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  1. Git da Bwayn scoop — STAT!!

    1. Congrats, EM! U leed teh freewai! fibe oar siks wai!

        1. Yesh, aifink a mod halped owt heer. ;-)

          1. *whisperz* sowwee, cudn’t rizist chaynjin it!

      1. SEBEN postees atta 3:01 — butt onlee Fibe peeps maekin dem — CB an Anni boff MADE and replied to postees inna da saem minoot minte!! Doze two hab da MAD skillz onna da keebored!!

  2. Bictim eggspekted to mayk a full recobbery.

  3. Nawt sir prized him splortid!

  4. Brave kitteh! Heers sum toona :)

    1. Nooo! Must get teh gnu CHRG titened nawt-sekund before reskew kitteh can has toona.

      1. Yer rite, ob corse! *titans kitteh CHRG, raps kitteh inna floofie blankie an DEN gibs him toona*

  5. Ai needz moar dukky-tayps ober heer … STAT!

    1. Dat’s wut Ai wuz starting tew say!

  6. Lemmee GO! I nawt SPLORTED — Iz been Kitteh nappered!! Dis am no CCC Driber!! HALP HALP HALP

    1. Kaml down kitteh – Pays no tenshunz to hims — da bwains an still skrambloled!!

      *Lowers sleepy gas fingie ober her nozey noze*

      1. Butt(!) butt(!) buuuu….zzzzzzzzzzzzz…..

        1. *passiz passid owt kitteh owt to da Yoinkin Van* *wissper wissper* yea … meet yoo atta da plase…. sssshhhhh jest go …

          Kitteh? Wot kitteh? Der wuz no kitteh heer….

          *runsawaewiffakwikkness*

          1. mmffllfflff! *finks, “hay! hoo putted dukky tayp ober my mouf?” looks ask ants at AP*

            1. :!: wot shee still doing heerz!!!????

              *slaps sleepy gas fingie ober her nozey noze*

              *passiz passid owt kitteh owt to da Yoinkin Van* *wissper wissper* yea … meet yoo atta da plase…. sssshhhhh jest go …

              1. *hums a littlol toon, luuks arown nonshallontleh*
                *jumps in teh van, drybez it aways wiffakwikness*

              2. *dreems ob floting over a see ob ‘nip*
                *dreems ob raynbows adn flutterbies*
                ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzsnortsnufflolsnortzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

    2. *kwikly puts sum dukky-tayp ober dat lowd mauf*

  7. Ooo, a fiveway tye? Mai fingurrs (adn brayne) were tew sloe.

    1. Ai wuz still wandrin rownd teh puzzlol, adn dint notiss teh tyme.

    2. Nawt atoll, TJP! Persunly, aifink it nawt dat important hoo gotted dere nawt-sekund. Teh poynt am dat we ar awl heer. Yay!!!

  8. Holey GuacaMoley!! 21 commints inna fibe minutes!!

    1. Guaca Molee??? *grabs bago’chips adn a boal*

      1. *plop* der yoo goes — hab sum holey guacsamoley …. jest be shur dat da chippers do not fall froo da holes!!

      2. pleez shaer taht wackie molie!

        1. *plop* der yoo goes — hab sum holey guacsamoley …. jest be shur dat da chippers do not fall froo da holes!!

          An bee shurz dat yoo no fallz froo da holes neeffer — wii nawt kno ware dey goez … prolly to wackie molie lan!

      3. Ooh, I lubs wacky mow lah, ai can has sum alsotooaswell? *has a hoapful*

        1. *plop* der yoo goes — hab sum holey guacsamoley ….

          See alla da warninz up Fred

          1. Omnomnom! Teh holes r teh best part!

            1. *bumps inta LK* Oppsie – sowwee der …. um…. *looks alla ober* Wear did ladykitty Goes? :shock: Oh nosez!! wen I bumpid her she felled down a hole inna da holey guaca molley!!

              *stikks hed inna da hole* HALLLLLOOOOOOOO!!! LK iz yoo inna der!!

              HALPS!!111 Niner Elebenty — we needs a guaca molley speelunkin teem!!!

              1. I hazza worreid — I no fink had CB nor AP haz scene LadyKitty … Maebee she felled inta a differt guacee moley cabitty??

        2. *passes teh boal* Watsch owt for teh holes.

