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  1. cheesuz twice! itz a lion!

        1. fankeez!
          *flingz awf roeb adn goez streekn aot ehgen*
          WWHHHHHH
          *stawpz tu pull masque ova bf’z eeyz*
          HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Congrats awn ur solow, catena!

        1. Daz mah goggieh!!!! hez iz showen yoo himz “Happeee Faze”.. :-D

          1. Woot!! Conga ratz, damommza! wut a kyootee!

          2. Bruno luks liek heez a real sweetie (an veery calmz)… :)

  2. Muss be a trikk, den!

  3. Tew repai u Ai haz lef a trik inn ur shoo.

  4. heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to CrazyOldLady, Nightshayde, Moocat1, Whiteeepearl, florataur an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, red velvit caeks wif fluffy creemcheez frosting, iskreem, fizzy frooty party hats, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif glo in teh dark bownsy balls taht look like jakk o lanterns, mini wind-up dansing skelingtons, kandee, an fuzzy werewuff stikkers wif googly eyes! :D an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!

    ———–¤¤¤жжж٭٭***٭٭жж椤¤жжж٭٭***٭٭жж椤¤жжж٭٭***٭٭жж椤¤

    The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song (by Kafleen the Donkey):

    It’s yer burfday
    an dats wunnurmuss
    it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
    ebben doe deres
    uddurs sharin it
    dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!

    an stay toona’d for teh live-akshun trol-hed crocay game starting rite after dis! :D

    1. Happi birfdai awl teh birfdai peeplz!
      Ai’ll be bakk 2 plai affer Ai get mai dinner!

      1. Happpppeee Birfdaeeeee tu awl teh cheezpeeps!

  5. hai-dee-ho evreewun, heers teh burfday fairy to host owr speshul Halolween live-akshun trol-hed crokay game!! (note: dis iz nawt “live trol-hed crokay” wich wuld be weerd becawz if teh trol-heds were live tehy wuld still being attached to teh troll bodeez wich wuld make tehm not rolling so gud. dis iz teh wuden balls paynted to luking liek trol heds!)

    furst ob all, plz to seleckting yor ball, akkording to colur an teh kind ob trol yoo most wants to wakking on teh hed (fanks to teh P=K trol taxonomnomnomony, an thoze hoo also contribyootingd to it):

    trollus artificius, aka the “photoshopped” troll – bloo

    trollus custodius, aka the caretroll – green

    trollus fatuus, aka the “you talk stupid” troll – yello

    trollus nihilectus, aka the “neber reeds commints” troll

    oar “drive-by” troll – orinj

    trollus notafelis, aka the “nawt a lolcat” troll – red

    trollus precognius, aka the “seen it alreddy” troll – purplol

    trollus primus, aka the “first!” troll – pink

    trollus rongnomus, aka the identification troll – brown

    trollus tedius, aka the “nawt funny” troll – wite

    to playing is simple: yoo *wakk* yor ball – o (to bolding yor ballz, put <b>o</b>) teh ball rolls: . . . . . . …. (az far az yoo wants… ooh… dots). it kan hitting anovver ball owt ob teh way: . . . . …oo.. . . . ..

    yoo needs to go throo liddle wire hoops (burfday fairy knowz how to playing crokay but not knowz the tekniklol terms) #1,2,3,4, hit teh post,5,6,7,8, hit teh final post.

    teh furst wun to finish will receeve a complete set ob Trol Taxonomnomnomony sereez Troll Boblolhed dolls!! all ovver hoo finish will receeve wun ob tehms choyse ob trol taxonomnomnomony boblolhed dolls.

    chooze yor ball an let teh game begin!! :D

    1. ooh, my bolding intrukshuns did nawt show up.
      iz: left-pointy fing over teh comma b right poynty fing over teh period o left poynty fing over teh comma slash (nder teh qwestions mark) b right poynty fing over teh period. no spaces between fings.

      or just see dis:
      http://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/bold-italicz-adn-uzzer-html-stuffz/

        1. Yoo da awesum grammpy ….

          Ifinksew dat eye weel jest wach da games an beez a cheerleeder. I onlee hab mii eyefone toodae an Iz da pleh furr postin. Asides ifn aye benz ober ta hits da Ded Hed awl da kittehz will falls outta my kitteh twee hat!

