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  1. Ai bendz ober bakwurdz fur belleh-rubz!

    1. An inside owt, an in uvver positions that wud make a yoga eggspert cringe….

      1. Kittehz has der oan brand ob yoga. Nawt tu be attemptid bai teh hyoominz.

        1. Not possible by the humans. I love how kittehs can twist up :)

  2. achoo! tu mush floof1

    1. Congrats, abbycat … we has a tye! :) Adn, um, gezunhyte. *offerz a shamwow*

  3. Duzn’t luk so much laike littul bear as wunse did

    1. Nope… big sleek black (slitely oberweight coz uv helf fing) boy but nawt so much bearlike. But teh name stuck!

    2. Luuks a lawt lyke mai Sofia, wiff a littlol moar tu teh wyte-spawts. But still leen-n-shynee!

  4. kitteh belleh luks like crushed velvet–iz veree invytin, yesh.

    1. Crushed velvet – yesh, gud diskripshun.

  5. Ohai, ebbeewunz:

    Corree Bay~urr amz
    purr~fekktlee sootedz 4 t3h
    Jynoarmuss ‘Snoargillz’!

    Corree Bay~urr habz
    t3h Liddill Pawt Belleh maydz
    4 Snoargill Snoarleengz!!

    Corree Bay~urr cumz
    wiff lyfetyme suppliez ubz Taypz
    andz CHRGz!!! :-)

    Jack.

    1. *applesauce applesauce*
      @@@@@

      (note tu self: get teh starburgers fiksed)

    2. Hi, Jack –great as yushul. Onlee yur kinda pushin to get 5 syllolbuls in those nawt-sekund lines, huh ;-) ?

      1. Yet wun moar bennyfit ob tel lolspeek!

      2. Sum playces, bear be a tu-syllalolble wurd! :-)

      3. Ohai, abbeycat:

        I duz Ohaikuz.
        Sebbenteen sillabillz in
        awll… Fibe. Sebben. Fibe! ;-)

        Haikuz habz free lynez
        dat tellz stoaree oarz maykz a
        drammattikk staytmentz!!

        Cowntz awm mai feengurrz
        2 maykz shurr dat sillabilllz
        cumz owtz ryte eetch tyme!!

        ‘Corree Bay~urr’ goez
        wayz bakk 2 Ohikuz wen
        Corree wuz Bebbeh!!! ;-)

        Jack.

        1. I gonna dig those owt wun day, tu. Teh commetns borked when I switched blog softwares but I still hazem, just nawt connected tu teh posts ennymoar. :roll: Wud be awsum tu re-reed them.

          Enny on ICHC be losted tho, aifinkso. *sigh*

  6. Ai hazza relaksed just luukin at teh Cory-Bear.

    1. Yeff … hims wud mayk a fyne member at teh boanless kitteh-ranch.

  7. An, beecuz teh snorglolbul belleh am nawt enuf, Cory-Bear habs teh prehshuss blak jellee-been-tohz!!!

    1. *wunderz iffn dey taysts as gud as teh banilla-iysing bits*

      1. Dere am ownlee wun wayz tu fynd owt… ^.^

        1. *wayts wiffa nintrist tu heering teh rezults* … ;)

          1. *wunderz hoo dis ‘nintrist’ be…*

            1. SIRO!~!!!
              *gm gallupz wiffakwikness ack ross eestern Teck’s asss (aka: H..E..dubblol hokkey stix) tu grab Siro fur a snorgle an a BOOP!!*
              Yu am heeeeer!! YAYYYYYY!!!
              *Jump suppan daon sebbrul thymez maykin peepz in San Fransiscko a tad nerbus*

              1. *wundurz iffn we is habbin a nerfkwayk* 8O

              2. Ennyfing lyk nerf bats an fings? That be teh harmless, at leest….

              3. *watchiz teh stachooz adn fingz sway awn teh shelfs*
                Um, demz nawt nurf-fingeez. Its teh hoal Erf shaykin!

              4. Otay oTAY!! Ai m nawt DAT hebby…sydes, ai habbed settloled daon nao…well…a bit…juss hab teh happeh tu seeing mai ol fren siro….
                PK, yu kin adding anudder wun tu teh list ub peepz frum DOP dat am heer nao!!!

              5. Um, otay, mebbe nawt teh hoal erf, juss heer in SF area. :oops:

              6. *skweeeeeez* GM!!!! *tacklol-hugz yuo!!!*
                hao av yuo ben?!?!

              7. Gudgudgud..butt (!) bedderer nao dat yu am heeeer!!

              8. *blushiz* aww, fangkeez! =^.^=

  8. apolojees, Jack, ai bow tu teh mastur uv teh ohaiku but cud nawt resist:

    prysma’s Cory-Bear
    reallee knows hao tu relaks
    between snorgle-times

    prysma’s Cory-Bear
    will wake up wifa kwikness
    fur teh belly-rubs

    him aksept also
    teh eer-rubs an chin skritches
    an schmoos onna hed

    prysma’s Cory-Bear
    makes prysma’s brayn tu go splort
    ten thymes evree day

    1. w00t!!! Stawmp..wisslol an lites an waybz teh Bick Picklol (nawt aloud neer fyre)…

    2. :D Ai nawt fink dat needid enny applollolo… plopolo… sorrinessez tu enywun!

  9. Prysma, yur kitty is very prettee but he iz borked!!!

    1. Him lyk a Transformer… yu just fold heer and bend there an turn this and flex that and tuck th’uvver and twist an hey-presto! :-)

      *lukks thotful*

      Akshully, him reminds me more uv a Popple than a transformer, most days… (let me dayt myself – du they even still egsist?)

      1. OT fur a minnit heer..
        Did OCM gibs yu sumpfing frum mii wen yu had teh cheezmeet PK?
        *gm renembrs Popples..finks hur bebbeh sisser had wun*

        1. Her did!!! It maked me hazza big smilol, an Seanya had wun tu. :-) The cheezmeet was a week an a haf ago an aifinkso I be running abowt tu weeks behind of following up wif pics an fanx an fings! :roll:

          (Was a berry cyoot an berry sweet card, peeps.)

          1. :oops:
            No knead tu fank me fur a fankyew card…*snerk*…juss maykin shur yu gottid it…
            Sew berry gratefool fur ebbryfing yu tu hab dun..
            *schmoo thymes lebenty*

  10. Iz teh weerd when I switch to writing an fur a minnut characters am wanting tu use lolspeek. :lol:

    I hazza eggsossted, I gonna see if I can sleep sum.

    Izza lol at 6pm tumorro wif a refrinse tu a Cheezpeep (rhsb) – cross yur paws her drops by, I suggested on facebork that sumfing wud be relevant tu her innerests. After all… floofeh kitteh bellies and Red…

    Mebbe we duz a day of shinee fings and taking them tu lukk at in teh light tu get LCB tu stop by agen? :lol:

    Ennyway, ni’night.

    *wanders off tu snuggle a Cory-Bear an fawl asleep*

    1. If yu wanting rhsb, juss menshuns teh FYREMENZ!!! She be heer inna Noo Yawk Minnit….

      1. Wiff fluffed hayrz an lippygloss….

  11. Luks like Cory warin leetol wite unnerpanties…

    1. *nodnod* It iz! In sum posishuns, it luks lyk hims tummy is smiloling. Kind uv appropriate fur always-happeh bearcat…

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