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  1. Heez disgizing hims identity ;)

    1. Congrats, PB!
      In Skottishland dey cawl Trikk oar treet ‘Guising’

      1. Nawt, “Stand nd Delibber” ?? ** …yoo Ingerlish sassanach :roll: **
        Thx Anni ;)

        1. In Lundun it tendz 2 bee “dimandin munnee wiv menassiz”

          1. dat seemz nawt rite, ai neber heerd uv arskin fer munnee eggsept fer teh kidz dat trik er treet fer UNICEF

            1. ai did dat a cupple uv tymes azza kidlit an wuz mai seester mad wen mai parints maid hurr shair hurr kandee wif meh afferwardz :)

            2. Teh littlol kidlets aer OK wiv candee – it iz teh teenayjerz hoo cawze teh trubblol. Shops aer tawld nawt 2 sell eggz oar flowr 2 chillun in teh daiz b4 Halloloween.

              1. It’z nawt taht big heer butt(!) teh shops try tu poosh it !! Ive nebber had enniwun nokking awn teh door … sew if ai duzzint hab lollies am I spoased tu do a trick oar am tehy ?? Ive nebber unnerstud taht part !!

                Ai tihnk littlol wuns go arownd wiv tehir parental units tu teh homes of ackshol fambilie frenz oar tehy hav an address list frum skool or sumfing !!

                Wi haz a wawm nite nao in Melburn so lawts of yung teenagers wandring teh streats !!
                * Older wuns shud bee studying faw final ohai-skool exams, aifinkso ;) *

              2. Aifink u hab 2 gib dem sum sort uv treet oar dey plai a trikk awn u – yoost 2 be dat teh kidlets did a ‘turn’ in eggchaynj fur a riward.

              3. Ai wud setllol faw tehm mowing mai lawn … ;)

              4. Wel, rownd heer u giv a treet er u git a trik! Ai lib inna mobile hoam park wif mennee mennee hoams an nawt ownlee kidz frum teh park kome rownd but fowks frum awl ober town drawp dere kidz awf kawse dat wai dey iz inna kontaind areea an awf teh main rodes. Maiks sens ai gess but alzo maiks fer an awful lawt uv kidz.

              5. ai buyz ownlee a specifik amount uf kandee, uzulee teh lil wunz kome rownd az soon az trik er treet startz (iz ownlee sertin howers heer an teh fire wissle blows tew start an end it) sew az gits tew see an treet dem, den soon az ai run owt uv kandee owt goez teh lite!

              6. Taht saons moor dissiplined :)

              7. But but but wat if dey wantz tu bayk a caek??

          2. Ai saw yoo sed yoov stuk a sine up sew ai hoap thoas narsty hoololigans keep away, Anni :(

            1. Yep – iz awlreddee awn teh windo uv teh frunt dore! Moast uv dem rispekt it.

        2. “stan an deliber for ai am your bold deeseever”

          1. deres wiskee in teh jar!

            grate sawng!

            1. tho, judjin frum Gunner’s snooziness maibee dere wuz wiskee inna dawg bowl ;)

              1. gud to seeing you bf. Awl okay wiv teh storminiss and all?

              2. yesh fanks! wee gawt awai mush moar litely dan eggspektd, fank CC.
                Deed u git anee uv dat krazy sno inn ur areea?

              3. mai mahm an ai spent Moanday atta hotel, dere iz mennee owld treez rownd ware shee livs an ai hadda wurried. hurr plaise maid owt otay butt wen wee kaim bak dere wuz treez daown awn 2 uvver hoams an awn wun kar jus inn teh areea ware shee livs sew aifink it wuz fer teh best dat ai got hurr owt uv dere, jus inn kaise.

              4. Odlee enuff, izza beeg, nashunal chayne type hotel an yit dey dunt haz a restrunt er eben kawfee shawp. Sew ai went owt tew git uz sum fuuds fer supper afore teh powerz wen awf. Ai amma beeg gal an stil teh wind neerlee tuuk meh awf mai feetz, wuz skayree :eek:

              1. dat am a grate wun! ai alzo luv Thin Lizzy’s vershun

              2. Saons gud; isle luk faw it layter ;)

              3. heer u goez!

                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M2jSzLBzK4

                iz kwite diffrunt frum teh tradishunal fowk vershunz but bery gud, aifinkso. inn mai opinyun Phil Lynott wuz wun uv teh best fruntmen an purrhaps dint git awl teh praise hee deservd.

              4. Yep, taht wunz teh gud, tuu, thx BF ;)

              5. an ai groo up wiv teh Peter, Paul, and Mary version.