    2. *WHACK*……………………….
      You people are weird! Do you still play that stupid troll head croquet game?

      1. *tayks a green cayr-troll bawl*

        *WHAK* …… …… …… … … … … .. .. .. .. o , , , , , ∩
        Oh deer dats a danjermus fing fur kittehs tu duz! Hao krool ar u pplz tu laffing at dis?!

        1. Ohai, BurfdayFairy! Aiz glad yoo set teh record strait abowt teh heads nawt bean connekted adn awl.
          *Tayks a brown ball*
          *WHAK* ……………………….∩
          “Dat am nawt a red-eyed platypus, adn ai shud noes – ai am eggspurt!”

          1. *WHAK*…… …… …… ∩ …… … … … … o , , , , , , , , , ∩
            Akk! Plz tu nawt gibben teh kittehs choklitt! Its poyzin! Poyzin ai sez!

            1. *WHAK* ……………………….∩
              “Dat’s nawt funneh!”

              1. Adn ai noes funneh! Ai am eggspurt on taht, too!

              2. *WHAK*…… …… ∩ …… …… … … … … … ∩o| :)
                Teh plastik bag handlolz can stranglolify teh kitteh! U horriblol pplz!

              3. [gives AP the orange ball coz she did nawt read teh cawmint that sed yew hab to go through four hoops before your get tew the post]

                cheetah ;-)

              4. Whut? :? *kownts teh hoops* Wun, tuu, foar, seben, elebenty!

              5. Um, whut poast izzai at?

              6. Mebbe nawt matturs?
                WHAK!
                “Wehn ai tellifys yoo to shut upp, yoo needs to shut upp!”
                :-(

              7. *WHAK* ……….∩……….∩……….∩…….
                “Don’t you people have other things to do? Is making comments all you do?”

    3. oooh, i wanna tri wun
      …………………………………….. o …………..
      oooh, do not talk like idiots….
      wow, look at it go…….

      1. ……………………….……*WHACK*…………...
        Someone should publish a list of troll types for all the trollish comments you croquet players are making.

    4. *runs in and grabs a bloo ball*

      *WHACK*
      ……………………………………………………. ∩ ………….o…………………………….∩

      Can’t you illiterate morons see that this is photoshopped?

      1. ……………………….……………….*WHACK*..………..
        You know what? It would be nice if the admins showed up around here once in a while. It would probably go a long way toward showing that they care about what’s going on and support this community.

        1. *throws dirty look at NC’s orinj ball*
          *aims bloo ball towards it*

          ……………………………………………………. ………….o …………

          (we nowhair neer teh wikkid fings ennymoar, oops :oops: )

          1. Why do you people never listen to me? I’m a certified aerobics instructor, after all!!! This pic is photoshopped! And that makes it not funny! And the original picture had a situation that was dangerous to the… that’s not a cat, that’s a blue-footed red-tailed whosamacallit, but you’ve got it credited as a red-footed blue-tailed one!!! You people talk like uneducated idiots!! What is wrong with all of you???????

            (miksing trolls can has danjermus results!!!!)

            1. :eek: Shii’s gunna blow any minnit.

              Runaway! Runaway!
              :idea:
              [evakyooyates cheezpeeps tew uh saif disdans]
              [tosses microwaved soop can at trollajerie]
              *boom* *BOOM*
              [the multifarious thing goze zooming across teh field like uh cannonbawl]
              [adn crashes intew uh howse in teh nearby neyborhood]
              :oops:
              I lurnd dat awn Mythbusters. :-| *shrugs*

              1. So . . . busted? Or nawt?

              2. Eben teh miffbusters neber had the nerve to try microwaved soop!!!!!!!!!! Sum fings eben they hazza skared of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                (peeps who may miss teh refrinse: was a soop incident menny moons ago on DOP involving, I beleev, DaveCanHasDrTinycat an a can of soop an a microwave an BOOOM)

  6. Ummmm…otay….ai nawt kwite shur ob teh crokay course, but ai’ll take a whack at it…

    *self-snerk*

    In honor ob teh doggies, can ai hits teh red ball?

