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  1. Haow dey eggspekt me 2 sleap?

    1. nAwt 2 menshun dwive dis fing!

      1. Keep it daon bakk der! :roll: Deez kabin bulkhedz ar lyke payperboard.

        1. Izz too urlee tu getz up, but tuu layt tu go bakk tu bed…orinj U sad u had meh tutored naow?

          Hedz tu NB…

          1. Ohai, ebbeewunz:

            Summwun reeleess t3h
            Brayk on t3h TARDIS so t3h
            Kitteh getz sum sleepz!

            TARDIS amz kewllurr
            dan Ennturrpryze. ‘cuz TARDIS
            haz a Sw8immeengz Pool!!

            TARDIS amz awllwayz
            beegurr awn t3h Innsyde witch
            can beez berreh weerdz!!! :D

            Jack.

    2. Congas anni, yu R teh nawt sekkund lublee ribbon in ower brayde!!

      1. Thx, ‘Niser! ‘Grats 2 u an AP azwel!

  2. Thyme tu pull intu teh neerist galaktik garaje!!

    1. Yeh, dey alwayz wants tu rotayt teh enjin podz ebrytime ai goez in fur a noyl chaynj.

      1. An den dey sez, “didja noez dat yoar flux capasitor needz a noo filter?” :roll:

  3. Sownz lyke a pan-galaktig garglol blastur.

    1. Akshully, dat sownz lyke a gud idea. *poarz*

      1. Ai’ll drink 2 dat!

        1. *poarz* Cheerz! *klink-glug-glug-blaaarrgh!* Dats gud! *wypes swet frum brow*

          1. *Wayts til rume stawps goin rowndan rownd* Yep, Ai needid dat… Aifink!

            1. *Holdz owt glarss*
              Eggstra spicee pleez!

              1. *poarz, shayks in egstra nova-blast spysez*
                Der u goez! *standz bakk*

              2. *Sipsipsip*
                Mmmmm,,,,dat iz sew… :shock: !!!!!!!!!!!
                *’Niser’s hole bodee startz tu swett*
                Shamwow pleez!!
                *Hurz eiz turn intu lazer lites*
                *Smoke comez poreing owt ob hurz eerz*
                Cawl teh fyremenz!!

              3. Fyrmenz? FYREMENZ?!?!? Cawnt mii inNN!

  4. Conga blastoff layshuns to anni adn AP adn ‘Niser awn a warpspeed brayd! :-)

    1. Fankeez, CB! :) Well, wish meh lukk.

      Taykin Sofia tu teh V-E-T tu chekkin sumfin owt.
      Sheez bin loozin furz in sertin spots adn skritchin alot.
      Hoap its nawt sumfin seerius. Bai fur nao!

      1. Ai hoapin iz juss fleez!! Guud luk!

      2. {{{{{Sofia}}}}} Best wishes, AP’s papa!

      3. Soundz like an allergy. A shot shud put fingz rite. I hadda cat hoo wuz allergic to spring. Ebbree spring him wud start lik-lik-likking himz furrz off on himz rite sholder area. One allergy shot and him wud stop deh likking and deh furrz wud grow back.

        1. Mai Miss Kitty duz dat tu but herz startz in midsummer. Sumtiems it juss goze away but sum yeers Ai haz had tu taek herz tu da V-E-T fur a steroid shot. Itz gottin soze sheh “tells” meh bai sittin awn mai lap n skratchskratches, liek “Hay hoomin, Ai’m dyin’ heer! Du sumtin!” It yushuily starts awn her neck n eer rejin.

          1. Fanks fur teh gud wishez, ebrywun.

            Doktur sez prolly juss obergroomin, mebbe kuz ob allergy, adn allergy cud be tu fleez. Papa nawt fynded menny onnus, but onleh tayks wun iffn ur allerjik.

            So she gotted a corizoan shawt tu halp wiff teh itcheez adn mebbe brayk teh syklol, adn papaz gonna gib us awl sum Advantij flee stuffs tu keepin dem awf.

            Obberwyze, shez helfy, wiff gud sleek koat, so its nawt a skin/fur prollem.

            1. Ohai, AngelPlume. Fanks for teh gud gnus update. Ai hoap fings calm down soon.

              1. My kittehs stays indoors, so imajin my surprize won day when ai saw a littul blak spek crawlin acrost Smudge’s wite fourhed. Was a flee!!! Owr v-e-t sez dey can com in teh howse on owr pant legs or eben frew teh skreens. *gibs flees ebryware teh stink eye*

              2. We hadda kitteh named Abby who got bumps and lumps all over her neck. Dr. sed she b lerjik to plastic, so we changed her fud and waddur bowl. So simplol! Dr. sed it was nawt taht unusual.

