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  1. It wuz teh dark adn skaree nite?

    1. WRr an Robin gets teh ty! on dis dark an stormie nite :shock:

  2. 1. It wuz a Dark an Stormy Nite. Teh wind howled throo teh trees, teh windows rattoled wif a feerse, teh rayn raynd down. Inside teh howse, teh lites wuz owt! Then frum inside teh clozzit, camed a lite frum under teh clozzit door…

    1. Eben wifowt fumbs, teh kitteh haz lurnd to turn awn teh flashlite! At leest, dat wuz teh fond hope. Teh onli wai to kno four shur was to….

      1. 3. …opin teh clozit door. Unforchunatleh, dat seemd tu rekwyre fumbz tuu.

        1. 4. . .So kitteh hooked his paw unner teh doar adn jigglol jigglolled it until *POP* it opened. Kitteh took a deep breff to calm hisseff adn peeked inside . . .

          1. 5…a paw appeers frum teh shadoez adn *tap tap taps* CB awn teh showldur…

              1. 7. Ohai der. Glad u cud joyning me unner heer. Ai wuz gettin hongree…

              2. 8. My pleshoor. Heer, ai has sum treets, just be cayrful wif teh sammin, mite be left ober from teh last lol. ;-)

              3. Waytaminnit! Yoo was gettin hongree, adn nao yor glad aiz heer?!? *puts too adn too togevver* :shock: Yoo wudunt by any chanss be a zombee, wud yoo? *nerbus gigglol*

              4. 9. Heh-heh-heh. Meh? Zombee? No, nawt a zombee.
                Ai nawt limits maiseff tu teh braynz. Ai wants awl ob u!!

              5. 10. :eek: *Rolls into a bawl adn eggstends poynty ends in awl direkshuns. . .*

              6. 11. Hmmm, aifink ai can fynding an eeziur meel elswayr.
                *sawnturz awf wiffasinistur tu teh gest ruum in teh bakk*

              7. 12. *creeeeeeek* *sinister fink opens the gest rum door*
                *starts ta slither unner da bed den…*
                FLASH FLASH FLASH. lit bulbs flashy flash ebereeware az a platoona ub kitteh sinister fink hunterz rekord ebidance ub da finks egghistence …

              8. 13. frum teh pix0r, iz hard to tell – iz taht a noze? or a eer? or a tentaclol? an how many feets duz taht fing gots anyway?!?!? :shock:

              9. 14. Hrm.. Lukkinat deez pixorz it luks likee dat sinister fink dat wanted ta eet CB haz elebenty leggies (yuP eers free in dis pix an fibe in dis wun an too ober heers an wun more Iz 11); twee ayes. Wun inna sets leff nostrlol.
                Mmmmmm … *squintee* wuz dat??? Oh … A beeg wart onna himz…

              10. 15. Wate …!! Datz naught a aye inna dat nostrlol it’s a *turnz pixiz sideewaez*. EEEEWWWWWW!

              11. Littlol did dey knoz, wyol dey wuz luukin at teh pikshoorz…

              12. Teh pix0rs wuz lukin bakk at them!! :shock:

                Theez wuz nawt any ordinary pix0rs, they wuz…

              13. 18. Zombee pix0rz!! Da pixor mauf opens wideer an starts ta suk onna ….

        2. 5 it wuz dark even wif the flashlite…shados and creepy tings… den in the corner
          there wuz a skitter and a FLOOSH

          1. Teh plumbing in dese oald bildings is so noizy.

            1. IZ NAWT TEH PLUMBIN…

              1. 8. IT IZ AI, teh grayt *FLOOSH* horriblol *FLOOSH* fing dat…

              2. 9. Hawntz *FLOOSH* yor dreems . . .

              3. OMCC savs me, the grat FLOOSH is …AAAAKKKKK

              4. 10. Teh gyunt *FLOOSH* Stay-Puf Marshmalo Man!! *FLOOSH*
                (dats teh sownd mai skwishy-fuuts mayk as ai tromplol ur city)

              5. 11. Ai gots gramm krakkers adn chawklit skwares dat’ll tayk cayr ob yoo!

              6. HA u iz dun 4

              7. sorreez i laffin 2 hard….

              8. *bilds a giant bomfire an gets a reeeeeelllly big stik*

              9. *FLOOSHY-FLOOSH* JyuntMMM pawzez… in feer?

