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  1. Sing a song uv sikspens, a pokkit fur uv kyoot!

    1. Foar n twenny blakburd saloot awn yoar nawt sekkund, tied wif teh puddy_tat.

      1. Thx Shensara – nawt shore we hab met uffishullee (Ai cud be rong, offn aer!) Ai offur mai paw in frenship.

        1. Purrhaps, been lurkin fer 3ish yeerz, I come owt frum unner teh cowch ebbry nao n den.
          :: eggsepts frenly paw n offurrs wun ob hur oan::

          1. Yea furr lurkerz !!! An sooper yea furr de-lurkifin even if onlee furr leetol wilez… Of-furs Shensara a floofy pawubfrenliness (pointee enz retrakted) and weels inna a kart ub sordid Danish wif froot joose

            1. ::shakes frenchips paws:: Ooo, danush…thankie!
              ::yoinks a cheezie danush and scoots bak tu hur comfee spawt unner teh cowch::

  2. this are teh way to travel…

    1. Gud 2 see teh famblee tye still holds! Wunner ware ebbriwun els iz!

  3. on vacayshun?

    1. hmm. that was meant in reply to ap. nesting fail…

    2. U mai be rite! Iz mornin in ‘Merica, raynjin frum juss startin werk 2 lunsh-tiem, so Ai spoze ebbriwun haz a bizzee. An Ai hab 2 go get mai dinner reddee. BBL, Bai!

  4. Kangaroo kitteh hazza purplol peeplol powch.

    Mehbii hii iz goin’ tew pediatrics tew play pattycake wif teh patients.

    1. Enni nooz yet?

      1. She’s progressing. Contractions getting closer, udder fings getting wider. Teh yooshul. Water has not broke yet. Grandma jes fownd owt dat she gets tew bii in teh delivery ruum along wif husband. They’re wif hurr nao.

        Mehbii dis iz maternity nurse adn kitteh iz bringing her tew teh hospital coz thar izza shortage ob dem. After awl, wi don’t wanna hab uh mid-wife crisis awn owr hand, do wii?

          1. :: sending teh beemz ob strenf, pashunts and comfurts ober teh wynds::
            {{{{{nc n fambily}}}}}

              1. Dis yer nawt sekkond grandkidlet NC? Oar shud aye sae Gramperz!!
                Kongarats wearin leetol diaperz (nappiez to yoo Brits) an onesies dat sae “NC66 Iz nummer wun less an 2 Grandpers!!”

                I guess maybe dat nawt bee a berri leetol onesie…

              2. beems for a smooth delivery!

        1. *heddesk* – guud wun NC66! Hope awl goze well wif da babee delivery n hope Dr. Tinycat iz awn dat shift!

        2. :shock: ooh! yoo iz getting a noo grandbebbeh, nc66? awsum! pawz crossd for evreefing to go well!

        3. Ohai eberybawdy. Fanks foar teh well wishez.

          EM, Hii iz gunna bii mai fourth adn will balance owt teh genders wen hii arrives.

          Ai got twu of teh other three wif mii rite nao in teh waiting room. Wun wants tew gno wen shii can come ober foar a ride on the tractor, teh other iz flirting with the receptionist, and teh furd iz awn hurr way. Their aunt’s husband sez taht it almost seems liek she changed her mind about having their cuzzin’ today because teh contrakshuns aren’t az powerful az they were earlier. She haz a high tolerance foar payne, which ai fink is a factor in hao lawng dis mite take. So wii culd bii here sum whylols.

          1. Hao exciting, NC! Ai hoaps teh delibrary am smoov adn dat yor new grandbebbeh am strawng adn helfy. {{{{{NC adn hims eggstanded fambly}}}}}
            P.S. Midwife crisis – yoo kwaks me up! :-)

  5. kittie has a worried

    1. Dat cuz NC66 dotter beez habbin a babbeh an he needs ta get der STAT!! Vacay ober furr now!

      1. bebbies aer teh bestist bee tehm furrie oar wifout teh furrie!

  6. dr. tinycat, livin teh ohai life :)

    wher iz him goin on vacayshun?

    aruba
    bahamas
    carrybean crooz
    dizzyland
    e…

    1. europe
      french guyana
      great brittin
      hymalayas
      india
      japan
      k…

      1. kill a man jaro
        lilliput
        mawi
        N….

        1. Norway,
          Papua New Guinea (or paraguay)
          Queensland
          R….

          1. Rhode Aisle-and
            Sunny Spain
            To Outer Space
            Under teh Sea to see what he can see
            VLC, ob course
            W…

            1. West Virginny
              Xanadu
              Yukon
              Zeeland, Michigan

              Yay! Anudder alfabit dun!!!

              1. Yay!

                now we duz chemical elements –

                Actinium
                Beriliyum
                Cadmium
                Dysprosium
                Eynstynium

                hey …don let me haz awl de fun….

              2. Ferrus mettle?

              3. Germaninium
                Heeleeum
                Iodineum
                Jessbecuzium
                Kotassium
                L

              4. Liveronium
                Macaronium
                Nugget oxide
                O….

              5. Osmium
                Lead (it wurks, luuk it up)
                <q> (ok, so it’s an HTML element, wanna make somefing ob it?)
                R…

              6. Road-ium
                Sulfer-ium
                Titanium-um
                U-rain-ium
                Van-aid-ium
                W

              7. Willsew-nium
                Xe-nhan
                Yeh-turb-ium
                Zeerco-nium (knot az gud az die-munds!)

            2. *whispers* Ai hazza stoopie – wat duz VLC stand fur? (Brayn power awn lo awl week)

              1. *whispers back* Verry Larje Canada

              2. Got it… Ai iz bowing aowt ob dis alfabit bee cuz Ai nebber wuz guud at Kemistree.

              3. Dat am ossim!!!
                “wikipedium” :lol:

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