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    1. Nawt tu wurry, Cyrano … its only set on “stun.”

      1. Adn besydz, hims has a teeny-tynee fayzur. ;)

    2. Congrats awn teh leed an teh pikchoor!

      1. Fankeez, anni! :) Papa growd up awn teh Star Trek.
        Hims fambly wud eeting dinnur awn tray tablolz in frunt ob teh orijinal seereez rerunz.

        1. Star Trek passet me bai – dunno wye we nebber watsht it wen it wuz showed in TTI. Awl Ai noe bowt it Ai hab lernd in cheez wirld!

          1. and that they boldly split infinitives that have never been split before…

    3. Congas on yor solo top spot! Adn teh lol am full ob ossim. Hao yoo gets all teh *koff* akshun figgers to hoald still?

      1. Fankeez! :) It wuznt eezy. Kirk kept fawlin ober. Adn teh littlol plastik bits has gottin so old dey is dryin owt … Spokks trikorder strap brokd awf wen ai tryd moobin it tu teh obber sholdur, so ai nawt tuchd Bonez’z at awl.

  1. Shuddn’t hab wared teh red shert!

    1. Yup, mai kittehz lykes teh red toyz teh beff…

    2. izzat wut they calls a “wardrobe malfunkshun”?

  2. Dangit, Jim. Aiz a doktor, nawt a v-e-t!

    1. Try yoozin dat trikorder … myte telling u sumfin bowt hims fizzy… physi… inner wurkingz!

  3. Aye, cap’n – we hazza transpurrter malfunkshun. Ai nawt cans hoald it mush lawnger!

    1. Hao did awl deez furbawlz get intu teh patturn bufferz … adn eben teh hyzinberg compensayturz!

      1. ♫♪ Nobunneh noes teh tribbulz Aiz seen. ♫♪

        1. Nobunneh noes but cheeziz!

          1. *gigglol-snerk*

            1. *dubblegiglolsnerk*

  4. Awwwww…day yam speekin teh lolspeek..HAO kyoot am DAT???
    Congatrekyoolayshus AP (adn anni)…
    An reely, teh fack AP habs teh trekkee dawlz owlnee wurris me a liddlol bit…
    :roll:

    1. Dey is nawt dollz! Dey is *koff* akshun figgerz!

      Adn deyz bin sittin in teh klozit inna bag fur bowt lebenty-fybe yeerz…

      1. We’ll beleeb u!

      2. Ub COARSE dey yam! Hao remiss ub me tu nawt renembur dat boiz dawlz am cawled *koff* akshun figgerz!

        1. Mai huzbing kullektid Akshun Man stuff, an modlol traynz an modlol carz an bukks an…an…an…

          1. Mai furst huzbink wuzza avid modlol trayn enfoozyast. Moar lyke a nob session!

  5. heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to JD, Milocmirror, Padmelupin, Lori2870, Meowmeowy an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, buttery yello caeks wif frooty filling, iskreem, fizzy frooty party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif toy lite-up fazers, start trek gogglolhed akshun figyures, kandee, an star trek stikker-sceen coluring buks wif many many stikkers an bokses of elebenty-5 crayns (wif bilded-in sharperner)! :D an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!

    ———–¤¤¤жжж٭٭***٭٭жж椤¤жжж٭٭***٭٭жж椤¤жжж٭٭***٭٭жж椤¤

    The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song (by Kafleen the Donkey):

    It’s yer burfday
    an dats wunnurmuss
    it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
    ebben doe deres
    uddurs sharin it
    dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!

    1. Where is Kafleen the Donkey, anyways?

      1. i sees her on buk ob face sumtimes. an her wuz heer a bit wen cheezland started.

    2. Fanks, burfday fairy! *Noms fudjy caek* Adn happy burfdai to teh burfdai Cheezpersons!

  6. iz a strange an alien form ob life.
    wif poynty endz :shock:

    1. Wen ai wuz nawt-sekkund settin up teh figgurz, Cyrano kept byting on Skottyz hand.
      But hims had kalmd daon by teh tyme ai gotted a gud pikshoor. Poor Skotty! :lol:

      1. Hoo gnu Skotty has a flaybur?

        1. him iz skotch-flavrd?

          1. If hims dipt in budder, duz dat mayk him budder-skoch?

            1. *yu guyz iz makin mai hed hert frum awl da donkin awn mai desk… :cry: *

              1. *gibs cholius a pillo … adn a nyse stiff drinkee*

              2. It’s fibe oklokk sumwear! *slurpslurphikkup*

  7. Ohai, ebbeewunz:

    Cattikuss Kitteh
    lykez dis no Choo Toy! Beddah
    dan CatzNip Mowssee!

    Cattikuss Kitteh
    amz kewllurr dan Moe~Bootoo
    andz Lizzurrdee ‘Goarn’!!

    Cattikuss Kitteh
    feenkz Redd Shurt maykz ekksellent
    Bat! Bat! Bat!z rowndz Toy!!! :-)

    Jack.

    1. “Dats nawt a play-toi,
      Dats mai seenyur enjineer!”
      Sez Kaptin Jim Kirk

      1. Dat’s James Tee Kirk to yoo, yo-man!

        1. Ohai, CatBurgh, AP andz ebbeewunz:

          Jamez Tybeeree~uss
          Kirk reetchez in pawkett 4
          Beeg, Plump Skweekee Toy!

