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  1. Ai dunno, wye aer u awlwaiz layt?

    1. Iz a mystree tew meh! Ohai anni!

      Aifink ai mite haz mis in turp ritid teh kapshun wen ai maid mai kommint beelow dere.

      1. Ai dunno. Nawt shore wat 2 sai bowt dis wun. Iz a gud pikchoor, Ai juss doan’t get teh capshun (ownlee got fibe owerz sleap lass nite, so nawt kwite awayk 2dai!)

        1. at furst ai fowt dey wuz lait kawse dey wuz waytin fer awl doze uvver pellykins tew git goin. wen a red it ovur ai figgered dey wuz lait tew teh beeg fishin partee….agin ;)

  2. Ahm gessin itz kawse u karnt git teh kidz tew git dere heds owt uv teh wadder an dere a**ez inn geer!

  3. Kawse u wuddnt stawp at teh innlit an arsk fer direkshuns lyke ai towld u elebentee-twelve tymes! STN!!

    1. Dass moar lieklee! Teh ownlee reezun sum mens taek wimmin wen dey dribe iz so dere iz sumwun 2 ask dierekshunz!

      1. Ai changed teh voice ov mai sat-nav tu male !!

        … coz hims seemed better at reading teh maps !!

        * runsawaitubedwivakwikness *

        1. We liek teh Englush gui cuz himz sounz lyk eh heppfall valay

  4. Cuz ai hait wurmz.

    1. ‘Sawlrite, teh urly burds tuk tehm ;)

  5. Whai aer we awlwais lait?
    Awlwais won moar fing tu du
    Babeesittahz nawt ree lie ablol
    Can nebber dee sied wut tu ware
    D…

    1. Dunno ware teh carkeez aer
      Eggspektin a fone cawl
      Frunt dore stukk
      G…

    2. Dolfins trine swim upstreem
      Elektrik eelz
      Flokks uv burdwachers
      G….

      1. Gawt kaut inna twaffic
        Hedded aowt inna wong diwekshun
        Iceessiklols hangin offa kar
        Katchin las minit zzzzz’s
        Lukkin fr mi udder shoo
        M……

        1. Missin teh “J” (Ai’ll put it heer)
          Jus won moar fing tu do
          Need tu put stuff awai
          Opinin teh dor fur teh kitteh
          Pashintlee waitin fur kitteh tu go aowt teh dor
          Q…

          1. Oooops!!1! Ai can haz a stoopie?

  6. “A strange bird is the pelican ….”

    1. hiz mouf kan howld moar….

        1. Ai meen: wee almoast sed eggzackly teh saem fing at teh saem tiem. (Nawt sure iffn “snap” iz just a tti eggspreshun).

          1. Snap! Ai lyke itz!

            Nawt shure bowt now butt *mumble-mumble* yeerz ago wen ai wuz a kidlit wee uzed tew yell “Jinx! U owe meh a coke!’

            dunt eber bememburr akshulee gittin a coke dat wai tho ;(

          2. Sayin “Snap” iz frum teh kidlets card gaem ware u say dat wen 2 matchin cards tern up 2gevver.

    2. … Its beek kan hoald moar dan its belleh kan …

      1. Wi haz TWU winners :D
        * brings a mouf-full ob fish …* Wair shud ai put theez ?? (no, yoo cant say taht :roll: )

      2. Him kan taek in hims beek…

      3. Fuud fer a week
        Hee kahn howld inn hiz beek….

        1. Butt ai dunt kno haow teh hell-e-kahn!

          1. Awgdin Nash FTW!!!

  7. Pelican bingo game has begun.

    (“Heads down”, as tehy say heer in Oz :) )

  8. Happy Moanday. Ai was wundering – when is first anniversary ov Cheezland? Izit soon?

    1. still a while yet – it’s in october, mefinks….

      1. 14th August 2012 we started :)

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