          1. Yum! *dyvez in* 8O *fawls ryte fru a hoal*

            1. Sheesh! Ai gess yoo cant halp LK, tehn. *points upfred*

            2. AP!!!! Wile yoo iz down der look furr LadyKitty!! I akk sea dental lee frew her down der too!!!

              *rings Hans* Oh ware iz dat SpeeLunkin Teem!!

              1. hmmmm, thay were just heer a minit agoe…….

              2. Hay, leggo my Hans!!!
                *puts awn SpeeLunkin halmitt adn glubs, dukky tayps a flashylite to teh halmitt*
                Hoald on, LK adn AP!!!

              3. *jumps into teh hoal, den rememmers dat teh sayefty lion was not attached* :shock: HALP!!!!1!!!

              4. Frowz teh saeftee lyne…um..shud Ai hab kept wun end
                ?

              5. Oh deer — well az dey sez Ax an yoo weel receeb …

                *Gwabs a hole buncha
                yummy fudjy burfday caeks, cherry caeks wif wippy creem frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls that lite up wen they bownse, mini wind-up raysing splortscars, kandee, an faymus lolcat collectiblol cards

                an frows dem donw da GwakaMoley hole*

              6. oops — sowwee AP — I didnawt meen furr dat fudjy caek to LAN anna yer hed …

              7. *luuks up to catch teh safetee lion*
                :shock: INCOMING!!! *SPLAT SPLUT SPLOT*
                likliklik yummm! :-)
                *catches teh safetee lion, witch slips rite frew my finners* :shock: HALLLP!!!!1!!!

              8. *nom-nom* Ai nawt seez hur yet. *nom-nom*

              9. *nom-nom* Ohai der, CB. Wut u duin daon heer?

              10. Faaawwwwwllllliinn. . .*grabs AP as ai chute passed*

              11. Hey der CB — Katchify da caek too!!! An amebee wun ub doze wind-up raysing splortscars — maebeee yoo kin dribe it outta da hole….??

              12. “dribe it outta da hole. . .”
                Wiv awl dis GwakaMoley adn caek adn ovver stuffs slikkin teh rodes??? It bedder has at leest ate-weel dribe!

              13. *snerk* Otay Otay — twy deez —

                *frows sooper nubby tyres inta da hole*

              14. AAAAACCKKKK!
                *dukks, stikks owt Hans adn – itzza miraclol! – catches teh tires*
                Hay, ennybunneh gotted a Jack?

              15. No sowwee — I onlee haz dis Fred … yoo wanna da I frow him in too?

                Hoo noo der wuz sew much room inna bowl ub gwaceemolley ….

              16. *shrugs, cayk adn GwakaMoley fawls awf*
                Whut teh hay. Shoor, frow teh upFred doan, too.
                *dukks*

              17. ACH DU LIEBER.dis iz Hans. Iz U dere EM kwechun mark.

              18. LOL TM77– Yoo iz krakkin mee ups!! duz yer noo fone nawt hab any punch choo aye shuns???!!

              19. PRolly butt hkoo nozes wear.

              20. Yoo amma silley goose!! Didja gets a Manuel wiffy dat fone? Ax hims — he weel kno

              21. Manuel is tayKin a siesta fum ka a min cents aifinkso. Mai brainium awreddy lurnt 10 fingz at AT N T stooar 3day n datz mai stachootorrE limmit.

              22. Oh nose!! TM u jest maed commint nummer 69! :shock: yoo fink dat am a sine??

              23. CB!!!! Yoo maed it outta da hole!!! *goes to hugs her* um. Ifinksew yoo needs a leetol rinsee rinsee swishy swishy …

              24. *wipes caek adn GwakaMoley owt ob my ais*
                Elsa Mama! Am dat yoo? Ai thot ai was dreeming! At nawt sekund, ai was floting ober a sea ob ‘nip, adn negst fing ai gnu, ai was daon a hoal, adn it started filling up wiv noms adn splortscars adn peeps adn. . .adn. . .adn yoo was dere, adn LadyKitteh was dere adn Angel Plume was dere, adn. . .dere’s no plais liek hoam!!! :grin:

              25. Yoo hab had kwite da LOL CB. Didja see ladykitty?? Didja sabe her and AP oar arrr dey still down da whole?

              26. *nom-nom* Tayk ur tyme. *urp*

              27. wutebber yooz duz, B kaerful rownd EM wen shii maykez de “swishy rinsy” noyzez!

              28. 8O *nomz a passidj deeper intu teh gwak*

              29. psssst! AP! Whutz it worf for mii to nawt let awn ware yoo are?