    2. Fankeez CB!! Yu wantz tu trie sum ob AP’s pan-galaktig garglol blastur?

      1. Yoo betcha! *hoalds owt glass*
        *watches as glass disintegreats* :shock:

        1. *wonders wut kinda container it am in.*

          1. Pearuntlee it was paypur. *nod nod*

        2. Oh, sawree, fergawtz tu tells yu. Glarss muss nawt be payper. Oar plastik.

          1. *faispaw* Silly meh.
            *hoalds owt plastik glarss*
            *stands bakk*

            1. :shock: Oh noes!!! Yoo sed NAWT plastik!!!
              Ai can has due ober?
              *hoalds owt staynless steel glarss* ;-)

              1. *Standz bak an poarz*
                Der. Iz guud. Nao dunn be afrayd tu drinkkit juss becawse is bloo owt tu glarsses. :wink:

              2. *Taykes sum wite owt an dabz at teh “s”*
                *Ritez inna “t” insted*

              3. :roll: it. 8O Onoez, ai sed it! 8O Ai sed it agen!

              4. Speeking ob glarsses –
                *puts awn reeding glarsses adn looks for teh fine print*
                *gets owt bigbig magnificaytor to reed it*
                *skwints*
                *shrug*
                Cheerz!!! *sip sip sip* :shock: wowzer!!!!
                *flotes up in teh aer, duzza dansdansdans adn drifts bakk daon*

              5. * grabz teh shamwow adn maeks smoke signlols frum teh smoke coming aowt uf CBz eerz. *

                A wunnur whut ai sed.

              6. *Luuks up inna skye*
                It sez pleez tu kawl in teh fyremenz!!

              7. Yay Fyremenz! YAY FYRMENZ!!!

              8. *wunners wye WRr spelled owt “Eet at Joe’s” wiff teh smoke*

              9. Woo Hoo! Fyrmenz!!!!
                *tries to smoov owt frizzled hares*

              10. wii musst luuk owr best…likks furr…floofs tayle….

          2. ai finkso cannawt maik glarss frum paypur oar plassikz. iz da roolz ub kemistree. Can maik “drinkee cawntaynur ” wif dem oanlee but it nawt wurkz wif da “strawngggg drinkeez” Beddur just pas arown da boddul maiked frum tytanyum.

  5. Cheep after markit d’lithium cristals! We needs a gnu supplier.

    1. CHEWWY!!!!!! Nawt dat wun, dee uvver wun!!! [Han Solo]

  6. Wot duz teh noyz sownd liek ??

    Ahooga Ahooga Ahooga
    Bawkkkkkk Bawkkkkkkk Bawkkkkkk
    Clang Clang
    D..

    1. ♫♪ Ding dong ♫♪
      Eeeeeeeee
      Floosh
      Garglglgl
      H…

      1. Hummmmmm,
        Irrrrrrrr,
        Jangle,
        KlangKlang.
        L…

        1. LoompaLoompaLoompa
          Mmmmrrrowwwww!!
          Nyuk-nyuk
          O…

          1. Oooom ooooom oooom
            Putt-putt-putt-putt-putt
            Qwak qwak qwak qwak
            Ruuuuuuuuummmm
            S…

            1. SSssssss Shhhh SSssssss Shhhh
              Tutt TANG Tutt TANG
              Uh OH
              V..

              1. Vashooooom
                Wobbita wobbita wobbita
                X…

              2. Xhyp Xhyp
                Yooo goanna larf
                Zeeeeee-ip (teh door closing saond)

              3. :shock: Aieeeeee!
                *terns teh volyoom down wifakwikness* :-)

              4. We mayd it twies! Adn nuffin blue up (as far as ai noes ;-) )

  7. Scureeeeech Scurrrreeeech Scuuurrrreech
    Twoing Twoing Twoing
    Ubgh Ubguhh Uggbuguhhh
    V…

    1. VRROOOOOMM!!
      W…

      1. Wobbita wobbita wobbita
        Xhooooosh
        YeeeeeHaaawwww!!!
        Zut zut zut zut zut zuh zuh zuh zzzzz

  8. The “spaceship” was a cop car running behind Meris’s ambulance as they went code three to some call. She took the photo through the back window of the ambulance by turning around in the passenger seat in the front of the truck!!!

    1. Wel, it CUD hab bin a spaceship ;)
      Thx, Maryh :D

  9. Bee berree kaeyrphul dayut waiyul awn dys spaeys shyp wehn dey izz goeun iyun tew laiyut sapeeyd dayut yew duzznt fawl daown adn bereyk yoer brezeubracator.

    Maeyk sheur yew izz inna foers feeyld sew yew kuddnt fawl daown, deh aion drybe wud peut sum lawrjj peryssheur awn yew wehnniyut kykkz awff tew goez fayusteur dayun laiyut, yew kud goe tew ae stawr dayutz TEYN laiyut yeerz aewae.

    Iyuff yew wud stae ae weeyuk, kum bayuk awl ayut fayusteur dayun laiyut sapeeydz, wehn yew gawt hoem yew wud fayund aout dayut yew habs byn gawn foar ayut leeyst TWENNEE oar moar yeerz!!

    Pee Ess, dayut nois izzda yewkneeveurss slyppn bai teh shypp whyl iyun Ion drybe!!

    1. Ai duzzunt want a borked brezeubracator! Yoo noes hao hard it is to find parts?
      Disk lamer: ABT am a purfesshunall. Do nawt try dis at hoam.

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