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  1. …and obviously batteries nawt inkloodid.

    1. [luuks foar wind awp key]
      *crank* *crank* *crank*

      1. *BOING*
        :oops: Oops. I wownd it tew tite.

        1. Tihs one luks borked !! * luks akyoozingly at NC *

      2. Hoo yu cawling a crank?

        1. Oh! :shock: Um…nawt yew, no…um…teh ol’ man across teh street dat yells at yew in hiz bawkser shorts tew git orf hiz lawn…um…yeah…dat’s hoo.

          *runsawaywifuhkwikness* :-P

  2. Ohai, ebbeewunz:

    Bennddee Kitteh amz
    in ‘Dallee Moad’. Wun stepz passtdz
    t3h rayr ‘Melltz Daown Moad’!

    Bennddee Kitteh goez
    2 Grayt Lengffz 2 proobz weerdness
    ubz ‘Pleh!’ Grabbittee!!

    Benddee Kitteh moobz
    sloawwurr dan Lizzurd In A
    Rawk 2 getz reezultz!!! :-)

    Jack.

    1. *snerk*

      Slo-mo kitteh. :-)

      [heerz Six Millyun Munies Man theme in hed]

      1. *heerz teh CHONGA-chonga-chonga sownd effekt in hedd* :roll:

        1. [Finks ob heering adn heerz the dooot-dooot-dooot sownd]

      2. Ohai, native… Kewl Avatar!

        Bennddee Kitteh habz
        Seekritt. Himz bawdee’z maydz ubz
        Soopah Sleenkee Boanz!

        Wenz Bennddee Kitteh
        leepz daowm. Himz bawddee amz Grayt
        Beeg Shawk Abbsoarburr!!

        http://jimcaldwell.wordpress.com/2012/09/29/awesome-hd-slinky-slow-mo-does-gravity-really-work-like-we-think-it-does/

        Bennddee Kitteh canz
        strrrrrrretch awllmost 4 foarebburr
        2 catch Sunnee Spawtz!!! :-)

        Jack.

        1. Freaky. :-?

          So, if yew hold bennddee kitteh awp by teh frunt paws an den let go,
          den hurr rear paws won’t moob until…
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          shii flips ober and rowndhowse kicks yew foar drawping hur frum ohai awp.

          1. Ohai, native:

            Ebbeewunz 4getz
            Kitteh’z Tayl andz Wisskurrz. Dat
            helpz Kitteh spinz ‘rowndz!

            Kitteh’z Tayl helpz tell
            Kitteh wayr Ryte Syde Up iz wenz
            Kitteh amz fawlleengz!!

            Kitteh’z Wisskurrz helpz
            2. Awllso tellz Windz Durrekkshunn
            az Kitteh twisstz ‘rowndz!!

            Kitteh will landz awn
            himz frunt pawz nawt sekkundz andz
            den yooz himz hyndz pawz!!! :-)

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA2Y1bYkqiM

            Jack.

            1. Jakk Deff, ur Syinss Reff. ;) Hoo knoo? :)

          2. Sownz lyke dat zit inna nutshell..*nods* uh huh..yup…

  3. I fink dwhut is required iz re-azsemblee, nawt azemble. Don’t ferget to includez teh purr.

    1. Az lawng az it’s nawt dis-azsemble. :eek:

      Johnny five alive!

  4. Bendy kitteh is bendy…

  5. …an Floof kitteh iz floofy…

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