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  1. Ai juss hoap himz duznt fynd owt whut ai did wiff hims glass iye.

    1. Der’ s a fish eye joak in der sumwhere. Meenwhile, congratulashuns on yer nawt sekond!

      1. Mebbe. Or it cud roal bakk owt iffn teh swellz ar ryte. ;) Adn fankeez … we has a tye!

    2. Conga ratz AP. Wii nawt catched teh toona fleet, but wii did catch sumfin.

      * playses sum shwimp scamperz awn teh end uf teh plank. *

      Kitteh shuud at leest haz a niec last nom aifinkso.

      1. Shwimps?! :) *grabs dem befoar dey skampurz away*
        *tryz nawt tu luuk daon*

        1. *hoalds a fevver on a stikk owt ober teh wadders*

          1. 8O *wobblolz … rekubberz … klingz tu teh plank* Nao dats juss krool. :?

            1. Oh, awl rite, aiz sawree.
              *hands AP a floatee noodlol fingy*
              *runsawaiwiftehfevveronastik*

  2. Kan yu swim, kitteh?

    1. Ai knoz hao tu flayl abowt inna pannik. Duz dat kownt?

  3. ai kan haz litteh lyfe vest?

    1. Shoor, but its reely juss a sekshun ob pink insoolayshun.

      1. At leest it hazza feelyon awn it.
        JDKatt, ai lubs yore abatar!!!

    2. Yesh yoo kin hab kitteh life vest.

      http://www.oldmaidcatlady.com/cat_life_jacket

      An xsirsize wheel an speeshell haus wif AC!!

      Arrrr, blimey butt I swarez it’s trioo

  4. Adn doant eben ask abowt teh silleh pairitt.

    1. Ai heer dey taysts lyke lizzerd.

      1. :lol: So ai has herd. Nawt dat ai wood noes. ;-)

      2. Yu meen liek teh lizzerds in teh crawlee spais?

        1. Ai fyndz dem owt in teh gardin tuu. ;)

          1. Dare ebryware! Dare ebryware!
            *runs in circlols*

            1. Dats a gud fing, ryte? In kayse u gets a hongreh between gushifud meelz…

              1. Yu meens liek a cruncheefud snak.

              2. No, dat wud be teh krikkits.

              3. Eeeeew, ai meens, yummm, ai meens . . .
                *CB cubbers hur mouf adn runs to teh rayling.*

              4. :lol: 8O Der goez wun nao! *chaysez*

  5. On teh uddur hanz, aiz alwaez wantd tu sii Davy Jonezez lokkur. Ai lubbed him on teh Monkeez.

    1. [checks owt Davy Jones lawkurr]
      :shock: Wut’s dis?
      [qwikly discards jockey strap]

  6. Howz a kitteh tew kno, ai arrrrrrrsk ye?!

    1. Yaaarh! Itz nawt liek it sed “teh capn’s leg” awn it.

      1. It wurkd beri well, if ur aspen meh.

        1. Doant mayk an ash ob yoreself!

            1. ai wuz pine-ing fer a guud skrach maytee!

            2. Fir teh lub ob pete, hao far can dis go on?

              1. yarrrrh, ai wuz lumbered wif trine tew fink uv wun !

              2. Oranj yew glad we’z runnin owt ob ’em?

              3. Whut? We can going awn fir ebber!

              4. 8O :oops: *finally seez teh pun in fir teh lub ob pete…
                *reelyzes hastu du a dubblol tu maykin up fir teh repete…

                *ahem* Ai beecha we cud goin birchully forebber…

              5. :lol: :lol: :lol: Yu has redeemifyed yorself, AP! Well dun!

              6. *serchez egstra hard fir teh pun in dat wun*
                *faylz, frowz owt anubber dubblol tu kubber, juss in kayse*

                U bettur teak anubber luuk befoar u bekumz un~poplar.

              7. Nope. No missin puns. A pearuntly ai has run owt ob dem. :-)

              8. :? *dublol-tayke* :) Dats wye ur teh applol ob my iye! ;)

              9. Yoo old Dog, wood yoo koncider carrin on?

              10. Frum whut ai red,wood prolly be fun!

              11. Ai habs enjoyified dis pun run, but iz tiem to feed doggie nao, so Cherry-o ebberwun!

                Ai won’ts be able to steer teh boat any moar tonite, so sumwun else please taek teh ‘elm….

              12. Gnyte SM! Its bin fun!
                Adn u handlold urseff wiff aplum!

              13. *CB wayks up teh negst moarnin, wunners if teh pun run was a fig-ment ob her majinayshuns*

            3. Gud fing dis run is ober; ai’d be sick-a-moar.

              1. A-hem, locky fing we can alwais find mor. :)

              2. Tis how we kno we be olive.

              3. Here ai wuz finking dis walnut end well. :-)

              4. Yoo shud awlwaez wisteria furr da best sew yoo dohnut buk fura thornee endin

              5. Yay! :) U gyez pooshd dis lol tu ober a hunnert kommints!
                No, reely … ai is nawt Joshua~ing!

              6. Cedar? Cee wut wii did dar?

              7. Ohai, AP! Leaf ;-) it to yew ;-) to poynt dat owt. ADN we eeben bwanched :razz: owt to sheepish puns. :lol:

              8. Guud fing cheezpeeps don’t git stumpd wen tryin’ tew fink ob alder-nate wurds tew eggspruce demselves. Ai fink humor will owe uh debt tew lolspeek wen awl iz seed adn dun.