    *whack!* o ………………………………………………………………………………………..

    1. Forgot troll squeek:

      Ai fot dis wuz Lol CATS wai wii habs to see otter fings ai comes heer to see cats…

      O wise NC adn AP — hao yoo makes teh hoop fingie? Mai game nawt go so well rite nao…

      ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
      …………………………………………………………………….. (ai hit teh troll had kinda hard, aifinkso, still rollin’)

      1. Ai yoozd an Alt-karactur… alt-239. (push alt, type 239 on teh numeric pad, releese alt)

          1. Fankees to bof!

            …………………………………………………… ∩

            ai is amost dere!

            1. …………..*WHACK*…………..……
              I wonder if that birthday fairy character is going to show up.

              1. …………….∩…∩….o

                Yoor rong abowt wut kind ob cat dat is..is nawt eben reely a cat, is a weasel.. ai onlee wanna see cats!

  7. Spookytayle Halloween cheezpeeps :D

  8. Ahem…pleese look after yowr kittehs tonite. Ai has a song fer kitteh protekshun.

    1. The Smudgie Can (Halloween vershun)

      Who can take a monster
      (Who can take a monster)
      Bring him to his knees
      (Bring him to his knees)
      Enviserate the bully and strip out his arteries

      The Smudgie can
      (The Smudgie can)
      The Smudgie Cat can
      (The Smudgie Cat can)
      The Smudgie Cat can cause she watches all her friends and makes them safe from the world

      Who can take a human
      (Who can take a human)
      Who be nasty to us cats
      (Nasty to us cats)
      Remove his small intestines in 30 seconds flat

      The Smudgie can
      (The Smudgie can)
      The Smudgie Cat can
      (The Smudgie Cat can)
      The Smudgie Cat can cause she watches all her friends and makes them safe from the world

      The Smudgie Cat breaks
      Anyone who makes
      Threats to kittehs, bad and vicious
      If threatening kittehs is your wishes
      You’ll be sleeping with the fishes

      Who can take a human
      (Who can take a human)
      Hurting cats on Halloween
      (Cats on Halloween)
      And serve him up his liver and puree his only spleen

      The Smudgie can
      (The Smudgie can)
      The Smudgie Cat can
      (The Smudgie Cat can)
      The Smudgie Cat can cause she watches all her friends and makes them safe from the world

      The Smudgie Cat can cause she watches all her friends and makes them safe from the world

      Tanks you – haz a very very safe Halloween

      AS
      XXX

      1. WOW … Da Smudgie Cat reelee kan!

      2. *taykes a fyoo steps bakk*

        whoop whoop!
        *clappity clap*

        1. :shock:

          Smudgie can tells who is frendli adn hoo am nawt, rite? Eben wif doggies?

          *hides behind Gumbiekat*

          *clappitywoofclappitywoofclappitywoof*

          1. *mayks a noat nawt tu pissin awf teh “adorablol” wun*

      3. Smudgie, aifinkso dat iz teh moast brillyunt sawng ai habs eber herd!
        *clappity clappity clappity*

      4. *clapppittyclapclapclapclap…wisslolz..stawmpz feetz….litez a picklol…burnz hanz…*
        WHUT??? Itza Bick, aint it????

        1. Tanks everewun. Ai hopes yew awl has a good and safe Halloween.

      5. Messy, butt(!) effektib!!! Wo0t!!!

      6. mai midnite kitteh sez fank you adm izstayin owt ob site!

    1. Ai lubs it!!

    2. i sekond teh nommminashun!

      1. Ai firdit! Sew glad taht Hugh G. am otay aftur Sandy hitted!!! (He wuz apparuntlee in a shelturred areya munching kelp kruncheez!)

        1. Eggsalad costyoom! Habs mai vote!

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