              6. Ai feal moozicloly edjimickayted nao, thx Q :D

  2. Aarrghhh! Ai haz a fritend!

  3. Wuz hims gunner do this oar gunner do taht ??
    ** Lubbly luking hart-goggeh, GM **

    1. He’s gunner snore, ai am shore!!!! ;)

  4. Ai wuz owt awl day awn a lawng biek ried … (taht nd country trayns nd all) nd tehre wer kidlets purrpared tu run a muck tunite !! (twu swetty cyclolists didnut seam liek sootablol targets, tank gudness)

    1. kawse uv teh impendin hurrykain mai town moovd trik er treet up bai a few daize, wuz pritty kalm fer teh moost part. Ai like seein teh lil wunz in dere kostooms butt reely dunt injoy teh teenaigerz.

      1. ai givd awai Twizzlers, ai haz tew buy kandee dat ai dunt lyke er dere wunt bee any lef fer teh kiddies ;)

        1. Ohai, BF adn PB! Heer in teh Burgh area, dere am elebenty seprit towns/boros/etc. adn most ob dem moobed teh trikky treety to FriedEgg, or SaturnDay. . .sept for mine, witch am still on for tunite. Ditto on habbin teh treets yoo duzzunt liek. Too mush temptayshuns.

  5. Ai izza sooper heero! Waik meh wen dainger fretenzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    1. *whispurrs* BF? We’z in daynjur ub beeink owt ub toona. Shuld ai waykify yoo?

  6. *Cweenmj am dressinged in hur tradishunlol kostuum: *
    *blak toonik wif glow-in-deh-dark Jakl Anternz awl ober it,*
    *poyzun green n wyte striped legginz adn pointy blak shooz;*
    *a purplol spider web cape wif matching glubz; *
    *deh owtfit b cumpleetinged wif deh lubblee orinj mylar hairz*

    *Shii steps owt ontu portch and hangz sign by deh frunt door*
    *deh sign reads:*

    Knock Twice fur Trick or Treet

    *Deh cween goze back inside and waitz*

    1. *CB, surching wiffa frantik for a costyoom, frows a sheet ober her hed adn climbs teh steps to teh frunt door.*
      *NOK NOK NOK*

      1. *openz door*
        Ohai!!!!
        *reachez intu majic cauldron*
        Heerz ur Treet!! :D http://cweenmj.wordpress.com/about/halloween1/

        1. *goez bak inside and waitz fur next Trik-or-Treater*

          :mrgreen:

          1. *comes abisiting the Cweens castlol, costumed as Tigger*
            *bowncebowncebowncebowncekollapseinnaheep*
            *whispurrs – ais to oald for this…..*
            *knokknokknokk*
            Treeeekk or Treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!

            1. *openz door*
              Ohai!!!!
              *reachez intu majic cauldron*
              Heerz ur Treet!! http://cweenmj.wordpress.com/about/halloween2/
              :mrgreen:

              1. *jumps in frunt ob neenepus adn grabs a bawl* :mrgreen:

              2. *snatches wun just before CB jumps up*
                *omcrunchomnomcruchhom*
                *speeks wiff mouf full of noms, poppycorms going ebreewhere*
                Fankies!!!

                :mrgreen:

        2. AAAAACCKKKK!
          *grabs a bottlol ob souper gloo*
          *grabs teh cween’s hand*
          Heer, let me fiks dese for yoo. ;-)

            1. Doze am teh best luukin wons ai has seen.

    2. Shepmom adn teh Princess arrive at teh Cween’s door…Shepmom is dressed as Charlie Chaplin adn teh princess is dressed like Rin Tin Tin…

      *Nok Nok*

      1. *opunz door*
        Ohai!! U luk lubbly!
        Heer am ur treet!
        http://cweenmj.wordpress.com/about/halloween3/

        *goez bak inside and waitz fur next Trik-or-Treater*

        1. Eye appreciate dat — fankees!

          *wanders off twirling cane while teh Princess leaps onto teh nearest boulder adn luklukluks heroic*

    3. *pulls on footless tites an flared miniskirt an wite ankle sox an pumps an tite tank-top an oversized cropped t-shirt,awl in neon colurs*
      *adds jelly bracelets an faux-perl necklaces an ginormus hoop eerings*
      *flips hed daon, brushes hair, hairsprays teh heck out of it, an flips it back*
      *adds pink lipstick*
      *saunters up to door* *stumblols in heels an remembers why nawt ware them much* *untanglols self*
      Knock knock knock.
      Like, hi. I’m the ghost of, like, Hallowe’en past. *pops gum in mouf to chew*

      1. *opunz door*
        Ohai!!
        Heer am ur treet!
        http://cweenmj.wordpress.com/about/halloween4/

        *goez bak inside and waitz fur next Trik-or-Treater*

        1. Like, nommy!

          *wonders hao to eet ’em wifout messing up costume*
          *shrugs and desides to figure that owt later*
          omnomnomnomnom
          Ennywun want a bite?

          1. *Luuks at pink lipstikk awl ober teh applol*
            Er, no fanks, prysma.

          2. Yor, liek, costyoom am, liek, rad, adn stuffs.

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