              9. :shock: Wowzee! A kwad kwadpuddlol foreway fingy! *boughs low to NC66*

              10. Akshully, its quin…kwen…fibe way fingy, butt (!) hooz cownitng. ;-)

              11. *burrows NC’s beeny cap adn pretenz it am a finkin cap*
                *fink fink fink fink*
                awl? Am dat teh wun ai oberlukd? Wotta sap ai am! ;-)

              12. Yew hab tew luuk berry closely.

              13. Aisle teak anovver luk.
                *CB burrows NC66’s cap agin, gibs teh propellurs a spin*
                *luk luk luk*
                *seize teh slanty werds*
                Dere it am!!!
                Mayks me weepy.
                Sew ai gess yew wants yor cap bak nao. . .

              14. Sho-awf. :roll: (ai missd willo tuu, so nawt tu feel bad)

              15. [taiks cap bak frum CB]
                Fanks. Ai liek tew ware it wen ai ride mah motorcycle.
                I dunno why, I jest dew. [spins prawpeller]
                It may luuk guud, but it duzzint maik ma-hog-any faster.

              16. Maebee iffin yoo put da hat ober da hedlight ….
                Den yoo Hog mae be abbol Ta getz to market

              17. *pichoors NC66’s prawpellur twirlytwirlytwirlying ober teh hedlite, pichoors him adn hims bike taykin awf liek in teh ET moobie adn flyin ohai in teh aer*
                Kewl!

  7. Aaaaarrrrrrr, Ai wuz onli trieng tu cleen it, yesh taht’z it :? * after ai sawdust *

    1. :lol:

      *waives wite flag*

      ai surrenderz! mus goe git sum supper mayteez!

      1. Hazza good wun, BF! Yore abatar am full ob ossim!!!

      2. *waivs teh skull’n’crossbones* Sea yoo, BF ;)

  8. A bit moor scratchin nd ai mite hab maid a nyse carving !!

    * Call it a figure-foot, nawt a figure-head :cool: *

    1. Nawt reely skrimshaw, moar ob a skritchshaw.

  9. Captin’s gawt a bad cays of fut-rot !!

    * prolly cawzed bai termiets *

        1. Heer we goez agen… *sheepish luuk*

          1. Wot? Ai thot yu liekd baaa-aaa-aaad joeks.

            1. Wowz, u rammd it hoam wiff mai own kontribyooshun. Impressib!

              1. Ennywais, ewe gabe me teh purfekt setup.

              2. Nyse sayv … sheer jeenyus!

              3. Fanks, ai baled mysef owt.

              4. yesh, taht’s whut ai herd.

              5. Arrrrrrr butt we silleh kittehs seem to flok to deez runs

        1. Duznt u has a grayn ob intellijenss?

          1. Aifinkso yu bofe can run rings arownd mi!

            1. We has a warped senss ob hyoomer. *nodz*

              1. well, at least yur nebber board…

              2. Burl, ifinksew Iz fun

              3. Ai bough to teh Pun-Masters

  10. At leest kitteh wuz moor pawlite tahn
    wot teh ship’s goggeh did tu teh leg :oops:

    1. Dat’s why goggie am nao in charj ob moppin teh poopy deck.

  11. Dunt to worry kitteh, we save you! (Hands out blunderbusses to every able
    hand.)

    1. Ohai, Supertuscan! Ai blunders juss fyne wiffowt halp, fanks.

    2. Thx, Supertuscan, ai hoap tihs is nawt a blunder !! * luks daon barlol tu sea if it am loded … o.O 8O *

      1. :shock: *frows sef at PB, nokkin hims to teh deck*
        KER-POW!
        *a seegull fawls frum teh sky*
        Whew! Dat was cloas!

        1. Thx, CatBurgh !! Yoo sayved mee :D * frum shooting mai maouf off :roll: *

            1. Oh noze – gud fink dat dirty bird wuz ober da poopy deck …

        2. *Teh seegull, wif only a superfishul wund, gets up adn flys awai, butt(!) nawt befoar dibe bombin CB’s hed*
          Adn wif dat, aiz off tu sleepytiem. {{{Cheezfrenz}}}

          1. Gnyte, adn fanks fur playin! Owr pun-runz pushd teh kommint kownt ober 70!

          2. :shock: pie-rats!
            Yu guise ar teh best! *frows Xs adn Os to PB adn AP*
            Aiz gone. *poof*

  12. Mantari misst teh funs
    Ob playin wiv teh puns!
    A rime will hav tew dew
    If ai can play wiv yew!

    1. Ai wisht dat ai cud stay
      Adn wif Mantari ai’d play
      But ai must leeb teh gaym,
      Caws bedtiem be cawlin my naym.
      {{{{{Mantari}}}}}

      1. Nitey, nite matey! {{{CatBurgh}}}

      2. Ai myte afford sum tyme
        (if its rownd abowt a dyme)
        (adn it isnt kwyte a cryme)
        Tu finkin up a ryme!

        1. AP, yur berri skilled
          at puns and rimes as well –
          And so tihs site iz filled
          wiv quips yew chewse tew tell!

          1. Ai reely has a prowd
            (if ai can saying dat owt lowd)
            Adn ai is floatin awn a klowd
            Heer wher silleh is alowd!

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