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  1. Consul, the Almost Human

    Navel gazing with eyes wide shut

    1. Conga sleepy splortatshush kittehz CAH — gud gud job!!!

    2. Cud B a noo lympic spoart.

      1. Nabel gazzin? Yoo gotta glaze atta yer own nabel oar atta udders?

        1. hmmm. wiL haftz ponderz dat a wylol…zzzzzzzzz

          1. Tee hee — shhez sleepoin too!! Bwing ober da Shaprie markers —

            Wot shud wii draws? A moostash??

            1. Put hur paw in a bole ub warm waters! *gigglolsnert*

      2. Add an L – noh, doant dew dat! CCC is down 4 reserbissing afturr awl de xgsytement errleeR 2day.

  2. Must…stay…awayk…zzz

    1. *gigglol* Sheez asweepz!! Git da boll un warmz wadder …. *snerk* *snork *GIGGLOL*

      SHHHhhhhhhhhh

      *stikks HK’s lill finner ina da warmz wadders*

      *wates*

      1. Wha…why iz mai bed wet?? Teh roof musta leeked.

        1. Yoo need noo jammas der HK?? *gigglol*

          1. Itz hard tu findz hippo-syze jammies, soez ai myte go wiffout. Speshully wif teh nyce cleen dry sheetz.

            1. *Sneeks in*
              *Sprays shaving cream on HK’s hand*
              *Ticklols nosey wiff a feather*
              *Gigglol-snorts*

              1. Yu guise!!!
                *gigglols*

                Cut it owt, yu guise!
                *swats away fevver, gigglols*

                Yoo just wayt, ai’ll getz yu!
                *chases Pj and EM arownd teh ruum*

              2. Tee Hee *gwabs HK’s han* Lets Skip!!! *skip skip skip*

                *twip* :oops:

              3. Oopsies! Let me halp yu up.

                *reaches for EM’s hand, fawls in a heep onna da floor*

                Hay, dat’s sum bryte green pointy endz yu gotz dere.

                *wanders off tu see if da cween has enny purple pollish*

    1. EM, we hazza thai! Shall we hit teh boo teek? Akhsully, ai cuud uze a snack. Duz tehy haz fuud at teh thai boo teek?

      1. Nebber mynd – Consul snuck in a hedd of us. Butt (!) ai still haz a hungree.

        1. Ifink sew dat der week bee lottsa fuuds — butt wii kin stills skip ober to ta bootiqu ta see what der iz ta see …

      2. Dey kin haz ennyfing u kin imaggine!!!
        Dey kin haz deh deep fried twinkeez, deh chokklit candeez, deh gummie catz, and deh drinkseez, tuu!

        *mixeez drinkz*

        *handz ebbreewun a refreshing beverage.
        *klinkee glassez!*
        Cheez!!

        1. Ai can haz nyse warm choklit chippie cuukies? Wif teh chocklit chippies still awl melty? Yummers!

          *remembers manners and offers messy plate to her Majesty and EM*

          1. Dass otay der HK … ihab sum cheezcaek … wiffy a beeg glarss ub frothy whole malk ….

            1. Adn doan furget teh pi stawl am ryte negst tu teh booteek. Enjoy!

              1. Ohai AP, dere am sum Peetsay daown teh fred.

  3. Otay!!! hoo wantz deyre pointy ends painted???

    Wii kin haz lotsa kullers — pinks and redz and blooz and greenz and burplolz — and sparklyz like u wudn’t beleeve, and eben kitty faiced decals!!!

    Step rite up!! don’t b shy!!!

    1. Oh ohohohohoh…. mee mee mee mee ….

      *tossis WeeGee bored to da syde* Weel do dat later, wen iz darkerer….

      Duz yoo hab floor ess scent limee gween???

      1. Ub corse!!
        *pulls out bottlol*
        *starts painting EMz nailz*

        1. WOW mai cween — der muss be majik inna da aire tonight — weeze boff in two pasiz atta wunce!!!

          1. Deh majik uv cheezland am amazing! :D

            1. Duz yur majesty haz enny purplol pollish? Ai needz a lawt for mai big hippo toezies.

              1. Cweenmj, duz yu duwing henna dezynz onna naylz? :D

                Roofie am spawrting hur lilac’n’buddur kullerd [flannlol] parashoot puhjammies. (Sumhao deez am venting midlyf heetwaybs whyl keepin hur warm enuf inna coaldcoald SF summur.)

