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  1. Ai dunno kitteh, but ai’s skeered too!

    1. *iyez gets big adn rownd* ;) Congrats, shepmom!

      1. Fankees, AP….iz honor to habs teh nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund ob Loloween.

        *bows wif a humble*

    1. Hay AP!! I seez yoo Skapid frum dat 8 leggid/armid horny (it haz horns!!!)lobster

      Gud fing it dwankid so muchlee blud dat it hadda go

        1. Getz upz AP!! Heez komen bak frum da baffrum!!! Runtunrunwifakeikness !!!11!11!!!

          1. Whut? *iyez ar bleery, swoonz in EMz armz*

        2. *Fans AP and applies smellee saltz*

            1. *hans pj a shamwow*. Ewwwww ,,, gushifuds Iz gushier onna da weigh owt

              1. Ai akshully had sum krunchifudz nawt-sekkund … 8O *bblleeechhhh*

                Ahh, dats betterer. Aifink dats awl nao. No moar smelly-sawlts plzthx.

              2. Luuks lyke we got a parteh goin heer. Tekilya, ennywun?

              3. *jermin shepgoggie run up fred wifakwikness*. Yummerz kitteh fuds!! I lubbs kitteh fuds!!
                *omnomnom slllluuurrrpppp krunkiekrunchkrunck*.
                *likliiklik da flor an PJ*
                *burpppppppp*
                Oh mii, sew nommilicishus

              4. *blink-blink* Brayn-bleech plz. Adn sum peptobizmul.

              5. Yoo lib wif labs AP – ifinksew yoo scene werser

              6. Troo dat. :roll: We has a blakk lab. She eets ennyfing.

              7. *Re-re-barfs again* :shock:

    2. *nom-nom-nom…* 8O Oh, behyn teh spyder…

  2. whoa kitteh wat big eyes u hav!!!

    1. Bedder to stalk you wiff!

  3. otey, ai’m nawt sure about dis but tink ai mite start a new story…

    it wuz a dark an stormy nite…

    four bebbeh kittehs huddled in teh hallway, waitn 4 helpz,
    as dey were strandedz….dey hadz onleez a small blankee
    for covers, an teh rainz hadz begun to fallz outsied…

    1. Suddenly dey hears footsteps…. :shock:
      Round teh corner comes….a big German Shepherd!
      Eek! says teh bebbehs, but teh Sheperd says “don’ hab a wurried kittehs, ai’ll protect yoo”
      Adn wif teh wisdom ob kittehs, dey noo dis wuz troo.

      But den teh doggie’s hackles rose, because….

      1. … der wuz a skritchin sownd at teh upstayrz bedruum winder…

        1. skreeeech…skreeeeech… skreeeech…
          wat could it b?????
          teh beebehs hunched nex to the goggie an siad
          “wut, wut iz it?”

        2. … the stairs creeked omnomnomnominously…..

          1. “Where’s are mommeh!”

          2. Mommeh Iz wiff meeeeeeee!!! Sed da…

            1. … taxi dryber. Dey got drunkded at teh parteh aftur teh opera dey wented tu dis ebening, adn nawt cud drybing hoam. So dey cawld meh, but den nawt had enny munneez tu paying meh. So ai has dem lokkd in teh taxi.

              Whut u gonna du bowt it, littlol furreh wunz? eh?

              1. Heez gots MOMMMMMEHHHHHH!!!!! Getz him!!!! Kitteh deploi! Fan owt, reddi awl weepinz … Addance dubblol thyme!!

              2. Teh taxi dryber’s eyes get real big adn he slowly begins to backs up…teh bebbehs gib a rebel yell since dey is winning, deyfinkso…

                But really teh taxi dryber is backing up because behind teh kittehs, 100 lbs of German Shepherd has begun to smile…

              3. we represent, teh lollopop gif,
                teh lolipop gif, the lolipop gif…

              4. *Looks for mommeh in loloween candy bowl*

              5. An ‘cauze iz Haloooween, an we iz deh itteh bittehs, wee canz tawks wid teh skaryee spidurs.
                An du yu noe wut deh skaryee spidurs iz gunna du two teh taxi dryvr?!?!

              6. Ohhhhh …. Tellz mi pweeze wut da spyder gunna doo

              7. ummm…oooh…ummm…tot u wuz gonna tellz us!
                Prolly deh iz gunna senz hym tu deh nexxt LOL wer deh fantome goggie wil ghets hyms!!!
                Yeh, dats rite!

              8. Iz dat da goggie dat eightid the puked gushi an krunchie fuds?

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