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  1. Berree kumfee akchoolee!

    1. And fun tuu when U izz dun napping aifinkso.

    2. An der mite bee a show inna minoot — az I stolled dis frum da baffrum an mai hoomin jest wentid *snerk* in der….

  2. looks like teh rolling has been interruptified fur naps

    and ohai and conga tortie kittehs on your nawt seckond, ap

  3. Iz jest da rite size — affer I unrolld alla da xtree dat maed it too ohai!

    1. Doan wanna be straynin mai nekk, yknoz.

  4. Well, u keeps complaynin bowt kitteh-hayrz awl ober teh karpit.
    So ai rolld dis owt tu keepin it kleen (adn tu has a pillo). Ur welkumz.

    1. Umm, fanks, AP. Am dis teh won wivowt lint?

      1. Luuk, ai nawt teh wun botted teh paypur towulz, ai juss teh wun putted it tu yoos.

        1. mistaking ‘kitchen roll’ for ‘kitteh roll’ easy enuff to do…

          1. *nod nod* Aiz shoor it happens awl teh tiem.

            1. Cyrano yoostu grab teh roal ryte awf teh kowntur durin teh nyte, adn rippify shredz awl ober teh hallway. We nawt eben spozd tu going intu teh kitchin, sept tu passin fru tu teh bakk door, no less awn teh kownturz. Forchunitleh dat nawt lasted tuu lawng, but boy wuz papa pissd inna moarnin.

              1. Yesh, ai gnu a kitteh wonst hoo fownd happyness in emptyin teh tishoo bocks adn leebin a trayl ob tishoos frew teh haus, rite to her water boal, ware teh grayter part ob teh bocks offin caym to rest. Seh was alwais so prowd ob her komplishmints, too.

              2. Topper am a tissue attacker — kleenex, TP, paper towels, paper napkins — nun am safe frum him!!!

              3. Mebbe tehy noes taht dese fings yoozed to be trees? Witch by nachoor dey must conker?
                Naw!

              4. Cory pre-furs teh sturdier paypers.

                Haz I menshuned that most uv my erlier ritings be longhand on paper? :roll:

              5. Oh deer, did has has “halpers?”

              6. “did yoo has” *sigh*

              7. Nao, evreefing I rite be onna puter, an I just has to pray I can has enuff backups in case ennyfing goes rong. Haoeber, going thru my elebenty binders uv older stuff am an adbenchur wif teh bear around. An I hazza bad habit of taking owt hanfulls I wanna re-reed tu see if I can get ennyfing frum it, or type an re-rite, or just tu amuse self, an nawt always putting bakk inna binder….

                Iz sines on menny sheets uv predessessor halpers ober teh last, er, well ober tu decades uv ritings – pages wif long tears daon teh middle, or holded tugevver wif tape. Wun or tu wif unidentifyed stayns (an we donut wanna know).
                Cory halping (gallery pic)

              8. :lol: He looks berry contentifyed. A jawb well dun.

              9. Him takes pride in hims wurk…

              10. How duz ur Papa enforss alla deez roolz?

              11. Hims gets dat skayree-growlee voyse adn frowz us owtsyde.
                Fur dis, hims yoozd teh paypurz tuu, russlin dem in hims fayse, soz hims assoshiatid teh skayree wiff teh papurz.

                Basikleh, we knoz gud stuffs nawt happin as much wen papaz pissd (lyke gibbin us treets adn pets adn stuffs), so we lernz wut pissiz hims awf adn nawt duz dat. Den ebrywunz happeh.

  5. Well, when dem fingz getz unrolled arownd heer, Ai start luuking foar the meetz awf teh majik cheezburug masheen.

    Letz see whut wii can find tudai…

    Antlollope staeks
    Bufflaloo ribz
    Cheezburgurz wif cheddur cheez
    Dropped awn teh flore bratwurstz.
    E…

    1. Eggs skramblolled wiv cheez
      Fishy stikks
      Graybee, sossij on
      Ham role wiv piklols
      I…

      1. Innerestin mysteree meets
        Juss-rayr-enuff-tu-be-joosee meets
        Killifyed but nawt kuukifyed meets
        L…

        1. Lizzurd taylolz
          Meetlofes, teh fud kind nawt teh meowzishun
          Nuffin U wanna tuch wif a bare paw.
          O….

          1. Oberdun stake tartar
            Poppycorms cubbered in hares
            Qwite a lot ob fings dat can nawt be naymd.
            R..

            1. Synz:

              Meeewwl? :(
              Juss joe kin! :D
              HBD! xoxo, Roofie

              1. Wuups, soaree folks — wair teh–ai spoze tu be at teh kwilt!

                Dinggity, danggidy… >:(

              2. :lol: Aiz glad yoo eggs planed!