              10. MMM kries owt oh da marshy mallowooo tee!!! Y oh y yoo wanna cookify mee ??!!!!?? I neber FLOOSH”ed yoo

              11. Well, ai wuz gonna (hims sed), but nawt gotted dat far…

    2. It wazzant just enny lite, it had a straynj kwality, liek teh forgotten cheez in teh bak ob teh fridj. . .

      1. 3. Fuzzy, and wiff a straynj yet allooring odur. Prolly bin sittin in storidj tuu lawng.
        Ennywayz, wuns it wuz turnded awn…

        1. 4. It revealed a smawl shayp huddloled in teh coarner . . . Kitteh crept cloaser, reeched owt a paw, adn . . .

          1. 5. gawt slobbur awl ober az teh goggie jumped up adn likked Kitteh.

            ‘Oh Ai em so happytayl to see sumbunnee, eben a kitteh!’…

            1. 6. Ai was sleepin by teh fire wehn a straynj creechure grabbed me adn . . .

              1. 7. petted mai furrz teh rong wai!!!…

              2. 8. 8O Teh horrur! Whut sort ob kreechur wud duing such a fing?
                Den ai luukded kloasur, adn mai hart skippded a beet (or tuu)…

              3. 9. Kuz teh goggie had teh kitteh flee shampoo bottlol awn himz kollur. Ai turned tu runawaiwifakwiknuss, butt it wuz too layte. Teh klossit dore wuz slammed shut wif a BANG!…

              4. An i wuz trappd in teh clozzit!! Wif teh goggie!!! An the bottlol ob flee shampoo!!!! An then, az if fings wuznt alreddy bad enuff…

              5. … teh shampoo bottlol opind up adn spilld …

              6. elebentee millyun fleese!!! awl ober teh clozzit!!

              7. at leest they wuz cleen fleez! but that nawt made much diffrense wen they started to…

              8. … slip adn skwirm in teh spillded shampooz,
                wiff littlol tynee skreemz ob fleeish agoneez …

            2. 6. *akk … pleh … pfooee!* Whut u duin der? Adn wye u so happytayl… ?

        2. 4. an i seed teh fuzzy yet odd lite seeping owt frum behind the clozzit door, i gnu i had to gno wut wuz in ther. I reeched owt my paw to open teh door, then all ob a suddin…

          1. 5. … ai hurd teh moast spyne-tinglolling sownd ai ebber hurd frum in der…

            1. 6. Eben wurst dan wehn teh hoomin steps on teh scale fing!

              1. OMCC!! A fishee? :shock:

              2. 8. Yeff, a horriblol gurrglolling-blurblolling skwishy-dying sownd…

              3. oh noes ai seez a giant tub ov WATERZ and in it iz giant FISHEEZ. Orang and white and Orang and spotted, and every color! HAO did dey git dere!

              4. 10. Ai dunno, but ai knoz hao tu mayk dem disumpeer… ;)

              5. Waddurz adn flee shampuu? ^ Dis nawt gunna end well foar teh kitteh aifinkso…

                * grabz sum pawpcorms adn teh kreme soda,
                getz cumfee awn davin’sport tu wach *

                Ai wunnur whut happunz neggst.

              6. Teh horriblol burbbly sownd turnd owt tu be…

                A land shark oktopus! Wiff slymee legzez!
                Adn it wuz reechin foar meh wiff awlla its rigglolly armz!

                *wunderz iffn dey shud be cawld armz or legz*

                Wuteber dey wuz, dey wuz awl tryin tu grabbify meh!

              7. Teh land oktupuss sez, Ohai AP ai bee Abbnur, mai mawm adn yer dad settud us up awn dis dayt tunite.

                Wunna kuddlol awn teh sleepur sofa?

              8. 8O Ai wuz, unkarikturistiklolly, speechless …

              9. Abbnur takes da sillants as AP enfusteeastil assent an *grabgrabgrab wiff awl armies an leggies an SSSSMMMOOOOCHHHH rite onna AP’s …*

              10. ai’m nawt goin dere…

              11. Ub corse ur nawt going der robyn, dey haz teh door closed.

              12. Abnurr sez … Hush Mae petet smoochikinz ..: aye arrr jest goin to da baffrum. I bees rite bak! Dough knot gropes noware

              13. *deployz poyntee-endz intu teh karpit*
                *pullz wiff awl mai strenff tu moobin forwurd*
                *gaynz a fyoo inchez, strechez owt pawz*
                *deployz pontee-endz, pullz agen, repeets wiffaweekness*
                *manidjez tu getting tu teh front-ruum*
                *week voyss* sayb meh … sumwun … sayb meh…

              14. Jermon shepgoggie frum nexx fred hopsinna himz thyme masheen.

                Oh lukkid dis pour babbeh kitteh!!!