          Jamez Tybeeree~uss
          Kirk may tryz ‘Chinnee Rubbinz’,
          but prawbubblee nawt!!

          Jamez Tybeeree~uss
          Kirk needz ‘Fevvurr Awn A Stikk’
          andz LAWTZA CatzNip!!! :-)

          Jack.

          1. Ohai Jack! Ossim!
            Aifink Kirk will soon be sayin,”We’z gonna need a bigger fevver on a stik!”

            1. Ohai, CatBurgh:

              “Dayr’s nawt a Kitteh
              enneewayrz wut can reesisst
              Fevvurr Awn A Stikk!”

              “Mebbee summwun haz
              ‘Green’ oarz ‘Red Dawt’ Setteengz awn
              dayr Shynee Fayzurrz?!”!!

              Spawk oapunnz up himz
              Yooneeburrsull Tranzlayturr.
              Luukz 4 ‘Feelin~eez!!! :-)

              Jack.

              1. Ohai Jack! Ai hazza dizzy frum awl da peeps n der lols dat Ai fourgut tu ….(wait fur it)…*clappityclappity* !!!

        2. Oh, so sorreh, miftur Tybeerius! :) Hao u lykes me nao, Tybeerius? :lol:

  8. Cyrano is a pretty boy!

  9. How izzit dat James T. still can has his shurt awn?

    1. Ohai, Sneezeecat! Gud point! It shud at leest be ript.

      1. Yesh n why he nawt makin oawt wif Uhura? or uvver spayse-baybes?

        1. Hims fytes teh monsturz nawt-sekkund, den mayks owt wiff teh wimmin-foaks latur.
          Aftur dey has bin propurly impressifyed wiff hims monstur-killin manliness.

          1. Aww…Cyrano iz pretty boy, nawt monstor!

            1. … adn has bekum beri much teh lubber-boy ravver den a tuff-gye.
              Hims will klym in ur lap adn purr, den bat at ur hand if u stawp pettin hims.

          2. Yesh, an if himz lukkee hiz shurt gets ript in teh coarse uv fytin teh, um, monsturs, adn him hazta taek it orf tu wipe teh grime an swett frum hiz manlee brow… oh, and der just happins tu be a skantlee clad ailyun princess oar two wotchin frum neerby…

            Purrsunally, aifinkso Jean-Luc is way moar sexier dan James T. cood eber hope tu be. :cool:

            1. Yeff, Patrik Stewurt has teh muchly-bettur stayj prezinss den Billy Shatnur.

              1. Ai sekkund-sekkund dat! (N I unnerstand Capt. Pikard liked tu dribe fast tu – he got tu dribe a prototype off-road machine awn Ai tink it wuz “Nemesis” – da skayrd luuks frum Data n Worf wer nawt akting aifinkso)

            2. Nawt tew start uh flame war oar nuffin, but…

              BLASPHEMY!!!

              May teh minyuns ob priceline negotiate yor short hairs intew teh teef ob yor zipper.

              :-P

              1. AHEM…ai axed yu sumpfin awn teh testy paij…am teh beebeh a granDOTTER az yu tode us at nawt-sekkund..oar am it a granSUN as yu tode us shortlee ago…

              2. Ohai GM. I replied tew yor cawmint on teh testy payje.

                I goofed teh orijinal anownsmint. I put a correkshun awn dat fred.

                HE iz grandSON. Wii gawts eekwall members boyz and gurls nao. Four in awl.

              3. Er..fanx..
                *rummijez in nc’s bakk ruum for awl teh pinkee girlee fingz dat wuz brot tu teh shower..replayses dem wiff nerf fuutbawlz an teensy bloo sox an liddlol sawftee bloo jeens an mini-manlee fings*

              4. Whai are dey inna formil hawl? Taek dem in tu plai wif teh kittehs fur CC sayk!!

              5. Coz papaNC izza strict disawplenarian. Makes dem line awp foar inspekshun.

              6. Yeah, rite. :roll:

                Shirley yew doant eggspekt cheezpeeps tew beleeb dat.

                *sheesh*

      2. Well; ai nawt fink u wanna see teh barbie-doll-lyke joynts on hims sholdur.
        Adn we reely nawt wanna destroy teh *koff* kollektiblol-valyoo ob teh kostoom, do we?

        1. Dey kuud bee wurf sum munnies…*koff*…kollectabels sell well awn da eekbay…

        2. Hmmm..AP..yu seem tu be familyer wiff teh nekkid *koff* barbie-dawl-joynts tuuuu???

          1. 8O Mai, um, :oops: sisturz wuz alwayz chaynjin der owtfits, ykno. Uh-huh.

          2. Whoo U fink plaiz teh skantli clad princess?

              1. Well..dat cood be teh loded kweschun…sints AP am a purrfeshnul fessspeeyun an nawl…juss SAYIN…
                :roll:

  10. ai awlwayz lubbed dis show adn da moovees too!!
    ai ar a Trekkie!! \\//

    Lubbed dat pikshur too!!!

    =^.^= Meow

  11. Beam us down, Scott-A — dey is eating ice cream and dancin a ho ho, wif teh crow.

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