              30. CB!!!!! Aiz sew GLAD yoo am Steel HEER!!! I hadda go getz mai washy washy tub!! It is da LEEEST aye kin DOO affer hanndin owt such DANJERMAUS Gwak….

                *whissols wile I werk*
                *gwabs CB and dunkee dunkee dunkee inna da lemmin wadders
                skwirtee skwirte skwirtee da labender shampooz
                rubbee rubbee rubbee ta a HYOOOJ laffer
                SKRAAAAAAAAAAAPE off bubbles to gets off alls a gwac an caek an fudjee an tyres an hole stuffs
                dunkee dunkee dunkee swishee swishee shishee

                AND REPEET!*

                Yoo doin otay der CB? huh? donut stawp? Otay

                *Fineal swishee swishee shishee in rose wadders*
                *RAPRAPRAP inna floofee towels and RIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGG owt da wadder*

                Tyme to dry and stile!!!1111

                *Plonks CB inna da chare – ties down wiffy silkee skarfs
                WHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOSSSHHHHHHH goes da noo sooper doooper blow dryer*

                Gud fing yoo wuz tied down …. dat was stwonjer dan I fought ….

                Otay wut now … *tips CB bakk uprite — titen skarffs*

                *SKWIIIRRRRTTTTTTTT hare jelli and RUBBEE RUBEE RUBBEE*

                *Komb out and twistee and clippe and ….. * Oh iz dun!!

              31. *chews frew teh skarffs, tryz to standup but fawls ober*
                *bownsybownsybownsy on teh jelleed floofeed hares*
                *reeches up adn feels spikee harey fings awl ober teh tawp ob mai hed*
                :shock: WhUT IS dIS pLaIS????

              32. Y!!! dis am da EM Empoureeum ub Hare!!!

                Wee hazz hab manee satisfactory kustomerz!!! manee manee ===

              33. See heerz da listee — dey hab formid a groop to diskuss da wunnermauss atenshuns dey gottid atta mai saloon —- eet meets twise a weekweekweek …

              34. Nd u kin saye innyfing u wantz 2 cuz izzawl nonnymuss.

              35. Ohai, Haz ennyy bunee seed mai bole uf hare remober? Waz mayd frum Gwaka molee and fudji caekz?

                I putted it rite heer last nite rite befoar ai wented tu bed.

              36. Ohai WRr. Dint rekkanyze u wiffowt yr furz. Pulluppa charz. Owr suppoart mtg izzabowt 2 B gin.

              37. *snert* Ai lubs dis plais!!! Adn yu gize!!! :grin:
                *tries a hed toss, but pile ob jelleed hares slips sidewais*
                Uh oh, heer ai goez agin!

  9. heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Doodette an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, cherry caeks wif wippy creem frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls that lite up wen they bownse, mini wind-up raysing splortscars, kandee, an faymus lolcat collectiblol cards! :D an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!

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    The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song (by Kafleen the Donkey):

    It’s yer burfday
    an dats wunnurmuss
    it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
    ebben doe deres
    uddurs sharin it
    dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!

    1. Happy burfday to ebrywun! Ai dunt spoze sumwun cud drop sum caek daon teh holey GwakaMoley hole?

    2. ohboi fudjy! happie burfdaitoo Doodette & fangyew fairee fore teh goodies!

  10. awards for sale on annibersary post…..

    1. *hyrez a gormay sheff tu mayking teh fansee sammin adn toona dishez for AS*
      *mayks shoor hims knoz tu keep drawpin mai naym wyol serbing teh yummeh fudz*

      1. lawng as he is nawt dorppin it daown teh hole in the guwkamole!

        1. boy, yu guis shur had teh fun wyle I wus at wurk!

          1. Ohai carosue!! Yoo need a warsh an style afore da partee? I hazza opinin inna Mae shedooawl.

            1. Hay dis am teh fambilly LOL, Kwit opining yer shedooawlz!!

              1. Yah, oar at leest putted up a skreen oar sumfing.

          2. Run carosue. Ai wil bwavelee distractify hurr sew run girl. Run.

            1. ROFL. Aye’ll BBL – goin da Mass am dindins wiffy my momkat – Iz been sed furr my boi Matt. Smoothies to yoo awl!!

              1. Lubs an hugs. {{{{{EM}}}}}

              2. *snerk* smoochies nawt smoothies. Tho smoothies may be puufurred

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