              3. Sheeesh *gibbs maisalf teh stink eye*

            2. RRRED BELBIT CUPPYCAEKS
              Staeksses
              Toona!
              U…

              1. Umber ellas floting awn isee drinks
                Violets, candeed
                Warmed-ober cheez stake sammiches
                X…

  6. tm77 wawks up 2 mikrafone: A-hem: Mai ai hab ebbrywunz a-10-shun? In onner uv owr fayre kweenz naytal daye, dere habs bin a berry, berry speshul kwiltie mayde fur hur. Ebbrybunny kum kloasser Nd C:

    *tm77 opens trunk uv her Chevy: pullzowt a nyse, kumfy kwiltie wif speshul boarderz rownd awl 4 edjis:*

    Heer, cweenmj, U hoald dis koarner, hubcat hoald the udder, tm77 will hoald dese (wait, wait, we’re having a flashback here…) Nd ebbrysun kan C de kwiltie*

    Dis kwiltie am a berry, berry speshul cheezland kwiltie. NO CAT FUR ever stayz awn dis kwiltie! EBBER! Nd nawt oanly dat, butt! it chayjes kullers ebbrytime yoo chaynj yer furrnichoor, sew it nebber goze owdadayte! Nd it iz SEW SAWFT dat wen yoo putz it ober U, yoo haz de bestest napp EBBER! Nd NO PAYNE gets fru it, eider, sew yooze hazza berry gud nytez sleEp Nd berry refroshiNg nappificashunz.

    Nd de berry beryy bestest fing uv awl iz dat dere iz spayse fur awtograffs uv AWL de cheezpeeps arownd de fore edjez! Ebrybunny kum up Nd syne yore nayme oar mayk a paw print sew owr kween wilL awways hab yore nayme neer hur hart!
    Happy Hippy Hopppy BD kweenmj, 2day and minny minny moar!

    1. Awwwww. Sinz EM an adds footz pwints frum alla mai aminlolz.

      Smooches to da cween and to TM

    2. What a wunnerful ideer, TM. *CB sines “xoxo CatBurgh”

    3. *sines “♥ prysma an seanya ♥* an coaxes Cory, Freya, Angel, an Trick intu eech leeving a pawprint, frum Freya’s teeny wun to Angel’s hyooj wun*

    4. *nesting fail*

      wot a wunnermuss kwiltie! wot a lubberlee present from our tm77! *synes nayme right in teh corner adn adds bella’s paw print and bonnie’s paw print* There! awl done!

      Hippity hoppity happy burfday to our cween *schmooes adn hedbonks*

      :-)

    5. :) Happeh burfingday, mai leej! Wotta grayt kwiltee! *synz* ♥ Angel ♥ Plume ♥

    6. O watta beautimus ideea tm77!

      Happee happee day tew hour beelovid kween!

      BF473 purrswades Tucker tew put a pawprimt awn teh kwilt WIVOWT engaging teh pointee ends an den adds hurr own beesyde Tuckers.

      Fank u fer awl u dew cweemj, mai u hazza yeer filld wiv gud helff, happyniss and much joy!

    7. Dat am dej AWSUM!!!! fankees soooooo muchly!!!! {{{{tortiemom}}}}}

    8. *sines KittyRoo*
      Jack, Billy and Sally leave a pawprint eech speshully for the amazing cween
      {{{{cweenmj}}}}}

    9. Kwilt… press Reply…

      Umm… wot ai synd adn assidentally stuk up- NO, poastid up ^ Fred :/

    10. Yay for teh loveli burfdai kwilt! *Signs along teh edge adn Bitsy-teh-kitteh adds a paw-print* Happy burfdai again, mai Cween!!

    11. Hip, hop, Happitayloled Birfdays tew yew, Ohai Kween! Love, KellieKAT <3

  7. wot a wunnermuss kwiltie! wot a lubberlee present from our tm77! *synes nayme right in teh corner adn adds bella’s paw print and bonnie’s paw print* There! awl done!

    Hippity hoppity happy burfday to our cween *schmooes adn hedbonks*

    :-)

    1. Awrsum burfday wishes *signed* Pj, pajammas and Punkin :wink:

      1. happiest uv birfdays, mai cween! (bows, scrapes *ow*)
        Ai hopes dis be teh happiest yeer EBBER fur yu!
        Signs naym wif a flurish… Teh Divine Miss Bonny puts wun daintee pawprint awn kwilt, tu.
        Fanks tortiemahm, fur dis wunnerful ideeur!

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