    2. Ooooh, me neggst, me neggst!!

      Kin ai haz the magenta wif kitteh fasis onna fumbs? Fankyu, cween!

      1. Yu haz fumbs?

        1. As far as you know.

    3. An after KittyRoo, can I haz teh leppard wuns partway daon on this page?
      Tehy wud match wif my dress fur teh awards tumorro!

  4. *Getz owt da WeeGee bored….* Hoo wants ta hab a SayAnce????!!!!

    *Sits down wiffy da WeeGee bored and waitz furr udders to join da cirklol*

    1. *lightly putz finners on deh planchett.*
      Wut shud wii asking it?

      1. Ohhhhhhh …. *Gwabs WeeGee Bored bakk*

        Um um um um …. howz aboot seein iffin wee ax it iffn TM77 weel findee a boifren wen shee bee inna da New Hamper… ?

        1. Itz moving!!!! Am u pushing it??? I’m nawt pushing it!

          1. Iz nawt pooshin it — wot ledder iz it goion too — kin NE wun see??? Wot iz da nawt sekkond letter???

            1. Lemmee see yooze guyz! Down iN frunt! Izzee a noo hampster? A nowld hampster? a jerbil?

              1. Wot kinds WeeGee bored yoo ooze der TM77? Ders no aminols onna eet —

                Ohhh Luk da nawt sekkond letter is Z

                Z … hmmmm —

                Oh iz moobin agin!!!! Wearz it goin now!???

              2. Moar zzz. Hmmmm. himz muss B narkkoleptik!

              3. Teh neggst letter iz ‘u’…
                Sew iz sez ‘z..u…’
                z u later?
                z u in teh ufny papers?

              4. de stowwy uv tm77’s lyfe!

              5. Unless it be VLCian or Yurpean, an it be Zed U… *ponders* zed-u-ling in progress?

                Zuul, as in, there is no Dana? (growing up in teh 80s, let me show yu it)

                Zukeenee?

              6. z..u… at minnite unner teh oak tree in teh moonlite?
                Wut letter ar wii up tu?

              7. Ohhhhh…. ZULE…… Dats skarrrrrweeeee!!!

                Hoo wii gunna kallz???

              8. Fyremanz

              9. HII IZ FYRMANZ?!?!? yoo hab de wunnermustest ideeyas, EM!!!

              10. Well … Dat werked owt weigh bedder dan eggspekkted!! Conga Rats TM!!

        2. Ooo! Oooo! Yesh! Letz ax dat !

    1. *Looks askanse atta WRR* yoo keepz yer PJs on ya heer?? Iffn yoo gets nekkid yoo weel hab ta run froo da paddlol line!!!

      1. Mai Pjz am mai Burfdai soot.

        1. An atta wot burfdae did yoo gits dis soot?

          1. Mai nawt sekkund wun uf korse!!

            1. HRM….. Wt da Kon scent sus peeps — Iz wee gunna letts WRR run alla round all nekkid???

              1. Eye noze!!! *gwabs da Hunny an pores it aewl ober WRR*

                *gwabs da cweenz beeg feffer pillow, rips it opens and dumps it all ober da hunny*

                Der — now u an noawt nekkid — *gigglol* butt yoo doo lukkee like a beeg chikkin*

        2. Yu mai sleep in yur birfday soot, but taht duz nawt making it pajamas. This am a pajama partee. So go put on sum jammies!

          1. Du nawt messing wif the admin!

          2. Oh all rite. U nebber letz meh haz enny funz ;)

            1. Duz u haz deh baby-doll pjz?? u wud look berry fetching in dem.. :snerk:

      1. *Dans, Dans, Dansity dans dans dans* :grin:

        1. *dans dans shaekitteh shaekitteh dans dans*

          1. *runrunrunpounce*

            Ohai Roofie! Loooooong time no bin arownd heer! I iz berry happytail tu seeing yu!

  5. Ohai!!! aiz in may lubble purplor nyteshirt wif the stars onnit,and matching nickers! Is the cumfee fur summer sleeps.

