Cheezland

By the cheezpeeps, for the cheezpeeps!

50 Comments

Add a Comment
  1. Be berree afrayde!

    1. Konga Ratz Anni.

      * teh Conga ratz awn the pi rat ship purrpare tu repell teh OP kitteh *

      Loadz teh kannunz wif froot pi!!
      Move teh littur bawks tu teh poop dekk!!
      reef teh sayls!!
      run up teh midnite kitteh flag!!

    2. * PB commensez tu shiver hims timbers ;) * Congarats, Anni nd awlso to Muchcat :D

      1. Thx PB! Dunno bowt my timburz shibberin – it’s nawt berree wawm 2nite in Lundun had 2 tern teh heet awn dis ebenin.

      2. Fanks PB. Nawt tells ennywun, but Feers Pyrat is rilly a pusehkat…

  2. Ai shall shred ur sheets adn shibber ur timberz! Mrrrraaarrrgh!

  3. Tehy doant corl me “scuttlol butt(!)” faw nuthing !! * betta bring a broom *

    1. Wun littlol saylboat is alreddy bottumz-up.

      1. Ai “mast” admit, taht wuz mee :cool:

      2. Didju sea teh toona bote rite behine Orinjj Poysin?

        1. Toona ?? Much betta tahn purls nd gold nd dubblolunes, Aaaarrrr !!

  4. Kitteh sez, It’z awl rigged !!

  5. Iffn dem wuz mai modlol ships Ai wud be reelee wurrid!

    1. Replaycement wuns woant bee awn sail …

      1. Dem won’t bee fleet gedding tu u inna mayl…

        1. Kitteh cud do a hull lawt uv dammij…

          1. *dubbleheddesk*

            1. Kitteh wuz awlwais a model ov beehayvier … tihs was never forecastloled !!

              1. Wayrz teh poop dekk? Kwikk!

              2. Izz awn teh lastest lol!!

              3. oops. Ai meenz, itz rite up dere at teh tawp uf teh fred. Eben haz teh kleen liddur bawks.

              4. Tuu far … um, yoo has a noo wun nao. Pleez doan keel meh.

              5. Seamz liek itz awn mai hawl flor tudai. Wunder if ai can purcrastinate til tumoro? beddur nawt. beddur go clene it up rite nawoo. pleh!

              6. Ai’s gibbing yoo a stern warning abawt awl dese puns…

                being a midshepmom ai’s allowed to do that…

            2. ‘twood jus keel mi iff de shipps gottid dammidjed.

              1. Yeff, wud be a catast~roap~fee. (adn GMTA awn yoozin teh abuv!)

            3. ARgh! If’n nawt too laet-haynds Cholius an icie-pak fore forehed!

  6. I lub da 3-masted ships – awl da sails. Dat wun awn da left iz a “barque” Ai finks…

    1. Yep! U aer rite! Ai hab abuk dat haz pikchoors uv diffrunt saylin ships an dere iz wun juss liek dat.

    2. Barque? Dat muss bii a goggeh ship den….
      Avast an yo ho an all dat stuffs tuu….
      Arrrrrrrrrfff… :oops: Ai mentid arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (tuff bein a goggeh pyrate sumthymes)

      1. *snerk* Ai did nawt tink ob dat, but muss bee goggie ship…

      2. So ai’s teh midshepmom adn yoo’s teh gunner’s mate, rite?

        Wii wills drool….er, ai means rool teh sebben seas!

        Tonite — wii sets sail upon teh Dog Star!

        1. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrff Shepmon.. sowns lyke uh plan. Doan tell teh uvverz…Shhhhh…
          I getz tu rool four ub teh seben seez awn Wenzdai an Fursdai..Yu getting tuu rool free ub dem Caterdaii an Toozdai..no..wait…ai getz tuu rool eebry leeping yeer..den yu..hang on …ummm….
          *gm get zowt cal kyoo later butt (!) poz ar tuu hyooj tu pressing teh teensie buttinz..*
          Ai gib zup..wii BOFE rool awl seben!!!

          1. aaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffffff! Ai agrees!! Doggie pirates nebber kwarrel, wii cans eezily rool togevver! Shuld be calm seas, so teh sailing won’ts be rrrrruff…

            Duz yoo fink wii has enuff tennis bawls for ballast?

            Iz teh funnee, because yoo habs littlol Henry nao (hoo wills maek an eggsalad pirate aifinkso…) adn mai Henry (mai nawt-sekkund German Shepherd) wuz known as Black Henry, Pirate Puppy when hims wuz a bebbeh!

            1. * lodes teh pi cannun wif moon pi. Firez teh cannun across teh bow wow uf teh barque *

              Avast! Heev tu adn prepair tu be bordid!!

              1. Oar heev free oar fore if yu gottem!
                *bolunteerz tu kleen owt teh pi cannun ub enny leftober pi’s*
                Ai noze…mai seff-lessness bringz a teer tu yr ai…*snifffffffffffff*

              2. Wii iz nawt bordid — wii iz beri interested in your firing across teh bow wow ob teh barque (Wut iz teh name ob our barque GM? Ai suggestifies teh S.S. Dinner Bowl…wut duz yoo fink?)

                Hao abowt yoo shoots sum moar frum teh pie cannon? *has a hoepful*

                *sets up teh kitteh-nets in case wii duz get bordid for reel…*

              3. * relodez teh pi cannun wiffowt luuking. Fyres teh cannun at teh barque *

                Ohh Ratz, dat wuz teh meat pi wif smashed potatoes… Ai wuz gunna haz dat wun foar lunsh.

              4. Fankees! *Looks hoepfully at teh gravy hose on WRR’s ship*

            2. Awwww…anudder Henry…! Ai meenz arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…dat beez uh reely gudgudgud pi-goggeh naym!!
              An “littlol” Henry gayned TEN pownz in TU weekweekweekz. Am nao ober forty pownz an nawt yet FORe mumfs…poz teh syze ub dinnur playts…

              1. Grow littlol Henry grow! Ai iz nebber shur ai wants dem to grow into dere feets…teh puppy proportions are just soooooo cyoot!

  7. Tiem Ai wuz in bed! G’nite mateyz!

    1. Nite anni..sleep warm,!

      1. Tu be awaykind tumorro by … ninjaz?! 8O

  8. ornijj pyrates arr da worstest!!!
    berree berree meen and dangermowse aifinksao!!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Cheezland © 2012-2019 Frontier Theme