh burfday Cheezpeeps!!
      Fanks, burfday fairy! *Noms fudjy caik*

      1. *adds sum iskreem to Lungdoc’s caek. Tayks sum for self, adds chonklit sirrup.*
        Cheerz!

  5. hee hee hee
    iz znawta maosee
    yu dun see wut Ai seez

    1. [dubious] Okay, isle byte. Whut duz yoo seez?

        1. Wiv ancho vees? *grabs a spork adn luuks hoapful*

          1. Mm-hmm!! [headnod]
            Hab summ! Heer ya goe! :D

            1. Fanks! Omnomnom. :eek: salty! Need wadder! [run]

              1. *hands CB a pichur ob waddurz*

                Pretty, no? ;)

              2. [dubious] Ummm. . .yesh. :roll:

              3. Oops, yew wantid a dwinkie! [doh]
                *hans CB a picher ob triplol filtered waddur*

  6. Maus bee in teh uvver bagge.

    1. Teh wun taht skweeks wehn yoo tries to foald it up?

      1. Taht myte bee itt.

  7. Fankew sew much mai frends, it meens sew much tew mii tew hab yore birfday wishes. Speekin ov mowsies! Yestiddy Spot and Ai cawt a mowsie tugevver!!!!

    Ai whuz bacuumin mai howse an ai had put the bacuum farver daown the hawl wen ai herd a ufny noyse, it whuz Spot playing arownd the bacuum!!! Spot is mortally terrified ov the bacuum sew ai noo sumfin whuz ufny. Ai thot…”Dere can’t bii a mowsie under dere?” Ai lukked but ai cuddin see no mowsie sew ai went bak tew werk. A whylol laytur ai caym owt tew finnish the bacuumin an heer ai am bacuuminm a way an ai lukked daown an dere’s sumfin dangling awf the back ov mai onlee a fyoo munfs old bacuum!!!! Whut the heck is dat? HOLY CRACKERS ITZ A MOWSE!!!! WHAT DO I DO NAO??? Okay, furst breev….neggst open the bak door…den grab a pile ov nappy kins, neggst cayrfully grab mowsie by the taylol…oh pleez let awl the mowsie come owt, oh gud…dere’s awl the mowsie….iz the mowsie hurt bad? Pleez don’t bii really visibly hurt bad den ai will get awl upset and hav tew try tew fix it. Mowsie don’t luk tew gud but cud jus bii stunned, okay plz mowsie don’t go nuts an try tew byte mii okay? Tayk mowsie owtside and kwikly fling it awf the dek!!!! Bye mowsie….don’t come back, plzkthx!

    Whew!!!

    Nuffin but eggscitement heer at the Spot and Star howse!!!!

    Fankew Prysma!!!

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    1. :lol: :lol: :lol: Grate story, Spotstarmom!!!

    2. :-D :-D Gud teem wurk!

    3. happitayle birfday, spotstarsmom

      were teh kittehs getting you a mousie as a birfday present?

      1. No, dat wud hab bin the bacuum tryin tew gib mii a mowsie. Spot scayred the mowsie into hidin in the bacuum….aifink wii nawt haz the britest mowsies arownd……

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