                *likliklik wif barfed gushifud breff*. Hmmm owt kold…
                *skoopz AP ups inna himz barf retina mouf an trots off*

              15. *sigh* Ai spoz it kudda bin wurser.

  3. Wun lyte tu skayr dem awl, wun lyte tu fynd dem
    Wun lyte tu ghool dem awl adn in teh darkness bynd dem

    1. yesssss…mai precioussssss…

      1. On teh streets ob Cheezland, wayr teh shadoez lye…

        1. wakawaka !
          (seldom used)
          but in a pinch
          mite mean…u must choose……

          1. Free lytes fur teh ElbinKingz undur teh sky
            Seben fur teh DwarfinLordz in der hawlz ob stoan
            Nyne fur teh SillehHyoominz doomd tu dye
            Wun fur teh Kitteh on hims dark froan

            In teh land ob cheezez wayr teh shadoez lye

            Chooz well. :twisted: Chooz well indeed.

  4. Ai fowndid teh flashee lite, adn it WURKS!!

    *THUMP THUMP THUD*

    Owwch!! stoopee bowlee bawl!!

    * rattlol rattlol *

    Sumwun kan opin teh door plz?!

    1. SQUEEEEEKKKKK???

        1. Whut U doing in dat bowlee bawl bag?

          1. Um, sumfin ebil. Nawt ur bizniss. Plz tu carrying awn…

  5. This ae nighte, this ae nighte
    Every nighte and alle,
    Fire and fleet and candle-lighte
    Adn CC receive thy saule

    :shock: (is beri scary medieval song..)

    1. oooooo … sownz lyke it need a beri skayreh mideeblol aksent.

      1. “T3h Dawrk andz Stoarmee
        Nyte cawntinnyood, undauntedz bye
        t3h wawnneengz flashlyte

        cuddilldz in t3h pawz ub t3h
        curree~uss Midnyte Kitteh
        nayndz ‘Cassandra, t3h

        Dusst Bunneh Killurr’;
        welldz knownedz t3h Keengdum
        4 hurz effurrtless

        wayz ubz ‘T3h Pownss’
        andz ‘Swott wiff Poyntee Endz’ dat
        eezilee droodz Bludd,

        buts diss ‘Feeng’ inz t3h deep
        velvettee Klawzitt wuz nawt
        summfeeng Cassandra

        ekkspekktedz; insteddz
        itz wuz Cween Emm Jay nommeengz
        a plump Cheezburgr!”!!! :D

        Jack.

        1. CB breeves a sigh ob releef, terns arownd adn sees . . .

          1. Teh fing dat mayd teh
            Cheezburger for owr royul…
            Teh Blakk Chef ob Defffff

          2. “A flash ubz Lyteneengz
            dat reebeeldz a dessolaitt
            landskayp andz a Moat

            lawng 4gawtten, witch
            maydz Cassandra wawntz 2 stayz
            Inndoarz az hurz clymbdz

            t3h sirrkoolur stoan
            stayrz wiff CB cloass beehyndz
            seekz owt moar klooz!”!!! :D

            Jack.

  6. :lol: OMCC yoo guize! Ai has to get sum sleep. Has fun!
    *poof*

  7. Hoo wants sum candees? :D
    *hands owt snikkrs bars an skittlols*

    1. Fank U, lm, haz sum pawpcorms?

      * howlds aowt bole uf pawpcorms *

      1. *grabs sum poppykormz* Ai has sum penutbuddur kupz. *munchkrunch* Want sum?

        1. Luukzat teh penutbudder kupz wiff hoapful aiz. Ai haz minicher sordid chonklit barz….hep yuseffs.

          1. *traydz gm wun penutbuddurkup fur a chonklit bar*
            *munchez poppykormz as teh full moon ryzez hyer*

            1. *skoochiz ober besyde WRr an awfurs chonklit bar bag (awl teh wylol gibbin teh herry ai bawt tu te poppycorm bole)*

              1. Ohai!! Heer aye haz Dots kandee!! *dumpz da Dots inna da poppykormz bukkit*

              2. Ai haz jellee beens to share if u wantz! bringz bowl of blakk and oranj jellee beens…

              3. :) Ai lykes teh blakk wunz! *nom-nom-nom* Fnngkwoo!

              4. we is needing sumpfing helfy tu washing daon awl dis shoogar, aifinkso!
                *weelzin teh sordid beveridj cart, feechering mikleeshaykz (awl flayburz), chonklit mewk, fizzy pop an lemmingade*

              5. Eye haz elebenty hunreds uf Shugar Baybees – hoo whil trayde me fur sum choklits?

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