    *Sets down gyant bowlol of poppycorms and sordid shakers of seezonings – Old Bay, cheddar, budder, toffee, eggstra salt* Plees tu halping urselved wylol we watchings the skaree moobie (Curse of the WereRabbit)

    *Settlols down wif a bowlol of Old Bay poppycorms and a ruut bier*

    1. I, um, wented shopping, coz mostly I sleep in birfday soot too. :oops: I gottid this tu wearing. ;-)

      *tayks bowl uv poppycorms, adds seezuned salt, fills glass wif OBNP pop, an settlols daon beside KR *

      1. It duz nawt oepin. gess dats a sneekee way uv stiL nawt werrin nuffink!

        1. There we go, am fiksed… I furgot a = :oops:

          1. nyce leppird jammies! We am in fur a wyld nyte!

          2. Oooo! Dat iz de wunnermustest! tortie wantz 2 kumover bai Pryzmamamama and maek biskits! Serena hazza werld klass purr unner anny surkumstances, butt! shi’ll nok us owt wif her croooodliNg!

            1. Eeezy tu du, rite nao! :lol:

              Befoar I fawl asleep at mai puter, I gonna go fur a short walk an duz sum Cory-snorglings an hed fur bed.

              Lubs yu guyz! See yu inna moarning!
              {{{{{{{{{{alla Cheezpeeps}}}}}}}}}}

              1. Nitey nite nite, PK adn awla sleapeh heds! ;)

      2. Mayk shur NO bunny wares teh flannlol!!! It am unrezzitablol to..u…sertin…peepz..

        1. * comez bakk inna flannlol lawng johnz *

          Ai gotted sum peetsay whilol Ai wuz aowt.

          1. Gud fing yoo izza Rattie dat looks likee a chikiin — flanlol iz purrfekkt furr yoo!! :mrgreen:

        2. :shock:
          I didden reed all teh way down before I put awn my flannlol bottoms (bottom… hur-hur). Oh deery, deery me. I feer dat atween teh neggly jay tawp adn teh flannlol bottoms I iz irrezzitablol to ebbrywun!! :oops:

          1. butt dats gud am it nawt?? flannlol bottoms am hot hot hot — speeshully inna da summerz …. heehee

      3. Juss in case uv fyrmenz, I iz waring teh sexy neggly jay awn top… but unnerneef, soze I can roll arown awn teh floor an poot my footies up on teh bed, I iz waring plaid flannlol sleep pants.

        Coz yoo awl wanted tu know, rite? ;)

        1. Yep yep yep — wii did wanna kno we did!!!

          1. :) Well, then.

        2. Dat am deh berry yoo neek look u got going dhere, sneezee!!! :lol:

  6. Hao kan ennywun get enny zzzzzz’s wif yoo guizez maeking sew much noyzinesses? *grumblol grumblol* hee hee weeeeeee!

    1. No goes to sleepy — kno tellin wot mite happnz too yoo den!!! *hides markerz ahind bak*

  7. Darnit, dis peep hazza sleepee.eeee.zzzzzz…… Nyte, ebberybuddy!

    1. Aifinkso I nawt far behind yu, akshully… all this parteeparteepartee am eggsossting! An tumorro iz teh parayd, an teh pool partee, an teh awards!!! Gotta be awayk!

      1. I haz got tu finish mai parade entry and I hazn’t eben started on mai swimmy suit or mai awardz. *sigh* so much tu do, so little timez.

  8. *Duz hurr guud tu seez teh partee*
    *Iz tyred ob taykin bockses owt tu teh kar an owt foar teh donayshunz*
    *Wuud lyke tu joyn in teh funz*
    Mebbe layter Cheezland. Izza bizzie thyme wen yu puttin yoar howse awna markit!!
    *Slinkz awf wif taylol between hurz legz*

    1. {{{{{{{{{‘Niser}}}}}}}}}}}}

    2. Sweet adn restflol dreems, ‘Niser !

    3. Niser — I kno dat sukkx — I bokkid upps mai haus and No wun wannid it!! Now i gotta figger owt wit to doo wiffy alla da stuffs … putt it awl bakk??? Dunno —

  9. Hmmmmm — Pebblols jest twied to googlol “yuhhhhh7fcrrgol’/” — gogglol sez der am NO hits furr dis search — wots upp wiff dat???

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